[GAME] Vending Machine

You got...well, people around you started to hug you.

*inserts a paper money

You get a paper jungle.

*Inserts a chocolate coin*

You get two chocolate coins back!

*coin*

You get get a black forest.

*coins*

You get a black forest that's not very black.

*coin*

You get a pikachu, a very violent one

*inserts digivice*

You get Zhuqiaomon who hates you the most for some reason.

*coins*

You get a mask that can change shape and form to be the face of who ever you want

*insert face*

You got a palm


*insert a thread of a girl's hair*

You get arrested for stalking

*Inserts mini-ivis

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You get a level up kit.

*Inserts a stone coin.

You get a stone chair.

*coin*

You got a vending machine


*insert The Beatles album

You get Yoko O(H FUCK)no

*inserts Björk*

You get Rammstein's DVD.

*inserts a Porsche key

You get a keybalde

*inserts heart

You got Physical Stone

*inserts 32,000UC to DX UC Garapon*
You got seraph fc

You get a Seraph Finsword, a weapon from a non-existent rpg

*inserts Assassins Creed III

You get assassinated. And get back to life as a bonus.

*insert coin*

You're killed by Eris and then respawned.

*inserts Resha

You get overrun with loli-neko-maids, and their cuteness leave you powerless

*inserts tsundere

You get loads of tsunderes from all animes/manga/games/andother. How will you handle them all?

*insert loli*

You got lolipop

*inserts alt+f4

You went to afterlife.

*inserts heavenly coin*