Ten Commandments of CosmicBreak

Zwiebel Force wrote:

30 Seconds too long, only autists can pay attention to something for such a long time :>

30 Seconds is short, only short-spanned idiot cannot pay attention to something for such a short time :3

oh and..

AlkaidStar777 wrote:

Thou Shall Take Responsibility.  Thou shalt not claim thine team arises from the land of the noob

Modified this for you:  Thou shalt not claim thine fellow CBFF-ers arises from the land of the Autism.

Touché C:

Had quite a good laugh there. Though some had an hint of truth in them.

let's be real here though
only commandment of CB:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dVKMla1LAY

Winty wrote:

let's be real here though
only commandment of CB:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dVKMla1LAY

I approve this message...o-0.

1- This game is shit
2- This game is shit
3- This game is shit
4- This game is shit
5- This game is shit
6- This game is shit
7- This game is shit
8- This game is shit
9- This game is shit
10- ALL HAIL BOYTITAN XD

Can someone translate that to modern English please? I'm not a Shakespearian, nor have I read an English bible (why would I?)

zerocl wrote:

1- This game is shit
2- This game is shit
3- This game is shit
4- This game is shit
5- This game is shit
6- This game is shit
7- This game is shit
8- This game is shit
9- This game is shit
10- ALL HAIL BOYTITAN XD

I approve of this message.

StardustAR wrote:

Can someone translate that to modern English please? I'm not a Shakespearian, nor have I read an English bible (why would I?)

http://butr.me/g3
You can thank me later.

Thou shall charge root even if thou hath denyth so.

That_Wiesel_Guy wrote:

StardustAR wrote:

Can someone translate that to modern English please? I'm not a Shakespearian, nor have I read an English bible (why would I?)

http://butr.me/g3
You can thank me later.

Let me think not funny,Lame,U suck. Stop making jokes they are fucking retarded. Like just Beiber fan retarded. Why the fuck is this thread not locked yet astral where are you.

Quote :

Let me be thinkin not funky,Lame,U suck. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Quit makin jokes they is fuckin retarded. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Like just Beiber hustla retarded. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Why tha fuck is dis thread not locked yet astral where is yo thugged-out ass.

Also, one would have never known you were a Christian by your uncouth mannerisms.

Relict? wrote:

Quote :

Let me be thinkin not funky,Lame,U suck. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Quit makin jokes they is fuckin retarded. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Like just Beiber hustla retarded. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Why tha fuck is dis thread not locked yet astral where is yo thugged-out ass.

Also, one would have never known you were a Christian by your uncouth mannerisms.

Fool don't you know BT is a super priest.

Winty wrote:

let's be real here though
only commandment of CB:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dVKMla1LAY

... And God said it was good!

StardustAR wrote:

Can someone translate that to modern English please? I'm not a Shakespearian, nor have I read an English bible (why would I?)

Thou, ye = you, thine = yours. I'm not very good at it either ö.ö

StardustAR wrote:

Can someone translate that to modern English please? I'm not a Shakespearian, nor have I read an English bible (why would I?)

but then it would lose it's 'funniness'-factor,

really, if i took out the 'ye olde english' it would be a plain boring english of 'Ten boorish rulez dat no one carez'

StardustAR wrote:

Can someone translate that to modern English please? I'm not a Shakespearian, nor have I read an English bible (why would I?)

1 - Killing your friends is bad. Don't do it.
2 - Accusing others of hacking is a newfag trademark. Don't do it.
3 - Bottomless pits very scary. Don't jump in them.
4 - No, your ZSG is not tough. Back to Ch.3 with you.
5 - Don't fucking turtle.
6 - Sometimes your team sucks. Don't bitch about it. Especially if your score is negative.
7 - Nobody gives a fuck about your orders. 
8 - Support the guy kicking ass.
9 - Zeroes are not all fagbots.
10 - Chill.

I formally disagree with the logic that has been put forth, thus far, into this thread and wholeheartedly refuse to listen to any etiquette advice from someone that bleeds one fourth of each month.

1.) Killing your team mates is a good way to get revenge when they have stolen your powerups.

2.) Don't call someone a hacker in this game; call them a lagger. If they are playing CB then they are probably over two thousand miles from the server and are teleporting around the room like Nightcrawler.

3.) Bottomless pits are awesome and you should push the enemy and any thieving allies into them.

4.) ZSG is an awesome bot when properly tuned and equipped. If you want to use her don't do well, try asking for build advice.

5.) Turtling is a bitch move.

6.) Sometimes your team sucks. If they are sitting around in the spawn, try wind pillaring them into a more forward position in the battle.

7.) Listen to the intelligent and rational members of your team. Ignore the lone wolves that lunge into the enemy's spawn and then cry for help.

8.) Go to the part of the battle that you can contribute the most to. Don't mindlessly follow the Eris on your team that is going to the enemy's camp if you are using a Chibi.

9.) Don't bitch about overpowered bots. Change your commando to suit the enemy lineup.

10.) If you get angry, firepillar a Brazilian. That should raise your spirits.

AnTi90d's list is by far superior.

Relict? wrote:

AnTi90d's list is by far superior.

Agreed. Damn shame FPs can't affect the user, though. I'd have a blast.

Relict? wrote:

AnTi90d's list is by far superior.

...superior in faggetness ..

 but yeap, thread for fun, moar fun~

Magma8520 wrote:

Relict? wrote:

AnTi90d's list is by far superior.

...superior in faggetness ..

 but yeap, thread for fun, moar fun~

Stop tryn make a cover up I doubt this was a 100% joke.


5.  Thou Shall Be Useful.  All bots are worthy in the eyes of the Players of The Rooms, unless they beith Trolls, and though ye cannot kill, and lament that ye have no purpose being here, take heart, for you can scout, or distract.  Be not craven and hide in the corner, but strive, and in doing so, vex thine enemies.  If ye are weak, then thy strength are but a pittance, and your death but a minor thing.  Your wreckage may serve as a haven for those who still strive for the victory which will surely kill theith who kill you..

That sounds like you making excuses for yourself for consistently useing shit builds that consistently cost your team to loose and flat out refusing to learn this games build mechanics.


I lot of this stuff sounds like half assed retorts to one of the many things I have blamed you for when raging at you to get out of the room for sucking it up.

boytitan2 wrote:

Magma8520 wrote:

Relict? wrote:

AnTi90d's list is by far superior.

...superior in faggetness ..

 but yeap, thread for fun, moar fun~

Stop tryn make a cover up I doubt this was a 100% joke.


5.  Thou Shall Be Useful.  All bots are worthy in the eyes of the Players of The Rooms, unless they beith Trolls, and though ye cannot kill, and lament that ye have no purpose being here, take heart, for you can scout, or distract.  Be not craven and hide in the corner, but strive, and in doing so, vex thine enemies.  If ye are weak, then thy strength are but a pittance, and your death but a minor thing.  Your wreckage may serve as a haven for those who still strive for the victory which will surely kill theith who kill you..

That sounds like you making excuses for yourself for consistently useing shit builds that consistently cost your team to loose and flat out refusing to learn this games build mechanics.


I lot of this stuff sounds like half assed retorts to one of the many things I have blamed you for when raging at you to get out of the room for sucking it up.

"Oh, im sorry, who are you?, i think we never met before?, ah, just an autist, nah."

amen