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Subject: Ten Commandments of CosmicBreak Sat Jun 22, 2013 2:46 pm
1. Thou Shalt Not Team Kill. No offense is greater in the eyes of thine team, nor grievance great enough to justify slaying thine own. If the retch turn trolls, strike him down, for he is an abomination, but neither grief nor Team Kill if mere offense is given.
2. Thou Shalt Not Cry Out "Hacker!". There is no hack, for thine is the kingdom of the server side. Thou ye know not how that ART shoot so quickly, or that Eris doth strike you down even though you totally had cover, it is not a hack, but skill, thine enemies skill. Learn from them, so that ye may one day strike down thine own enemies with similar mad skillz.
3. Thou Shalt Not Take Thine Own Life. For all life is sacred, with the obvious exception of yon red infidels, and only thine wife's lament that ye are late for dinner with the inlaws shall ye rush out to be food in thy enemy eyes. All else is sin.
4. Thou Shalt Not Bring Newbie To Unrestricted Room. For the Children of CB are many, and naive, and have neither shield nor sword, and though they may desire to see the great and ferocious Crown Ranks on the field of battle, verily, it is a move more like the behind of a mule to bring one in to a room of Chaos.
5. Thou Shall Be Useful. All bots are worthy in the eyes of the Players of The Rooms, unless they beith Trolls, and though ye cannot kill, and lament that ye have no purpose being here, take heart, for you can scout, or distract. Be not craven and hide in the corner, but strive, and in doing so, vex thine enemies. If ye are weak, then thy strength are but a pittance, and your death but a minor thing. Your wreckage may serve as a haven for those who still strive for the victory which will surely kill theith who kill you..
6. Thou Shall Take Responsibility. Thou shalt not claim thine team arises from the land of the noob, for rarely is a loss not also your fault. Nobility in defeat is greater in glory than nobility in victory.
7. Thou Shalt Not Order In Pubs. Though many have worn the crows and chevrons of war, none do so in CB, and no prince nor king can lay sole claim to the glory. Order not thine team to do this or that, even if ye be a master of CB, none is so great that they cannot utter the word "please".
8. Thou Shall Back the Play of The Big Guy. For though none command, there are those that sit upon high, and they are the point of the spear. If they strike alone, all is lost. Let them not wander in the wastes of thine enemies, but follow with sword in hand, and strike down the unrighteous.
9. Thou Shalt Not Blame Zeroes. Zeroes is the hand that reaps the enemies in the field, it is the fist that punishes the arrogance of Men. Seek the shelter of stone, of Cover which are not destructible, of the shadow of the hills, and the hand shall pass over you. Move, for the eye of Zereos detests the stationary AFKs, and will strike down those enemies who linger. Curse neither Zeroes which has struck you down, nor curseth the Zeroes which cannot strike the Leviathan on the other team. Much goes into the striking fist of Zeroes, and when the blow lands, it can be mighty, or it can totally whiff. Such is the way of the Cosmic(ally) Break(ed).
10. Thou Shall Remember This Is Just A Game. While thee may have paid cold hard cash, still the striving within are not real. Wars rage for real, and real people die, and many go without food, or freedom, and nothing in this game is nearly as important. Thou art blessed with the monies to have a PC, while many go without even a roof. Nor playest this game when thou has the opportunity to get you some, nor at the cost of thine friends and family, who are real. If rage within you cannot be contained, and your lamentations arise with much profanity, perhaps the time to stop is nigh upon you.
Relict? [Moderator]
Posts : 5786 Join date : 2011-02-08 Age : 31 Location : San Diego
Subject: Re: Ten Commandments of CosmicBreak Sat Jun 22, 2013 3:13 pm
I stopped reading at the first one.
UncleBobbie Ace Poster
Posts : 1342 Join date : 2011-03-02 Age : 30
Subject: Re: Ten Commandments of CosmicBreak Sat Jun 22, 2013 3:25 pm
Didn't read any of it. It's amusing to see some one would waste his/her time like this though.
Electric Regular Poster
Posts : 150 Join date : 2012-08-12 Age : 28 Location : One day the dream will end
Subject: Re: Ten Commandments of CosmicBreak Sat Jun 22, 2013 4:14 pm
>someone made cee bee their religion
Tuskin Do not charge RT
Posts : 2811 Join date : 2011-01-25
Subject: Re: Ten Commandments of CosmicBreak Sat Jun 22, 2013 4:22 pm
Thou Shalt Not Bycgan RT With Thine Own Coin.
Zwiebel Force Cosmic Onion
Posts : 11444 Join date : 2011-01-07 Age : 36 Location : Back on the No-Tomorrow-Lane
Subject: Re: Ten Commandments of CosmicBreak Sat Jun 22, 2013 5:41 pm
Requesting sticky x3
DarkChuky Adept Poster
Posts : 981 Join date : 2011-03-18 Age : 44 Location : Costa Rica
Subject: Re: Ten Commandments of CosmicBreak Sat Jun 22, 2013 6:02 pm
You made my day!! I looooove u
Quote :
Zeroes is the hand that reaps the enemies in the field, it is the fist that punishes the arrogance of Men. Seek the shelter of stone, of Cover which are not destructible, of the shadow of the hills, and the hand shall pass over you. Move, for the eye of Zereos detests the stationary AFKs, and will strike down those enemies who linger. Curse neither Zeroes which has struck you down, nor curseth the Zeroes which cannot strike the Leviathan on the other team. Much goes into the striking fist of Zeroes, and when the blow lands, it can be mighty, or it can totally whiff. Such is the way of the Cosmic(ally) Break(ed).
Kitouski Ace Poster
Posts : 1054 Join date : 2010-12-23 Age : 31 Location : US
Subject: Re: Ten Commandments of CosmicBreak Sat Jun 22, 2013 6:26 pm
Got a good chuckle out of this... in a good way, liked it.
AlkaidStar Adept Poster
Posts : 657 Join date : 2011-06-23 Age : 32 Location : Pizza Hut n' Taco Bell
Subject: Re: Ten Commandments of CosmicBreak Sun Jun 23, 2013 12:38 am
Relict? wrote:
I stopped reading at the first one.
You should read it, even i got chuckles from it, even tho im the one who made it.
Electric wrote:
>someone made cee bee their religion
no i did not, , it just had fun with this.
UncleBobbie wrote:
Didn't read any of it. It's amusing to see some one would waste his/her time like this though.
Better than fagging *shrug* got nothing to do anyway.
dsp Adept Poster
Posts : 937 Join date : 2011-04-28
Subject: Re: Ten Commandments of CosmicBreak Sun Jun 23, 2013 3:14 am
tl;dr
Winty God Poster
Posts : 8419 Join date : 2011-06-12 Location : california
Subject: Re: Ten Commandments of CosmicBreak Sun Jun 23, 2013 5:27 am
ALL PRAISE JAY-Z OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, AND CORONA, THE PREACHER OF HIS TEACHINGS, AMEN
boytitan2 Fishell
Posts : 8639 Join date : 2010-12-23 Age : 31 Location : Buffalo NewYork
Subject: Re: Ten Commandments of CosmicBreak Sun Jun 23, 2013 5:36 am
As most likely the only religious person here I don't find this funny at all requesting lock.
sparhawk254 Newbie
Posts : 85 Join date : 2012-12-09 Location : Asia Minor
Subject: Re: Ten Commandments of CosmicBreak Sun Jun 23, 2013 5:48 am
Im not sure why is there even such a thing here. unless its for humor =//
Stickboy Master Poster
Posts : 2971 Join date : 2011-05-23 Age : 30 Location : Malaysia
Subject: Re: Ten Commandments of CosmicBreak Sun Jun 23, 2013 5:56 am
dsp wrote:
tl;dr
AlkaidStar Adept Poster
Posts : 657 Join date : 2011-06-23 Age : 32 Location : Pizza Hut n' Taco Bell
Subject: Re: Ten Commandments of CosmicBreak Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:20 am
sparhawk254 wrote:
Im not sure why is there even such a thing here. unless its for humor =//
What are you? dumb or something? no offense, ofcourse it for humor :/
:v this is for humor, for fun only , and if its tl:dr for you, then it's your own loss.
Winty God Poster
Posts : 8419 Join date : 2011-06-12 Location : california
Subject: Re: Ten Commandments of CosmicBreak Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:35 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py2hxFQyxnc
boytitan2 Fishell
Posts : 8639 Join date : 2010-12-23 Age : 31 Location : Buffalo NewYork
Subject: Re: Ten Commandments of CosmicBreak Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:46 am
Winty wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py2hxFQyxnc
just to see what kinda crap your posting..That didn't tell me much oh well still not clicking.
Zwiebel Force Cosmic Onion
Posts : 11444 Join date : 2011-01-07 Age : 36 Location : Back on the No-Tomorrow-Lane
Subject: Re: Ten Commandments of CosmicBreak Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:51 am
Wait there were people who took this serious? Wat. -rofl-
Winty God Poster
Posts : 8419 Join date : 2011-06-12 Location : california
Subject: Re: Ten Commandments of CosmicBreak Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:58 am
boytitan2 wrote:
Winty wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py2hxFQyxnc
just to see what kinda crap your posting..That didn't tell me much oh well still not clicking.
the video is 11 seconds long. it probably would have taken you less time to watch it than it did to copy the url into the tags, type out your message, and hit post.
AlkaidStar Adept Poster
Posts : 657 Join date : 2011-06-23 Age : 32 Location : Pizza Hut n' Taco Bell
Subject: Re: Ten Commandments of CosmicBreak Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:21 am
Zwiebel Force wrote:
Wait there were people who took this serious? Wat. -rofl-
Ikr
Kuzuha What Abbey Get
Posts : 2441 Join date : 2011-10-03 Location : Philippines
Subject: Re: Ten Commandments of CosmicBreak Sun Jun 23, 2013 10:35 am
Topic should be renamed to "Ten Contradicting Commandments of CosmicBreak."
Tashunu Adept Poster
Posts : 587 Join date : 2011-02-24 Age : 31 Location : Somewhere in the world
Subject: Re: Ten Commandments of CosmicBreak Sun Jun 23, 2013 12:27 pm
Forgive me lord for I have sinned (many times relating to first and third one ._.)
Feign Ace Poster
Posts : 1265 Join date : 2010-06-24 Age : 42 Location : Elsewhere
Subject: Re: Ten Commandments of CosmicBreak Sun Jun 23, 2013 1:39 pm
Magma8520 wrote:
Zwiebel Force wrote:
Wait there were people who took this serious? Wat. -rofl-
Ikr
All these people completely failing at #10.
Also, why so many tl;dr here? It took something like 30 seconds to read and was funny enough to be worth it.
AlkaidStar Adept Poster
Posts : 657 Join date : 2011-06-23 Age : 32 Location : Pizza Hut n' Taco Bell
Subject: Re: Ten Commandments of CosmicBreak Sun Jun 23, 2013 1:45 pm
Feign wrote:
Magma8520 wrote:
Zwiebel Force wrote:
Wait there were people who took this serious? Wat. -rofl-
Ikr
All these people completely failing at #10.
Also, why so many tl;dr here? It took something like 30 seconds to read and was funny enough to be worth it.
How True, they're just lazy troll, well, normal considering CBFF, again , to those who didnt read it, please do read it it funneh~
Zwiebel Force Cosmic Onion
Posts : 11444 Join date : 2011-01-07 Age : 36 Location : Back on the No-Tomorrow-Lane
Subject: Re: Ten Commandments of CosmicBreak Sun Jun 23, 2013 1:46 pm
Feign wrote:
Magma8520 wrote:
Zwiebel Force wrote:
Wait there were people who took this serious? Wat. -rofl-
Ikr
All these people completely failing at #10.
Also, why so many tl;dr here? It took something like 30 seconds to read and was funny enough to be worth it.
30 Seconds too long, only autists can pay attention to something for such a long time :>
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