Corruptin' Wishes - 2

Granted, but your constantly being watch by some creepy old dude

I wish i had some ice cream

Granted, I steal half, the other half melts (It was the butter pecan half that melted, I hate that crap.).

I wish for Jace and Luto Mikazuchi.

Granted. But then Eve comes and fried them real good.

I wish for CB H doujin to be easier to find across the net.

Granted, buts its all Draken x Lios

I wish i hadn't just gotten a mental picture of that

Granted. They come to you and doing 'it' right in front of your face. :v

I wish no more yaoi doujin about Lios and Dracken.

Granted, you get futa doujinshi of Crim x every girl in the game (Which is a major improvement in my book.).

I wish for more CB futa.

Granted. But then I burn them all.

Futas are horror ok.

I wish for a more properly dressed moe in CB.

You're an evil fuck. Also granted, but it's only the guys. The girls are wearing tattered garbage bags.

I wish for better gara rates (Srsly, I emailed ceeess about this and they said no, why the fark are they so selfish?).

lol :v

Granted, but higher RTs should be spent. :v

I wish for a moebot with changeable head.

Granted, but they got their own types, and can't use another head nor removing it.

I wish epochs would be a 30v30 matches everytime.

Granted, but even more extreme lag happens.

I wish I can get 4x MMBG mod for my next breaker project.

Granted, but you got hacked and they got ouka'd :U

I wish KDJ would be easier to use.

Granted, but all the moosic pplz makes afterwards is shit.

I wish to be able to play the piano.

Granted. But then nobody listening. :v

I wish I can login to RO2. ( Hell, I can't login. ;__; )

Granted, but you get banned

I wish for mecha-lolis IRL

Granted. But you need to supply them real ammunitions everyday.

I wish I have my own moe-OS.

Granted, but your hard drive gets wiped and you lose it for ever

I wish for my own mecha armour

Granted, it acts like Samus's suit and forcibly rolls you into a ball, effectively killing you.

I wish I had fries and a chocolate milkshake.

Granted, but it tasted god awful.

I wished i knew what is my playstyle in cb.

Granted, it's Intuitum style, and everyone stays away from you due to sheer hate.

I wish to be better at fighting VGs.

Granted, but but no plays with you anymore

I wish i could breath (freakin allergies)

Granted, but you must stay home all days since you're inside a machine.

I wish I get charged by someone... T_T

Granted, someone charges you for sexual assault, despite the fact that you've never seen the person a day in your life, or have ever committed sexual assault.

I wish for a parallel universe where everyone has a personal heaven catering to their lewd fetishes (This is mostly a wish for meh.).

Granted, but it's only a dream ~_~

I wish I get Brigand Baron.

Granted. But then you're the only LND in arena. The others are AIR.

I wish I can there's no rain here. :v