Corruptin' Wishes

Granted, i am the only one who has access to the limited edtion "Lily Rain" in League of Legends

I wish i could just let my inner hollow take and let him destroy everything

Granted but as you do, he destroys you first and thus can't destroy the rest of "everything".

I wish I wasn't afraid of the dark sometimes.

FALSE! Should an inner hollow destroy their host they take full control of the body, still allowing him to destroy everything. GET YOU FACTS RIGHT!
Granted, you now have a friend to keep you company whenever it gets dark

And here he is:

I wish for crappy 90's comercials

Wish granted. You get 90's commercials for Condoms and Tampons.

I wish to get ripped. *flexes arm muscles*

Another futile attempt to startle moi ;A;

Granted, you get what you want, but now a bunch of perverst is stalking you and ultimately takes you captive to make an bukkake video with you.

I wish I didn't need my roomy to handle my emotional difficulties.

Granted, and now instead of your roomy, you need a psychiatrist to handle your emotional difficulties, and his services cost $400 per visit.

I wish I was made of Grape Gelatin.

>Implying that you've gotta pay for medical treatment in Germany
:3c

Granted, you're made of jelly but some random, fat gay copule comes a long and uses you for naughty bedroom play.

I wish I was used for naughty bedroom play more frequently ._.

Granted, the above mentioned friend now uses you fro naughty bedroom play

I wish for more anime

Granted, and the anime you get is the Japanese equivalent of young baby oriented, Nick Jr/PBS Sprout/Telletubbies-esque TV shows of those sorts.

I wish I had more good ideas for skins to make for the skin editor contest.

Granted, you make more ecchi skins.

I wish dbzfan would watch my Lily video.

I shall grant it if i get a link

I wish i had the link to said video

Granted. It's corrupted in its own way. MWAHAHAHAHA!

My bad, here's the video.

Spoiler:

I wish to for someone to haku with me.

Granted, But haku now only has a 30 sec time limit, and if you fail you get your account reset and lose everything

I wish i didn't feel i was gonna puke at any moment.

Granted...unfortunately you're gonna be cleaning that keyboard off for awhile....

*ponders* Ahh, I've got it....

I wish for world peace!

Granted, mars has never been more peaceful

I wish i knew what cause america to become so stupid

Maybe... because they didn't watched enough anime... eheh so, yea granted I guess...

Also, I wish Dbz~fan would patiently wait for my rival's vid while he looks at mine first :3

Spoiler:

Granted he waited for your rival's vid but somehow more interesting video got him before he watch it.

I wish this game would continue. XD

Granted, but you ar no longer allowed to post or veiw it.

I wish my headphones weren't broken

Granted, but now your headphones only play sounds in Extremely-Loud, Eardrum-Shattering, volume levels and not any lower.

I wish to be changed into a hamburger.

Granted, but some drunk hobo diggs you out of the garbage and eats you in one bite. Afterwards you'll get stomached and return to the life stream and get no chance to meet Aerith.

I wish I never knew what absolute love feels like.

Wish granted, and you get absolutely loved by some creepy stalker.

I wish for heat vision.

Granted you now can only see things that give off a lot of heat

I wish Code Geass would stop giving me such conflicting feelings

Granted, but your eyes get burned.
Granted, now you get bored of Code Geass.

I wish I could squish the bug flat in the screen... >_> Zwiebel's avi...

Granted, but squishing the bug makes a huge, gross mess all over the screen.

I wish the last two episode of Strike Witches (both seasons) were a lot better than they were, and that Season 2 had more of them fighting the Evil Mercenaries in certain battles against them and their legions of advanced weaponry.

Granted, they are made better but you still dont like them

i wish people would realize that when i wake up i cant do anything for 2 hours