Corruptin' Wishes - 2

Granted, you can now only procrastinate

I wish i had more anime to watch

Granted, but you lessen lifespan of yours.

I wish I can obtain Lime Serenity in GC. XD

Granted but you are now allergic to limes

I wish to see the world through moe vision, which makes everything look like cute anime stuff

granted, now eveb grossy and gory things look cute for you..

I wish I have Lily Rain model kit, 1/60 scale.

Granted, but it it 1/60 compared to a 3 in tall lily concept art

I wish for something cute

Granted, you got a bloody Lily Rain figure. Complete with fresh bloodstains and crazy eyes. Also comes with active Bazooka shells, and the figure is posessed by a demon, so it can move on its own.

I wish I had a miniature Lily to assist my paperworks.

Granted, but it the same one as the figure you gave me though a possed tsudere Lily would be kinda sexy

I wish for moe, moe everywhere

Lily is yandere ok, due to the effects of her psygun and her ability to use ESP

Granted, but there will be no males. So humanity is declining.

I wish it will be raining Nokia.

Granted, but they all always fall down on you, earning you bruises and lumps on your head. And possible amnesia and head concussion.

I wish the storms and rain will come this 2nd semester.

Granted, Storm~san ((A certain dos player if I didn't wrong)) came to the arena using Lily Rain that time


I wish for a great marks for this semester

Granted, but you will be suffering greatly before the marks come.

I wish I have a moe User Interface on my laptop.

Magna.Zero wrote:

Granted, but you will be suffering greatly before the marks come.

I wish I have a moe User Interface on my laptop.

actually I'd say it's happening .-. *remembers the three accidents he had in a week several weeks ago*


I hope for a rise of the Grammar Nazi! HEIL SPELL CHECK!

Granted butt your reject buy the peoples of The Grammer Jews

Eye wish four wore!

Granted, you get 2 extra eyes on your cheeks. More creepiness added.

I wish these people would wish normally.

Granted. It's become....boring here :v

I wish for genderswapped moes to be released..

Granted, unfortunately, you seem to've invoked a space-time paradox...oh look, here it comes n-




I wish this wish couldn't be corrupted, thus causing me to have to make ANOTHER cleverly worded wish just to undo the effects of this one, thus causing ANOTHER paradox, and-




*cant wait to see how someone weasels out of this one*

I just don't granted your wish,

I wish for a good anime that doesn't have incest(seriously, most of the goods ones have some kind of incest)

Granted, someone gives you Boku no Pico DVD.

I wish...the universe to be reborn.

Granted, but humans not included .-.



I wish for a better society

Granted. But it...doesn't include the system. :v
I wish there could be CB model kits (mainly for moebots )

granted, but you have to roll a kind of gashapon which have a rate far worse than CB's Garapon

Oh, also, you can get an empty ball there


I wish CB would give up on the Garapon system .-.

Granted, but they also stop selling moes in the store

I wish CB didn't use RT

Granted, but UC rewards reduced by 90%

I wish I got ALE Lily and Brick Spinel on my next rolls.

Granted, they used British Sterling instead



granted, in your dream .-.

I wish for a penny

Granted...but only the text 'penny'

I wish Sandri would like busty Pache.