Corruptin' Wishes - 2

Granted you can fork anything with your new Royal T400 Forklift~

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I wish for more edible foods~

granted, but more poisonous ones appears too

I wish for more wishes

granted~ you got more wishes, but I took them~ and spread the love to everyone else~


I wish I wasn't that bad~

granted, but everyone else will be better

I wish I can gain real life EXP points

Granted, but life becomes pay to play at level 18

I wish for a loli

Granted, but she's the kind with G-cups (Speaking of which, there was an anime that actually had this. Cookies if you can guess what it is.).

I wish I had the power to use Unlimited Blade Works.

Ummm, Koiro, there are quite a few you know, and granted, but all the blades will be aimed at your general area

I wish I can uncorrupt a wish

oboi, didn't think castration was gonna be part of my day today (The anime was Excel Saga, and I didn't know Japan would actually dare to make more anime w/ those types of lolis (Actually, I'm not all that surprised, but I've never seen any of them.).). Also, your wish gets granted, but an otherworldly power corrupts your wish.

I wish for Ragna's Death-Scythe.

Granted. but... errm... data corrupted.

I wish this wish is corrupted :__;

Granted, your wish is gone.

I wish I can see something invisible.

Granted, but every other thing will become invisible to the whole world

I wish I can get my wish ungranted

Granted, that wish was ungranted

I wish for a Kitten-Girl

granted, but it's 99% furry

I wish for nothing

Granted, you become nothing. No offense intended. ._.

I wish I can manipulate illusions.

Granted, but you will become an illusion

I wish for a star

Granted you become a star. Not literally speaking.

I wish for Magna.Zero to corrupt this wish.

NOT GRANTED MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA



I wish my rival come back somehow ;-;/

Who is your rival?

I wish I know

You now know that the answer is iKray~san


I wish he came back again .-.

Granted, but he is now evil

I wish I can make the whole multiverse have zero friction

Granted, but it also has Infinite inertia

I wish for someone to talk with about science

Granted, you get this

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I wish I can witness many people face faulting at same time.

GRanted, but you now suffer from severe migraines

i wish i didnt get severe migraines

granted, but you gonna get sever hemorroids

I wish all the sickness is gone (and of course, won't happen again) and not a single new one will appear

Granted, buts its long after all life goes extinct

I wish i could go to an anime school instead of a real one