Corruptin' Wishes - 2

Granted, it is given to Hearts Inc, who only allow service in Kingdom Hearts

I wish i could tri-wield keyblades

granted~ when everyone else is quad-keybladed


I wish to know what is a checksum and what alogarithm people usually used to do it .-.

Granted, but now you're busy as fck tht you can't even touch CBFF anymore

I wish Zed~san starts wishes so we can corrupt his wish~

Granted, but its on a 2.5 million years delay

I wish for a chibi neko

Granted, but it's of Ken from Hokuto no Ken. 0% cuteness, 50% manliness, and a good 50% creepiness.

I wish I had angel wings.

Koiro10 wrote:

Granted, but it's of Ken from Hokuto no Ken. 0% cuteness, 50% manliness, and a good 50% creepiness.

You sir obviously underestimate the power of cat ears

Granted but they grow our of your @#%!@$

I wish i had a Loli-Catgirl-Maid Themed Mecha

granted, but you need to write "hope" on 10 trillion pair of papers (as in the paper from the middle of the book) back to back each day

I wish cosmic break is more balanced

Granted, but you get banned

I wish for cute things

Are you sure?

Spoiler:

granted, but you got your usual disease... .-.;;


I wish for Ice Cream!

Its worth it

Granted, but Lily eats it all before you have any

I wish for a Lily-Loli

granted, but it's full of worms (I played a game once where you can get that kind of ice cream)

I wish there are more players on CB

Granted, but they're all indo loggers.

I wish the world was at peace without being boring.

granted, but you will be sent to another world

I wish the people in my country would be more polite when on the internet (Indonesian)

Granted, but they are only polite to them selves

I wish for katana

granted, but it's cursed (don't worry, it got a cute humanoid form too)

I wish world would end

Granted, your own world ends.

I wish I can be awesome.

Granted~ but the other got more awesome .-.


I wish to stop time

granted, but you can't start it again

I wish it's possible to find the end of pi and dividing things by zero

granted but everything is now royally f**ked up

I wish i had the henshin device from kaizoku sentai gokaiger

granted, but yo must fight the monsters alone

I wish I can teleport

StardustAR wrote:

granted, but yo must fight the monsters alone

Gokai change to Deka ranger yellow, create clones of myself. Problem solved

granted but its only to new jersey

I wish i had a more comfortable bed

Granted, but Lily hates it .-.;


I wish for a faster Printer :3

granted, but the speed is only as fast as how you type

I wish I can become data

Granted, you get eaten by Beelzemon.

I wish I can royally f--k everything up.