Corruptin' Wishes

Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Tue Nov 16, 2010 9:28 am

sunjae429 wrote:: Bump

I can't find it

I wish Mosquitos don't bite anymore

Granted, they now lay their eggs in human flesh... And are six feet tall.

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I WISH I WERE A BIRD

Ace Poster Posts : 1918 Join date : 2010-06-09

granted, but you can't fly.

i wish this thread came back to life again.

Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Wed Jul 25, 2012 1:03 pm

Too bad the thread aint coming back.

I wish this wish didnt have to be corrupted.

Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Wed Jul 25, 2012 1:05 pm

Granted, but it is anyway.

I wish CS'd make a better lag compensation system.

Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:35 pm

CS makes a better lag copensation system, but it's only unlockable by a special Rt charge bonus item for 300$ charge.

I wish people wouldn't abuse my avatar
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Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:49 pm

Granted, but people would just stop using it in their posts and use it as their avatars, instead.

I wish dessert didn't make you fat.

Edit: Where's your wish, Himmel? :c

Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:53 pm

Granted, but now eating a dessert is only allowed to castrati.

**Do not charge RT** Posts : 2811 Join date : 2011-01-25

You didn't ask for a wish so I'll grant you one.

From this day, damned you are, because you can only ask for things you already have.

I also want to look for something, but where should I start?

Ace Poster Posts : 1918 Join date : 2010-06-09

you decide to look for love but end up going to a strip joint and get killed by a transvestite named jim.

i wish my mornings started off better.

Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:13 pm

Granted, but the rest of your day makes your mornings pale in comparison when it comes to awesomeness.

I wish I could trust people again.

**Do not charge RT** Posts : 2811 Join date : 2011-01-25

In pain you have lived, and for comrades you have wished.

But in your arrogance you relished and without friends you perished.

I only wish for one thing: Power.

Newbie Posts : 30 Join date : 2012-07-24

○ Granted, but I snap your dick off ○
○ I wish people gave me a new nickname in reality ○
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Regular Poster Posts : 133 Join date : 2012-07-22

you get a new nickname. but, you are now known as, "diaper juice"

i want a hug ;(

Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Wed Jul 25, 2012 5:21 pm

It's a bears hug of death

I wish I wasn't addicted to ice cream ._.

Newbie Posts : 30 Join date : 2012-07-24

○ Granted, but you're a fatty for life ○
○ I wish I wasn't known as "Diaper Juice" ○

Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Wed Jul 25, 2012 6:44 pm

I wish for the 7 dragonballs.

Adept Poster Posts : 782 Join date : 2011-09-27

Granted, but you ended up getting a black star dragon ball lol

I wish for the White Winged Seraph Crimrose #em3

Ace Poster Posts : 1918 Join date : 2010-06-09

○Marijuana○ wrote:: ○ Granted, but you're a fatty for life ○
○ I wish I wasn't known as "Diaper Juice" ○

granted, but the wishing gods thought it was such a hilarious nickname that they decided to switch the body and consciousness of an insect to your human body and vice versa. now your old human body will forever be known as diaper juice.

i wish i had a bowl of spaghetti right now.

Newbie Posts : 30 Join date : 2012-07-24

Quote :: granted, but the wishing gods thought it was such a hilarious nickname that they decided to switch the body and consciousness of an insect to your human body and vice versa. now your old human body will forever be known as diaper juice.

○ Shit, bitch ○
○ You know what, I grant your wish ○

○ However ○
○ Turns out the spaghetti was actually a flying spaghetti monster who curses you ○
○ All his follower, which consist of looney rednecks go after you ○
○ You flee to the country of Kazachstan where you are brutely molested by a dog with 5 legs ○
○ Regardless of all that, the crazy spaghetti followers find you ○
○ ~~They murder your family, peel your skin off and rape you until you die~~ ○
○ They do awful things to you ○

○ I don't know how much is accepted in this forum ○
○ Better touch around the edges of what is acceptable to find out ○

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○ You know, ○
○ I love you, Miliken ○

Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Wed Jul 25, 2012 7:14 pm

Why was this thread so insanely necro'ed the way it was? Let alone by an Overwatch... :C

Newbie Posts : 30 Join date : 2012-07-24

○ I realized I forgot my wish ○
○ I wish Miliken loved me back ○

○ That is all ○

Ace Poster Posts : 1918 Join date : 2010-06-09

Dune wrote:: Why was this thread so insanely necro'ed the way it was? Let alone by an Overwatch... :C

it's insanely on topic.

@mari.
that was...something else.
just don't plan to do any sort of that type of talk anywhere else than the lounge.
you'll get in trouble in no time.

wonjoon wrote:

I wish for the White Winged Seraph Crimrose

granted, but she has can't have parts replaced and starts with 7 fly.

○Marijuana○ wrote:

○ I realized I forgot my wish ○
○ I wish Miliken loved me back ○

○ That is all ○

i love you but it's passive aggressive love, get ready for my mood swings.

i wish i had better earphones.

Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Wed Jul 25, 2012 8:09 pm

The headphones now have crystal clear quality! But they turn every single noise you hear into opera soprano soloes!

I wish I wasn't so quick tempered.

Newbie Posts : 30 Join date : 2012-07-24

Quote :: i love you but it's passive aggressive love, get ready for my mood swings.

○ My life is complete ○

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