Corruptin' Wishes

Stolen by me with my KURATAS

Sorry, Wishes must be submitted with correct grammar in order to be granted and corrupted with the most effect. ~Grammar Nazi's of the internet

I wish my brother would shut the hell up when play COD

Your brother shut up, but your sister starts yelling at you every-times you play it now...


I wish I knew where does "I wish there are no thief" goes wrong grammatically '-'

I have no sister BUHAHAHAHA

Granted, a proper term would have been "I wish there was no thief" since said thievery took place in the past, and are is present-tense

I wish japan would slow down in their technological advancements and let the rest of the world catch up alittle

ah yes '-';;; how can I not see that...
thank you the person above me

also, granted, but only a little, and after a while the other's technology got left behind again....


I wish I could use a better grammar ;-;

Granted, now it's inevitable to be nagging grammar nazi that everyone else avoids, even the other grammar nazis avoids too~

I wish I can get better in my art style.

Granted, your art is now better, too bad your friends starts hating you now

I wish my cat IRL can cure itself already ;-; it has been a month and his medication is empty....

Granted, but your cat has turned into a cat deity because of random godly medicine has appeared and went away for its business forever.

and the person above me forgot to wish '-';;;

So I wish my cat's health again '-'///

AAARGGH, I forgot to wish at the last post. >.>

Granted, but your cat deity has ascended into a god of cats thanks to your wish.

I wish I can finish my part in group work in all-night!

Granted, but your group work turns out horrible, although it does get finished.

I wish I were super thin, like a sheet of paper or something like that.

Granted, but the wind carried you to the ocean, drowing you in the end.

I wish my earache would go away

Granted. It's traded for Heartburn.

I wish I had a desk in my room, so I could do my homework in silence.

Granted you get your bed replaced by a desk. Good night.

I wish my pizza was here already.

Granted, here's your razor blade, anchovy, and 25-year-old yogurt pizza.

I wish i knew a good anime to watch

Granted, I know suggested the Balls Dragon series to you, afufufufu

I wish I had more live action pr0n O-O

Granted, but in one of them you've lost your sight and hearing.

I wish that the next Kingdom Heart title comes to Wii.

Zwiebel Force wrote:

Granted, I know suggested the Balls Dragon series to you, afufufufu

Actually i think i might rewatch it, thanks!

Granted, it comes to the wii, but due to copyright conflicts with nintendo and square enix it is now a rail based shooter with donald as the main character. There is no sora, riku, kairi, or anyone you like

I wish my parents would realized that walking every day in this ****ing heat isn't gonna make me healthy especially since when we get home i'm nearly forced to a pound of fish, and half a box of macaroni, it's just gonna kill me

granted, but they now force you to finally give them grandchildren, monitoring the production. ö.ö

I wish I didn't have dat date tomorrow.

Granted, your date dumps you, you delve into deep depression, your freinds leave you, and not ever the forever alone guy will talk to you

I wish my parents would realize that having the guy who's deathly allergic to bees use loud tools near an already PO'ed wasp nest is practically murder

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Granted, it comes to the wii, but due to copyright conflicts with nintendo and square enix it is now a rail based shooter with donald as the main character. There is no sora, riku, kairi, or anyone you like

Reminds me of PK. I like that

Now, back to topic: Granted, but such enlightment was obtained when said person was dying at their hands from a vicious allergy attack caused by you-know-what.

I wish for a CB character on League of Legends.

Granted, but now LoL changes it's Cash Shop into a Gashapon System

I wish I could forget that certain part of my life.

Granted, but you can't get that other certain part of your life which is as important as that certain part of your life.

I wish for the best to all humanity...

Granted, but all the people except you mutate into a new form of life, causing them not to been granted the best.

You forgot to wish again, Zwiebel.

I wish I had long, sharp claws.

Granted, but they break if you try to cut onins with them. Ahue.

I wish I had a fleshlight.