Corruptin' Wishes - 2

Granted, it's now acid rain (You didn't say anything about ACID rain.).

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Granted, but now you're constantly moving.

I wish I had more money on Steam so I could gift more people.

Granted, but you have a very huge amount of debt to be repaid.

I wish I got more kawaii~ accesories

Granted, but everyone hates you because you're too uguu~

I wish to be able to grow angel wings and fly.

Granted. But you can only fly straight, and can't turn.

I wish I can draw. ;__;

Granted, but noone will look at your art.

I wish I had a swimming pool filled w/ money.

Granted. But they're all fake money. :v

I wish I can speak Japanese language like a real Japanese person.

Granted, but then weebs surround you for the rest of you life claiming that you aren't speaking real Jap, and that they are, despite the fact that all of their "knowledge" comes from anime.

I wish I could have a space island...
IN SPACE.

Granted but it doesnt have an atmosspere

I wish i had cat ears

Granted, but you lost it on the other day.

I wish I have a hu cube luck.

Granted, but then all the op moes you get from them disappear suddenly.

I wish that I could speak to people in this game.

Granted, but they speak foreign language.

I wish others game were played instead just this and ToF(true or false)

Granted, but then the games become shitty.

I wish the Cosmic Roast thread would rise back up from the dead.

Granted, but you only see it for a few minutes before it dies again from Astral.

I wish the forum theme would change already.

Granted. It's neon pink.

I wish for no more zero break.

Granted, it's Ivis and Sylvia break.

I wish every gara was full of gold balls.

Granted. 100 RT per roll.

I wish someone here would share a CB hentai doujin.

Granted - It's shown to a single random registered user that never posted or visited the forums after he registered, and ONLY that random person.

I wish for a cuter face

Granted - but everyone in the world would turn blind except you

I wish for EVE to be brought back (re-skinned or vanilla) in some future gara

Granted~ But it's a corrupted wish anyway~

I wish I got more animes to watch (Recommendations what2watch before corrupting this wish please <3)

Go watch Binbougami-Ga or Seitokai Yakuindomo. And your wish is granted, but then your comp blocks out all the anime-watching sites.

I wish that Gundams existed in real life.

Granted, but "real life" on my dictionary is different than you. My real life is... WATCHING ANIMES.

I wish there is some tools that lets you see the world with anime style <3

Granted, but you just managed to name a frog lander with dual short sword "ERIS" anyway.

I wish there will be no zero types again.

Granted, Ivises run dis sheet nao.

I wish that I knew how to tune.