Corruptin' Wishes

Granted, she likes him but she LOVES you.

I wish that all wishes for are entirely free of corruption. (Including this one)

Granted, but your wishes are up for getting gayed.

I wish love triangles didn't exist 3:

Granted, all love triangles are now love polygons

I wish i had a job

Granted, but now all your days seem to melt into one another. Without the periodicity of school, the seasons pass swiftly and the years are just meaningless numbers.

Your job is also barely above minimum wage. This is an universal fact, so you are always tempted to lie about your occupation whenever you're in a bar and someone asks you, "What do you do?"

As such, you don't make any more friends. You're too busy working overtime for money so you stop contacting your old friends. Your old friends slowly stop dropping by to see how you're doing. You die alone and miserable and heavily steeped in debt.






I wish the world wasn't so superficial.

Granted, it is now as adventurous as most adventure anime, Gundams exist, you can chants magic spells, there's a ctluhu tries to destroy humanity, Elves came from other dimension and say "we come in peace", FTL Speed invented, Human's Nemesis from outer space sent their final warning....

Thou, mankind didn't last long in that era...


I wish I could wish something better for this world...

Granted, you invent a gundam that is capable of space travel and is affordable by even the poorest family, but you fail the test to get a license to pilot one

I wish i had a gundam, the license to pilot it, and a method to fuel it for free forever.

Granted but you control it with a special, oral "joystick". T_T

Soetimes I wish my roomy was a girl <_<

Granted, but he-- I mean she refuses to do any kind of "favors" for you.

I wish cyber worlds were reality.

Granted, but you end up in Megami Tensei Online, as some low level demon that nobody wants.

I wish Dracken was my husband irl.

Granted, but then he uses your butt as his ashtray.

He also never cuddles, is always on top, is always rough, and screams out either "Lios!" or "Attack!" when he goes over the edge.

I wish everyone in CBFF could get along.

Granted - We all get along (I couldn't corrupt that <3)

I wish for a 2nd serving of Rawrz/

Unable to be granted, you didn't give me permission~! ;3

I wish for nothing.

Granted, you disappear into nothingness.

I wish people would stop rageing about unreleased content.

granted, they're now raging about the released content '-'

I wish human's population got decreased... not to extinct, and not too extreme...

Granted, it was decreased by -544826341817

I wish i could live in an anime world

Granted, you live in an anine world that's just like ours. Nothing changes.

I wish I stopped naming my characters after foods.
>Chili Cheese Coni
>Sweet Orange
>Fried Rice
>Potato Chip

Even if its just like ours it must follow the rules of anime, so the gov. will now have 15-year-olds with tragic poast pilot giant robots

Granted, you now name them after twilight characters

I wish so many good sites would stop ****ing themselves up by changing their layout
(Youtube, memebase, etc)

Granted, they change their url daily.

I wish for a bagel.

Granted, but it isn't fres and you get sick from it o 3o

I wish I had access to Pepo Pucci BS, so I could put it on my rone and make her full moe D:

Granted, but your Rone must be at level 5 or bellow to use it '-'


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I wish I didn't forgot to wish here ;-;

Granted, but that's the only thing you can ever remember

I wish was more physically fit

Granted, but you're a muscle lady now~

I wish I didn't forget to buy milk ._.

Granted, you now have a Sasquatch that you milk instead of having to buy it

I wish i could play CB more

Granted, but you lost most of your money to buy RT '-' and nope you don't get the moe nor the bot you want, you just get the same material which you don't actually need since you already have tons of them and its combination is just not fit for any tune up '-'


I wish slot protector is UC based '-'

Granted it now cost Infinite UC to buy

I wish everyone in my school wasn't an idiot