Corruptin' Wishes

Granted, but its non-combative paper replica

I wish for a kitten

Granted. You got a black kitten. Although looks cute, it seems that he called in all bad lucks to you.

I wish I can sleep now.

F---, that's tempting, Magna.Zero.

Granted you get a kitten which runs away from you every time you approach it.

Someone had ninja'd me!!!

Granted, you sleep in a dream that you sleep in a dream, never waking up.
I wish Magna Zero hadn't corrupted my previous wish.

Greanted, i corrupt it instead

I wish i had better luck

Granted, but the fortune gods are after you for having so much good luck. I have been reading Binbougami Ga! manga XD

I wish there were more people participating in Vending Machine game here.

Granted, Ikrays ninja starts posting, but no one can see its post

I wish i had a ninja

Spoiler:

Granted, here's your ninja~

oh but it was 'crashed' by a kampfpanzer before you could even touch it '-'

I wish I had that kampfpanzer Leopard

Granted, here you go:

Spoiler:

but then, your Kampfpanzer ran into a landmine field and destroyed. Luckily you ejected in time and escaped safely.

I wish I have Flapjack bot on my house for my daily transportation.

Granted. It transports you to space, where you suffocate and die!

I wish I could drive.

Granted - You can now drive a motorbike. Only a motorbike.

I wish for more spam to be sold at $1.70 each

Granted, but then the spam would always sold out whenever you want to buy it.

Now I wish I can cook.

Granted, you're like Himeji from Baka to Test Shoukanjuu.

I wish I can see the fanart or fanfic of the crossover of all of my favorite animes and games.

granted, they were all suck thou '-';;;

I wish I had more nendo~

Granted, you got iKray's nendo and...playing with it brutally. Finally broke it up.

I wish I have Nokia 3310.

Granted you get Nokia 3310 shot to your head.

I wish I could have fun.

...man...

...I lost my head...

Granted, but then it would only last for one minute.

I wish my head would return.

Granted, but during your absence the head has lost all skin and flesh, making you a skeleton head like Brook

I wish for a bridge between Europe and America, from Lisbon to New York.

Granted, it was blasted up by the CERN's LHC's altogether with the whole world thou '-'


I wish that wouldn't be the end of the world '-';;

Granted. But then, you'll only live alone. Forever.

I wish I never fail to tune up on CB.

Granted, but you fail at getting any tune mats.

I wish I could hit Jewstar already.

Granted you hit him,but he hits you back with a nokia

I wish i had a debt card

I think my rival meant the rank of jew star...

Anyway your debit card are always taking your money now '-'

I wish I could have a wish star

Granted, but then the star exploded right after you make your wish.

Now I wish I have a new Nokia.

You got it, on your knees, from this guy '-'

Spoiler:

I wish I can speak up better in front of a professor '-';;

Granted, but then you're gonna speak robotic style. Despite with very proper language.

now that you mention that, Sandri; I wish I can finish my final thesis in one night.