[GAME] Vending Machine

You got Vega Disc!

Insert Mary's Pallet Knife

(An eroge game disk into a mission request disk, wow)

You get stabbed.

Inserts wound

You get infected

Inserts vaccine

You get quarantine

Inserts G.U. (What does G.U. stands for anyway?)

General Utility?


you got GNP (Gross National Product)


Insert surplus

you get an army

inserts gadget trial

You get Inspector Gadget.

*insert coin so many times*

You get a blue ball...so many times.

*Insert tin coin*

you get a knife

*inserts sheath

you get an iai practive book

inserts a katana

you get rejected, please try again

*inserts s call waiting tone

you got called

inserts myself

you get me in cat form Get me a ball of yarn human

Inserts fish

You get catnip.

*inserts mushroom*

Sorry, you item is in another vending machine

*inserts profuse swearing

you get a ball of yarn, somehow

inserts a neko miko

You get a question "What is a 'Neko Miko'"?

Inserts a demand for an answer

You get a "try searching on YouTube" on a paper

Inserts this

You were asked to insert more coins...



I wish for a green environment~

wrong game... whatever, you got seeds

inserts a SquirtBottle

You get my medical bill, for that video gave me a heart attack

*inserts a demand for more cute things

You get this.


*inserts swaying motion*

you get an "ERMAGERD SO CUTE"

*Inserts heart attack

you get a visit from death

inserts an arcana card "Wheel of Fortune" to save dbz

*machine is out of order*Dont worry me and death are bros, he'll let me livehow do you think i survived hundreds of heart attacks from cuteness

*inserts deadly brofist