[GAME] Vending Machine

You get a Lolipop Chainsaw.

*C0IN*

You get crystal cancer

*Crystal coin*

You get an Aqua Regia.

*inserts a broken gold coin*

You gain a mysterious belt that enables you to engulf your opponents in blue flames with your kicks.

*Coin*

don't tell me it's a Kamen Rider Belt

You get a full season DVD for the newest Kamen Rider. ._.

*kicking the coin like a Rider*

You get a room filled with Hentai Kamen pictures and posters.

*coin*

The machine pelvic thrusts you. Then black leather short shorts come out.

*coin

You get a free BJ from the onion.

*puts in another OTH and still hopes to get a VP character* Oniggai shimasu ;A;

You get the VP Character and an Onion

*still kicking the coin in like a Rider*

Schere Chibi comes out and cries, "Please don't kick the vending machine like that..."

*coin while waiting for Magna's reaction*

oh damn you got me

.............

Put her on my shirt pocket and leave.

But already inserting a coin before that.

You get hell

*inserts coin*

You get a panda plushie

*Coin*

You get a new mp3 player

*coin*

You get a 5 pound bag of nothing.

*Coin*

You get a Weedle.

*coin*

You get a car key.

*coin*

You get the car

*tire*

You get the gasoline, now lets have a "joyride"

*throws in 4 coins, rolls 5 times though 8D*

You get a teleport gate to the mountain road.

*flip coin*

You get an offer to join the ark of your choice and be cyberizied into a bot

*Inserts 1 UC*

You get a Nendoroid of Lily Rain.

*Coin*

You get Sandri's nendoroid.

*flip coin*

You get a Butterfree (today I've learned a lot of english pokémon names. Butterfree sounds more like engrish though xD).

*throws in 100 Pokédollars* OAO

You get a scholarship to the Keyblade Academy, located in the Land of Departure

*Uses keyblade on vending machine to get free item*