[GAME] Vending Machine

You get to live a life in a capsule until some pervert otaku draws you and faps on you every night!

*inserts Ranma ½*

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You get cursed. A curse which you can become a girl by being soaked by hot water! (Am I wrong with this info? >.> I'm not much of a Ranma 1/2 ._.)

*inserts Magi*

TerraChika wrote:

You get cursed. A curse which you can become a girl by being soaked by hot water! (Am I wrong with this info? >.> I'm not much of a Ranma 1/2 ._.)

*inserts Magi*

Ranma by default/if hit by hot water:

Ranma when hit by cold water:

You get gold, myrrh and frankincense

the vending machine stood still, waiting for something to be 'sold' to him, but nothing happens. Nevertheless, he stood still, waiting for the next victim. His waits appears to be fruitful when an unlucky person decided to put in the golden ice cream.

You get a nosebleed

*inserts brand new random stock*

You got brand new coin


*insert one of Hamlet's novel

You get a cup of coffee.

*inserts nothing again* o,e

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You get two fingers

*insert a whole half a pizza

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You get a Mini Titan.

*Inserts a Rainbow Chip

You got screw bolt!


*insert pepen

You get Pepen Dakimakura. With sexual content included.

*inserts randomness*

You get to hear 5's song about Alph. (no idea what it is)

*coin*

You get a message: I'm deaf, so I can't really get the songs and jukebox and all that jazz in CB. ._.

And a free orange juice for a bonus.

*inserts an abnormally normal coin*

Ididn'tknow. ; -;

You get a giant hammer. :3

*coin*

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Your ex gf came out from the machine. •__•

*Inserts platinum coin*

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oh shi-

You got Senior Grey. :3

*inserts adamantium coin*

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You get a message. It's for Lv30: Yep, I'm really deaf though I could hear loud noises like door slams and thunders. Is it that rare to see a deaf to play CB? XD

Bonus item: Free Snickers bar.

*inserts a nuke-ish coin*

You got infected by radiation. D:
thus you regain your hearing

inserts Zeo-Gias cells.

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