Corruptin' Wishes

Granted, people realized it now, and they called you "Lagger" '-';;;


I wish the person above me can do something right after waking up '-'/

Granted, I can make coffee

I wish i had a better memory

Granted. You get a better memory storage for your computer.

I wish I had a cloaking device.

Granted, but you can't see the off power and it was powered by a very high tech Phlebotinum which will last for another 75 years.. so yea, you're invincible and no one will talk to you till that day... '-'


I wish someone can turn off that cloaking device somehow...

Granted, i have the power to render all cloaking devices inactive, but i refuse to use it

I wish toonami came on more often

Granted, but it was only on the time when you're busy.

I wish... that the wish of the person who will post after me get corrupted '-'/

DVR, bitch

Granted, but on delay for -4 years

I wish i know how to calculate negative time

Granted, you now no longer exist due to time paradoxes from the caluclation.

I wish I knew how to make a more variety of dinner foods.

Granted, i can PM you 200+ Pizza based dishes

I wish for a digimon

Granted, you got D-Reaper that's only after you.

I wish I can finish my cumbersome project in one night.

Granted, but everyone think it was a failure so you'll have to re-do the project '-';;;

I wish I can wish two wishes in one post

TerraChika wrote:

Granted, you got D-Reaper that's only after you.

Bio-Merge digivolution into Gallentmon + Crimson Mode

Granted, but the overflow of wish energy awakens the great demon Aku, and you are now his personal pleasure slave

I wish I didn't have to sleep so i can watch more anime

granted my soul will always wakes you up in agony while you watch anime '-'


I wish i can release that curse the person above me made by corrupting my previous wish '-'

edit: Syaondri ninja'd me ;__;

Granted, your curse has been released to the person above you. Now he must eat even more, maybe like...6 times a day.

Now I wish I have Lily Rain Eve's model kit to decorate my desk.

syaondri wrote:

granted my soul will always wakes you up in agony while you watch anime '-'

Anime and Agony in the same sentence? IMPOSSIBRU!

I will grant your wish if you tell what your talking about

I wish for the zombie Apocalypse to go ahead and start so i can initiate my zombie plan.

Granted. You lost your plans on the day of the Apocalypse, and you fail to recall any part of it in your mind.

I wish I could play Bomberman again.

I got 29 other people who know the plan
Granted, but only the bomb button works

I wish people would stop walking in during eechi scenes in anime

Granted, but your government decided to have a surprise blackout everytime you are about to see an ecchi scene '-'

I wish there were no blackouts '-'

Granted, but then all electronic tools will consume more power and the tax will be rising.

Now I wish I can access internet anywhere using my thoughts.

Granted but you can only access Lemonparty DO NOT GOOGLE!

I wish I never went to the above site (o_O)

Granted, but instead, the site you went to was SourMath. I strongly suggest that you all do not look up what that is.

I wish for a new car.

Granted, it is a new car, but there are old men having sex with each other on the back bank.

I wish people wouldn't be so easily disgusted by some basic gay porn. World needs less sexually exploited women and moar sausage parties

Granted, but then women's population will be reduced, and men will over-populate the earth. .__.

Now I wish I can visit Himmel's homeland.

Granted, you were greeted with a huge bratwurst there and well, no one else greeted you thou '-' Himmel~san didn't saw you either...


I wish I can eat bratwurst now '-';;;

Granted, but it wasn't cooked.

I wish .Zero would switch his avatar back.