[GAME] Vending Machine

You get a fortune cookie. You ate it and read its note: "One does not simply use a Keyblade on a vendine machine - Master Yen Sid"


*Insert coin*

You get contact lenses that allow you to look through peoples clothes! Nobody will even notice!

First, Strawberry.Zero, now this onion bug forgot to put in the coin.

*have onion bug puts in the coin*

You get Your heart stolen by a heartless

*Coin*

You get Excalibur. The one from Soul Eater.

*coin*

^LOLOLOLOL

You get a 'Shroom House R.

*flip coin*

You get a Coke.Zero

*Coin ~! Coin ~! Coin! Coin! Coin!*

You get a 5-gallon coke.

*Insert coin*

You get a tank of coke with lot of mentos inside.

*coin while moving away from the incoming explosion*

You get pulled into the explosion

*Inserts wet coin*

You get Annoying Orange.

*puts knife in the vending machine*

You get Australian spiders

*insert annoying orange*

The screams of the orange are heard. You get Annoying Orange Juice.

*Inserts a bomb*

You get batman
*inserts bat-coin*

You get an actual bat.

*coin*

You get an actual robin.

*Insert coin*

You get a cat girl
*Coin*

You got a POW Block.

*Inserts an SP Lotto Cube*

You get a shovel, get yoursellf out of that tunnel

*coin*

You get a stink bomb.

*flip coin*

You get burned on the left half of your face

*coin*

inb4 Two-Face

You get a Batmobile.

*flip coin*

You get a batsignal

*Inserts bar-mobile*

You get Robin's Love Letter.

*insert lasagna*

You get a jar full of the lasanga's blood... Tomato juice!

*inserts credit card*