Corruptin' Wishes

Ace Poster Posts : 1918 Join date : 2010-06-09

A fun little forum game from several forums. Here's how it works. I make a wish, then the next poster grants it, but screws it up some way.

Example:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Poster 1
I wish I had a million dollars!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Person 2
Granted, you now have a million sand dollars!

After that, Person 2 were to make another wish, and have the next poster screw it up. That's how it goes!

If you're creative you'll make this game a lot of fun

Here goes! I wish for a glass of water.

Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Sat Jun 26, 2010 4:32 am

Oh look, its' one of those game.

Mother nature gives you this.

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I wish for a frozen lake.

Newbie Posts : 47 Join date : 2010-06-20

The water in your frozen lake dried up before turning into ice, so it's empty.

I wish I could tap dance.

Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Sat Jun 26, 2010 3:13 pm

You have no shoes, the stage is gravel.

I wish you would have a nice day for a change.

Ace Poster Posts : 1918 Join date : 2010-06-09

i have a nice day, but its extremely boring.

i wish i could have a backpack full of sandwiches.

Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Sat Jun 26, 2010 3:20 pm

They are head cheese and sauerkraut sandwiches.

I wish for enlightenment.

Newbie Posts : 47 Join date : 2010-06-20

Enlightenment lost his job due to the economy. You get Steve, the intern.

I wish for a wish that was unwishable.

Ace Poster Posts : 1918 Join date : 2010-06-09

your wish imploded and destroyed the universe.

i wish for a dog that would fetch me things.

Newbie Posts : 47 Join date : 2010-06-20

Your wish was dyslexic, so you get God to fetch your thongs.

I wish we could use salami in place of shoes.

Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Sat Jun 26, 2010 3:43 pm

you got a mutant salami and it ate your feet

i wish for an hotdog

Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Sat Jun 26, 2010 4:16 pm

Congratulation, your dog is on fire now.

I wish for World Peace flower

Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Sat Jun 26, 2010 4:35 pm

howitzerlove wrote:: Congratulation, your dog is on fire now.

I wish for World Peace

You peace gonna be destroyed by OSAMA BINLADEN!

I wish i could find some ppl like me o.O

Newbie Posts : 47 Join date : 2010-06-20

We found one guy like you.. the only problem is that he's trapped in a mirror.

I wish I had a super power that only worked on Tuesdays.

Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Sat Jun 26, 2010 5:05 pm

you got rat transformation powers xD

i wish i had a room full of lolis

Ace Poster Posts : 1918 Join date : 2010-06-09

they're lolis, but one of them is a time mage and accidently uses her powers and they all transform into full grown women.

i wish i had some pizza.

Newbie Posts : 47 Join date : 2010-06-20

All the pizza in the world has been replaced with wood. Delicious delicious wood. The wood is also illegal to eat for some reason too, because it's covered in thorns and if you get pricked by the thorns your head will explode into confetti that sprays all over a kitty somewhere.

I wish I was an oscar meyar weiner.

Newbie Posts : 44 Join date : 2010-06-16

You definitely got Oscar Mayer's weiner alright.

I wish for -

Ace Poster Posts : 1918 Join date : 2010-06-09

Your wish was cut short by two gigantic axe men.
So were you.

I wish I was everywhere at the same time.

Newbie Posts : 20 Join date : 2010-06-16

Wish comes true, but you get sick and die because you can keep track of all your eyes around the world.

I wish for a good Cash shop that's balanced.

Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Sat Jun 26, 2010 6:40 pm

Wish granted, alas it's for the Cantonese version, the English version is a scam, if you pay with real money, you'll get no item and a mail containing an attached video with all the devs laughing and pointing at you.

I wish I was awesome.

Ace Poster Posts : 1918 Join date : 2010-06-09

Wish granted, but now everyone got too jealous of your awesomeness.
They revolted and caught you by surprise.
Your head now live its days without a body.

I wish I could make anyone smile with a wink

Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Sat Jun 26, 2010 7:00 pm

Wish granted, but then people got tired of you making then smile even when they didn't want to and ripped your eyeballs off.

I wish i had a giant mech.

Newbie Posts : 44 Join date : 2010-06-16

you got your mech only to discover that each button activated the self destruct module as soon as you try to pilot it.

I wish for a 23TOOX-GT3600LN-OOC34X00-M3K.IIIII

Newbie Posts : 47 Join date : 2010-06-20

You got your 23TOOX-GT3600LN-OOC34X00-M3K.IIIII, but all the weapons are removed, the power systems are empty, all the drivers have been gutted, and the onboard computer system only plays Carameldansen.

I wish I was better at skinning in this game. (do I just need a better knife?)

Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Sat Jun 26, 2010 11:00 pm

Wish Denied, You Must Construct Addtional Pylons.

I wish I could 1CC a touhou game.

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