Corruptin' Wishes

Miliken wrote:

granted, but the bees end up dying.
slowly. we start to die
everyone dies.
bad end.


i wish for a drink that could quench any thirst.

Granted but it only works once... You're thirsty again.
I wish for a better waifu.

Granted, all those allergic to peanut are dead now, congratulation.

I wish I had the power to turn people into Howitzerlove's fangirl/boy.

Granted but they're the kind of fans you don't want near you for fear of your own safety.

I wish for the end of time.

Wish granted the clock stopped. So what now......

I wish I have super powers

Granted, your super-power is the ability to make women grow a mustache just by looking at them.

I wish someone told me how to shot web.

Wish Granted but you forgot how to use English

I wish i have watched/read all the manga/anime in the world

Here Miliken, this Ipod has a song on it that will never get boring.. Too bad the ipod is broken beyond repair.


I wish raisin cookies no longer existed.

Granted, but every time you see a cookie you hear Desu's signature play in your ears.

I wish for arrows.

Actually, I love that song. I'm one of the few people on the internet who gets a smile out of being rickroll'd. Every single time.

Anyway, your wish is granted, but the arrows turn out to be taken from the arrow keys on your keyboard.. making them practically useless for hunting anything. Or doing much more than moving around for that matter.


I wish I was a were-porcupine.

Granted, you got crushed by a falling boulder since I can't imagine what a were-porcupine would be like.

I wissh I had a leaf.

Your leaf ends up to become maple story and you get raided by idiots who don't know how to speak English correctly and always beg for money.


I wish for a cooler sig

Granted, its now desu spam and your fame drops like a bomb again.

I wish for papyrus.

wish granted but you got hungry and you ate it

I wish for mad ComsicBreak skills

Granted.. but you sleep so long that you enter a 300 year hibernation.. and when you wake up, the world as we know it is changed to be utterly unrecognisable.

Oh yeah, and disco will be back too.


I wish for, like.. the worlds best sandwich EVER. Like, this sandwich would make god himself shed a tear and go "Damn, this is a fucking good sandwich"

Wish granted but "Damn it WAS a good sandwitch"

I wish for a bottle of coke

I had an open one sitting in my car, here ya go. It's still mostly full.

I wish the wish of legends, to become more than one reality can handle, the stuff mortal men only dream of.

Feign wrote:

I had an open one sitting in my car, here ya go. It's still mostly full.

I wish the wish of legends, to become more than one reality can handle, the stuff mortal men only dream of.

Granted, but you were dreaming.

I was wondering where people were farming their post counts and now I know!

I wish for... UNLIMITED POWWWWWER!

Granted, but the unlimited power consumes your energy so you need to sleep 24/7

I wish for... something to do

wish granted but the thing to do was jacking off 24/7

i wish for uncorrupted food

Koao wrote:

wish granted but the thing to do was jacking off 24/7

i wish for uncorrupted food

Granted, but the food you get is the kind you hate most.

I wish for a better Japanese name other than Matto... My name is Matt... Matto is lazy...*

*A male name, as possibly epic as they come.