Corruptin' Wishes

Granted, it now tastes like IronDicks.

I wish I can pomf Domo_Yuuki.

Granted, but Domo_Yuuki be manly.

I wish CB had an HD Jaguar arm.

Granted, but he's given as first price in a Jaguar Arm Only Tournament.

I wish the time would stop going so fast.

Granted, it goes so fast that by way of paradox it stays the same

I wish i didn't have to pay off my lap top

Granted, but you have to give your lap top back D:

I wish I wasn't a weirdo.

Granted, but you turned very boring.

I wish I could stay up forever to continue my gaming addiction. e _ é

Granted, but you loose 20 years of your life pan and become ugly from rapid aging.

I wish my connection wouldn't troll me so hard.

Granted, now the game's trolling you instead.

I wish for an ice pick.

Granted but the ice pick is lego sized.

I wish to have no more wishes again...

wait didn't you wished that before? '-'?;;; anyway, your wishes are not granted since you don't have sufficient wish point... thou, yea you can't wish anyway '-';;;

I wish the person above me can wish again...

Granted, but he can only wish for ponies.

I wish the "person above me" topic was more active again.

Your wish is granted, but I, as your rival, is the one whom is posting there right now *Ebil laugh*

I wish my ebil laugh sounds better...

Granted, but your normal laugh sounds worse now.

I wish my headphones didn't break. OAO

Granted, but you tumble s you wear them, causing them to land in dog poop, so theyre unusable still.

I wish this meta was more chibi friendly :/

GRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDD

I wish I could break the rule for this one post and let the meta be chibi friendly '-'

Granted, but it's only friendly till next weekly maintenance, then chibis become free kills again.

I wish for.... ideas for things to wish for ._.

Granted, you get an idea for an incorruptible wish that would make you the absolute greatest person in existence, but then immediately forget it

I wish i could fall asleep.

Granted but you will have nightmares about you losing the next tournament in CB plus your account get stolen by a hacker

i wish that gundum wing zero descend in the cosmic ark and screw all the fagots in game

granted, but then you realized it's Haruka all along D":


I wish Fatart rules once again

Granted but you only roll for the eye candy tier moes.

I wish I would have known about the yamato archer before.

Granted, but since I didn't know who that is, You were introduced with this Yamato instead

Spoiler:

I wish I knew what the person above me refer to '-'

The archer moe who is obviously connected to the amato star system, that is mentioned in various bot descriptions (i.e. Luto Mikazuchi). The wish was granted, but you now look like a shallow player who never reads teh character descriptions :3c

I wish CS would fickend fix that login screen! >_<+

Granted, but the game is still severely lagged.

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now look like a shallow player who never reads teh character descriptions :3c

Nothing wrong with that, imo. It's like a 1/8 chance I bother reading the desc. of something.

I wish for my summer back.

iKray wrote:

Nothing wrong with that, imo. It's like a 1/moe chance I bother reading the desc. of something.

I wish for my summer back.

You know Im right TAT

@Wish: Granted, but it now comes with an unbearable heatwave that melts all your popsicles and is so hot that you don't even want to have sex anymore.

I wish the person above me had made a wish so I could grand and then corrupt it.