Corruptin' Wishes

Granted, all your non-corrupted wishes go to iKray. :3c

I wish for lasers to shoot from my eyes.

Granted, it burns your eyes every time you use it... ow.

I wish for a giant cloud

Granted, but it's not as giant as you expected.

I wish I didnt eat that brazilian lunch stuff completely composed of hot spices and garlic QwQ

Granted, but you settle for a plate of jalapenos. You have no beverge.

I wish for a bagel.

Granted, but its the cursed bagel of doom

I wish i had a better memory

you had better memory, but it was doomsday at the time you got it ;-;


I wish for the doomsday to halt for a while...

Granted, but it is only delayed by 0.00000001 of a fempto second

I wish i had a better memory

Denied, because that seems to be beyond all possibilities.

I wish I had moar possibilities.

Granted.. but you only have 1 more possibility that is worse then all the others.

I wish for no more wishes.

Granted, you get no more wishes

i wish i had more money

Granted, but you get it by selling your oral virginity.

I wish people would buy my trash ;A;

Granted, you sold them for $0.

I could really use a calculator, right now.

Granted, but you discover you have an odd allergy to calculators and die

i wish i was the green dragon ranger

Granted, but your an actual green dragon, and a ranger... but you can't seem to pick up your bow with them dragon hands..

I wish for.. oh wait my last wish to have no more wishes was granted.

You know it

I wish i could set people on fire again Wait im a dragon, whos gonna stop me?

Granted, but on the cost of you, yourself got on fire too...


I wish I have more time...

Granted, but you waste it with fapping.

I wish I could earn mone by helping people TAT

Granted, your now a prostitute

I wish zwiebel would stop putting mental images in my head that make me have to use my mind bleach

Granted, you no longer have to use your mind bleach as I recoordinate your personality :3

I wish I didn't actually know how to program people.

Granted, you don't and failed completely when you tried to reprogram me

I wish i dont get in trouble for this

*sets Zwiebel on fire*

Granted but instead of getting into trouble.. you get into BIG trouble.

I wish for... darn it still can't wish.

Granted. You're able to wish again. .___.

I wish for Dune to post moh often.

Granted, he now post 0.000000000000000000000000001% more
I wish i hadn't watch The last Airbender movie

Granted, but you watched My Little Pony: The Movie, instead.

I wish the forums weren't so dead right now ;__;

Granted, now everyone posts non-stop which makes it impossible for anyone to read through topics properly.

I wish this bread tasted better. o .o