Corruptin' Wishes - 2

Granted, but you don't have the time to write that better corruption of wish so you stick with the usual one.

I wish so that there will be someone replying before tomorrow comes.

Granted, but due to time difference it is posted after tomorrow for the poster

i wish i had the Ultima keyblade

Granted, but you then realized that it was a rented for 10.000RT/hours to you.

I wish I can have a better sleep ;-;

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Granted, but you find in an insane asylum under then "Has potential to invoke the end of the world" wing

I wish for lolis, all across north and south america

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Bro, i don't think you know how this works ( don't feel bad i did the same thing when i joined) , so let me educate you. In this topic you read the wish of the last poster and grant it, but adding a twist and corrupting it. for example i wished for "lolis, all across north and south america" so a corruptions would "Granted, but they wage war on all non-lolis killing you in the process" after that i would make a wish and wait for it to be corrupted,like so

I wish i was batman

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Granted, BAD_MAN1313

I wish who is below me doesn't screw my wish.

Granted, but... nah. the person bellow you is in good mood today so he won't screw it, he corrupted it instead

I wish Level 30~san would start posting about his wish while corrupting others' .-.

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Yes, or don't post here (sorry if i sound mean)

i wish i had the dinozords

Granted, you get real dinosaurs.

I wish good birthday for my classmate tomorrow.

Granted, but your classmate gets sick and the party was cancelled.

I wish the one who's below me will not screw my wishes, not corrupting it, ah.
I WISH I COULD WATCH SOMETHING PERSONALLY

Granted, a R-18 hentai of Arte Maid x Froglander special edition DVD.

I wish ZedEX would always lead on BRD Epoch defense. ;_;

Granted, but you must wake me up everytime epoch is starting, and tell my family what ill do
[Side note] how did you know ive watched something related to R-18

I Wish Magna Zero was named Magna Hover.

Granted, now you get Hoverion Magna Type 00. Which never released.
I wish I have infinite Dagomure BS@ ammo.

*yeah I know, 'cuz I'm just guessing.

Granted, you now have infinite ammo, but it requires ∞+1 to fire

I wish the next installment of Power Rangers would come out already

Granted, but there will be no Megazord.

I wish it would rain all the day today.

Granted, but it rained on other places instead of your place.

I wish good luck to everyone. XD

Granted, but someone has corrupted the wish.

I wish.

You wished that you are never born.

I wish he will be born again.

Granted. He was reborn as Frog Lander. :v

I wish ALE Lily would be buffed.

Granted, ALE Lily is now OPfagbot. Everyone hates you.

I wish ALE Lily is back to normal.

Uh oh...

Granted, but now she had infinite psygun ammo with 2 force.

I wish Eve would return to gara :v