Most random thing you've done or seen today in real life?

Aw, c'mon, Stick. Better to go out swinging than to let the ball pass by without trying (just waiting for the right time?)

Exact quote from my parents
"Look, it's about to storm. Let's go out on the porch"
They are currently outside waiting for a storm.

Lief so hard, yo. Still thinkin a good line. I'd ruin it if I slipped. ._.

Your parents.


Oh. I misspoke. Take your time and think of a good one.

Stickboy wrote:

Lief so hard, yo. Still thinkin a good line. I'd ruin it if I slipped. ._.

Bad do no use lines.

coming from the guy that has a list of pickup lines

ps pickup lines are terrible, he's right

So today I woke up to the sound of a mouse rummaging through my room. Barely saw him the first time it went through.

Second time, though, he was running off with an oreo. Has the biggest black eyes. We stared at each other for a few seconds, before I let him run off with the oreo.

Need to patch up that hole in my room that goes into the attic.

Oh, and after that, my Mom decided to cheerfully tell me all the ways we could kill the mouse. Including her own stories about how they killed mice at the VA. ;_;

Poor mouse. I think I'll just leave the oreos out for it to eat.

Suki_Eve wrote:

So today I woke up to the sound of a mouse rummaging through my room. Barely saw him the first time it went through.

Second time, though, he was running off with an oreo. Has the biggest black eyes. We stared at each other for a few seconds, before I let him run off with the oreo.

Need to patch up that hole in my room that goes into the attic.

Oh, and after that, my Mom decided to cheerfully tell me all the ways we could kill the mouse. Including her own stories about how they killed mice at the VA. ;_;

Poor mouse. I think I'll just leave the oreos out for it to eat.

Remebers throwing bowling hot water on rat eating at dog poop in the yard.Rat stays there and keep eating dog poop. Me 0-x... Me this rat is spawned from hell 0-o. Me gona have to do this the old fashion way goes inside to get hammer rats gone lucky rat.

Lol, I remember a rat running around in mai house on one midnight. He runs around as I kept sfaring at him from mai seat. ._.

Well since we're talkin about rats, I'll throw my story in there too.

We found mice fecal matter in our silverware drawer. Guess who washed it all? ._.
A few days later, we found a live rat on a glue trap. It kept twitching while I tried to put it into a trash bag. D:

>trash bag

Badd boyy. ._.

Stickboy wrote:

>trash bag

Badd boyy. ._.

Did you even read what I did then attempted to do that was nice compared to that.

This happened early Sunday morning.

So ill translate.

Begining first guy YO WEAPON GET THIS NIGGA OFF ME, Game over, Yo weapon, Alot of identifiable yos. Yo weapon dont hold me, Cause HE KNOWS, Weapon no no no, First guy breaks free of weapon starts fighting other guy Weapon no no...(side note my god a nigga not instigating a fight but trying to break it up the fuck is going on here thats not nigga like at all. Weapon again gets first guy off second guy. Second guy gets up yelling, WHAT UP THEN WHAT UP THEN. What up, First guy group of friends I am assuming they all know each other now, Mother fucker grimey, Weapon trying to calm him down. 2nd guy FUCK BOY, 1st guy YO ITS OVER, Weapon trying to calm down 1st guy( again niggas are not supposed to act like this during nigga momments I do not know how this is happening.

2nd drunk comes back up to cars, WHAT UP, WHAT UP, IM RIGHT HERE MOTHERFUCKER.YO D some shit, WHAT UP,So drunk one is now d, Some Drunk jibberesh, WHAT UP NIGGA IM RIGHT HERE, More jibberesh, WHAT UP, Im right hers, WHATS SUP, WHAT UP, Jibberesh, FUCK THAT NIGGA, YO FUCK THAT NIGGA, Oh it appears his friend is trying to calm him down... 2 niggas defusing a nigga situation the fuck is going on here. 2nd drunk keeps yelling what up while friends trying to get him in car calming him down. 2nd drunk in car, FUCK THEESE NIGGAS DOG, Fuck theese niggas, IM CRIP NIGGA Im crip, says thise a few more times then Friend tries to calm him down, Drunk 1 Na fuck that shit my nigga, I Aww so the gibberish of drunk 2 was Im crip, Cant hear what they are saying, Drunk 2 says move nigga, let go of me nigga, Appears as drunk 2 wants to get out of the car. Oh dear god drunk 2 wants to drive holy shit dont let that happen by god some one will get ran over 0-o. Before he drives 2 other guys come, Ask what happens, Friend explains he is drunk, Drunk nigga is out of car banging on shit, police come.Drunk nigga didnt run from police, Are u stupid there was mad cars to cut threw that would have been a easy escape.

I have never seen cops take so long to detain a drunk, You send him to holding put him in drunk tank you can see hes drunk jeez.

Much appreciated, BT.

This is what should have happened.

boytitan2 wrote:

This is what should have happened.

I was waiting for one of the guys to pull out a gun, which is why I recorded for so long. But I forgot about gun laws in Canada.

iKray wrote:

Well since we're talkin about rats, I'll throw my story in there too.

We found mice fecal matter in our silverware drawer. Guess who washed it all? ._.
A few days later, we found a live rat on a glue trap. It kept twitching while I tried to put it into a trash bag. D:

I'm hoping you killed it first, rather than letting it die a slow, painful death from starvation :<

Well, stacked with the divorce, my dad is showing symptoms of prostate cancer. Sugoi.

Meanwhile, Suki tries to autism with weaving.

Meanwhile, Milez romances Mina. Cecilia is not pleased.:

Did not like the quest chain for getting fighter stuff.
Cecilia is annoying. .-.

Damn, CAV, damn.

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So, I went out for lunch with my brother again. We went to this fish market yesterday; I bought a salmon burger and he bought two fish tacos. Both were 10ish dollars. He said he felt ripped off.

Today we went to Wahoo's Fish Facos and we ordered a combo platter each. I ordered the classic burrito with freshly caught fish (it's La Jolla, after all) and he chose two fish tacos again. Even though I eat pretty quickly, which is a damning trait I've had since I was a kid, he finished first. He's losing faith in fish tacos.



A senior employee at my internship announced he gave up soda 2 months ago. The boss' wife then brought out a six-pack of Coke and placed it on his desk. She then told me to go get some water from the fridge since her children didn't drink any when they visited (they went straight for the beers; she laments her alcoholic children).

I was incredibly pissed off earlier, but now I've cooled down.
This one driver backed up and almost hit me.
I contemplated keying his car
or just fucking it up in general
but I just let it go.

I can't even tell if it was on purpose or not.
Wouldn't be the first time something like that's happened to me
or to my family.
Racism in America -
still running strong
from elderly couples just staring at us and waiting in their car
as we wait
for the gas pump to become unoccupied
only to zip away three seconds after my father
steps out of the car to ask what's wrong
to people tossing empty bottles
at me as I walk up the hill home.
God bless America.

I turn 16 today, oh boy gee golly willickers yay