[GAME] Vending Machine

You get a TBG-styled backpack, the weight is the same, but weapons are disabled
*coin*

Yay!

You get a Prinny plushie.

*puts HL coin*

You get a Cancer Prinny (FUCK WE NEED A SS OF ATHENA'S CANCER PRINNY)

-PUTS IN COIN AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT CAPS SHITMOOD-

I don't get what Relict gave me... >_>

You get Perma Cap Lock Key, where you'll never go back to lowercase once you press it, only to use shift key for lowercase.

*coin*

You get a brandnew freezer. Have fun carrying that thing home. o 3o
*coin*

You get an order to squash that bug in your avatar.

*gives Zwiebel a flyswatter*

*flicks the coin in*

You get another Zwiebel. This time he's duplicating.

*steals another coin from random peddler and inserting it*

*throws duplicated Zwiebel to the original one*

More of peddlers are going to zerg rush you.

*coin while tripping Magna down for the peddlers to catch*

You get your coin back.

*coin

You get model of that guy in your sig.

*coin while screaming at the vending machine*

Terry Crews bursts out of the vending machine, screams at you then punches you in the face.

*insert coin*

Even tho I don't know who is this Terry Crews, I laughed so hard. Maybe because I was expecting something out of screaming at the vending machine.

You get 1 million dollars.

*coin*

You get a sleeping pill.

*Insert coin*

You gain the ability to travel through time at the expense of other people's memories.

*Coin*

You get a Nokia 3310.

*coin*

You get a cookie.

*Insert coin*

You get onion flavored waffles.
*coin*

Terra, Terry Crews is the angry buff black guy who does Old Spice commercials. Look him up on YouTube!

You get a very large album of traps making love to one another in weird places (fast food joint bathroom stalls, on top of school desks, etc)

-inserts a coin-

You get $1,000,000offer only applicable to resident of Kingdom Hearts

*Inserts 1 munny*

You get Nobody.

*inserts Coin-shaped Zwiebel*

You get a full scholarship to the DWMA

*Coin*

You get Doutzen Kroes!

*Inserts 1 Ryu coin*

and severely injured by Lily
You get a HADOKEN

*inserts bloody coin*

You get your monthly period.

*coin*

o_0 But im a guy...
You get pregnant

*coin*