Corruptin' Wishes - 2

Granted i will try to post in more sections, but with my busy schedule i may not have time

I wish i had more free time

Yup granted, they are the free times you used to do your homeworks and all


I wish for a great revolution!

Granted, you stirred up revolution into World War III.

I wish Magna.Zero could meet me at CB.

Granted, he's owning you on arena .-.;;;


I wish for something good on this week's update!

Granted. A Frog Lander girl. But then, you lost all your RT.

I wish I can get Eve in 1x roll ;__;

Granted you get Eve in one roll, but that one roll took 20000000000 previous 5x rolls

I wish i could afford a PS3

Granted! you combined your PS 1 and 2 to make PS 3

Spoiler:

Granted! The person above me hasn't wished for anything so I hereby grant you the certificate of not anything.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

since I forgot to wish, yet again, your wish is corrupted by being not corrupted .-.


I wish for a Fish '-'

no, really, just a fish, nothing so fishy about it.

Granted, but Happy steals it

i wish to joinfairy tail

Granted, but uh... sorry they only used you for several chapter as a cameo .-.


I wish for a dream~

Granted, you have a dream that is so ungodly horrid that you are traumatized for the rest of your life

I wish i didn't need sleep

Granted, you didn't need to sleep since your boss/parents told you to work for them 24 every day and gives you a serum which will make your body didn't need to sleep anymore.


I wish for a humongous mecha

Granted, you get the Tengan Toppa Gurran Lagaan, good lock traveling the 200 billion lightyears to the cockpit

I wish i had a mecha too

Granted, you get TTGL-sized Anti-Spiral Mecha. But good luck being ass kicked by Simon.

I wish I could watch and play all KEY works.

Granted you get it, but its destroyed in an anit-spiral mecha big bang, weird huh?

I wish i had a loli

granted but she's destroyed/killed by an anti loli movement .-.


I wish there are no anti loli movement

Granted, but most americans are now biased against lolis, and treat worse than the slaves were treated

I wish americans had cultural understanding

Granted, but then everyone else loses their cultural understanding in exchange, and thus things will basically be the same.

I wish for a glass of Egg Nog.

Granted but it from last christmas

I wish for a cute anime to watch

Granted, but a question has to be answered first, ever watched Hidamari Sketch?


I wish I can watch more of Little Busters. (I know I'm not much of visual novel player)

Granted, but only after you hear my answer, No i haven't seen that

I wish more of my friends played CB

Granted, but they're instantly crown rank.

I wish for a Dracken Girl and Man Icy

Granted, but you yourself become a girl Magna.Zero

I wish people would stop genderbending characters

I don't really mind ok, the name Magna itself came from my female characters in Ragnarok Online MMORPG (all my females' name started with Magna

nvm

Granted, but then serious crossdresser issues arise.
I wish I can't do procrastination.