How to meta

OKAY SOM PPL DON'T NO HOW 2 B META IN DIS GAME
DONUT WORRY I MAEK GUIDE TO TELL U HAU 2 B MEAT

ok first
CB is like league of legends!!!!
to be meta you need LOTS OF HP!!!!

how to do dis:
Tank/Ranger/Beast/etc/etc tunes ARE META use them yesyes
Revenge tunes ARE META
EX tunes ARE META
+1stat/+5hp accessories IS META
life tune IS META(but not 100% pls CS FIX)
hlife is baddie tune do not use!!!!
HP IS META
GLIFE IS META

if you do not GLIFE
u should GTFO

"every slot in my eve is tuned with EX GLIFE because it is meta" - soogree
"why do supports even exist" bippu IGNORES ME IS MEAN i cry very much he talk about me to nevi behind back WHY
"i play ONLY VOICE CHAT IN CLAN FITE omg harmonize too strong in 10v10 i cannot kill reg3" - kobkobkob
"CHINGCHONG I DO NOT ENGLISH" - fanservice
"purple" - vyolets
"if u have less than 400 hp U R UGLY FHAT AND GHEY!!!!" etherlite
"locked" - rei_hunter
"I didn't choose the GLIFE, the GLIFE chose me." - CAV

[10:10:54] Solo_Ace : why GLife
[10:11:38] Wataboutmi : its meta


ok other things that are META:

things that give EHP(effective HP) IS META

stun regain = meta
stun regain means when you take damage you get more HP so even if total number on bar is small you gain HP over time so more HP!

guard carts = meta
guard carts make you take less damage so you have more effective HP so IS META

ok next I talk about something complex so pls try follow sirs
buckler = 80HP? 85HP? i forget exact number game not tell, game is bad, ask sooguru she will know, she is mai sisteru vry smart! also very lewd, have large breast, not like me i short flatchest girl.
they cost = 40 COST
40 COST 80HP very good

BUT
unlike REAL HP
you cannot recover!!! not smashbros!
430 HP+2buckler = 590 HP but only recover 430

BUT
unlike ONLY HP they block shots until they die, regardless of damage of shot
buckler have 10 hp left, block hit that does 50 HP = 40 damage U NO TAKE!!! buckle break very sad but NO DAMAGE!
buckler have 80 hp block hit for 120 damage = LOL! VERY STONG!
buckler also block stun!!!!!!!

okay FORCE BARRIER not EHP...does not HAVE HP! it block damage from when use!!!!! smrats ONLY use! stupid no use! bad!

i hope guide help u learn to meta PLS SUBSCRIBE

Charge More Root is Meta
1rt Video rewards are meta

Quote :

but not 100% pls CS FIX)

Yes.

Also pls add EX life tunes.

This is very hepful.

Heart Shield = meta

They are buckler dat gibe 5 second all guard buff for 5 extra costz which saves hp is META!

pls include

Those quotes are too spot on.

Poppet wrote:

Heart Shield = meta

They are buckler dat gibe 5 second all guard buff for 5 extra costz which saves hp is META!

pls include

no

Is resha meta?

Scumbag russian, weapons that debuff are meta.

LS3 wrote:

Is resha meta?

u read guide??????
HP = meta
EHP = meta
barrier = EHP
resha = delicious meat

r u stoop?????????????????

my sides

10/10

wow winty-sand why are you so smart dis bst gide vry gud!!!!!
12/10

Best guide evaaah!

Stil w8tan 4 Resha gyd 2 b dcrypt3d fr0m eynxnt Rushan txts ZOMG

Arctangent wrote:

HP For Life:

everypony shod duu dis HP meta daed meta HPdaed metameta

Somehow it feels like writing this in stupid-net-speak was harder than to write in plain english. But lol.


Good job.

i wrote it so that darkchuky, highlan, and boytighten could understand

*golf claps*

Well done sir.

wut powderful engrish you gotz therz

20/10 guide

Very strong

Do dat meen Lazflamme, Cross Rapter, Mighty Byne and Gwyain is meta? With own parts, all can has arm shields. Byne > meta because has body shields two. For 1337 guys, Misty Hollow and Scaregant has core force-shield-like stuffs making them moar hard to kill also. For rich/lucky fags theirs Lily EVE dat come with real force shield.

Dang, sounding stupid is hard for smart people.

Rexir2 wrote:

Do dat meen Lazflamme, Cross Rapter, Mighty Byne and Gwyain is meta? With own parts, all can has arm shields. Byne > meta because has body shields two. For 1337 guys, Misty Hollow and Scaregant has core force-shield-like stuffs making them moar hard to kill also. For rich/lucky fags theirs Lily EVE dat come with real force shield.

Dang, sounding stupid is hard for smart people.

FORCE BARRIER NOT EHP! IT NOT WORK ON HP! you read guide? you have education??? time not equating HP!
gwyain and cross raptor do not have shields! cross raptor have ARM GUARD which is part to break and still have weapon!
you are not smart people! go play with coloring book, not cosmicbreak!

melfi-chan is META very kawaii she make enemy go BAWWW KAWAII!!! kawaii is META yes?) she also shoot friends and restore HP and HP is META