So about the new Seraph?

Nilla has promotion

Or maybe they finally decided to respond to the multitude of "UC HAS NOTHING WOWOWOW PAY2WIN" complaints.


They probably just went too far with it as usual.

Dune wrote:

Forever derpwalking and carcrashing trying to get the damn thing ;-;

I know how you feel bro...

Aurao wrote:

Dune wrote:

Forever derpwalking and carcrashing trying to get the damn thing ;-;

I know how you feel bro...

So far have gotten 3 supermans 5 derp walks 6 car crashes...

CapeMike wrote:

Cost on that new UC Gara's -way- too high for me to justify using it more than once in a blue moon...like I've said before, even 20k is a LOT of UC for me to have...I need to find a better way to get it, I suppose....

Wasted my last 100k UC on it, one car crash (pure tune-up mat ._.) 2x Superfly. The Gold balls I've got so are:

1. Moulin BS

That is all.

I think what CS is trying to say is: need moar in-game money? Charge moar Rt!

bippusuta wrote:

CS is soft wiping CB. Everything that isn't part of the new generation is obsolete. There is a reason it was called Initium.

maybe you should look into getting some actual skill then instead of crutching off of your equipment

Bippu seems to know how to laser. Bippu skilled enough. Unfortunately he doesn't like Melfi so I still can't be his fanboy.

Spectrion wrote:

Aurao wrote:

Dune wrote:

Forever derpwalking and carcrashing trying to get the damn thing ;-;

I know how you feel bro...

So far have gotten 3 supermans 5 derp walks 6 car crashes...

I wasted more then 600k uc and I only got 1 beer, one cola and one broken stun gun as gold...
I even got some superfly's without gold OR silver...

Malphes wrote:

bippusuta wrote:

CS is soft wiping CB. Everything that isn't part of the new generation is obsolete. There is a reason it was called Initium.

maybe you should look into getting some actual skill then instead of crutching off of your equipment

Of course you need skill to, but but having skill without good equipment doesn't help. This game tends to make equipment >>> skill like most ''free''/pay2win games.

I got 6 of the promotions so far... Selling 3 of them at bazaar. PM me with offers.


XD, new Crim is so epix.

Zwiebel Force wrote:

Bippu seems to know how to laser. Bippu skilled enough. Unfortunately he doesn't like Melfi so I still can't be his fanboy.

Holding the spacebar, a direction key, and M1 isn't skill. xz did the same shit. doing good and skill are two outright different things.

Zwiebel Force wrote:

CapeMike wrote:

Cost on that new UC Gara's -way- too high for me to justify using it more than once in a blue moon...like I've said before, even 20k is a LOT of UC for me to have...I need to find a better way to get it, I suppose....

Wasted my last 100k UC on it, one car crash (pure tune-up mat ._.) 2x Superfly. The Gold balls I've got so are:

1. Moulin BS

That is all.

I think what CS is trying to say is: need moar in-game money? Charge moar Rt!

That sounds pretty good to me.
I mean, 160k got me 0 golds.


Too bad I can't do shit this computer.
But when I do get a new one, this Seraphs sound like a good reason for me to finally fully tune Mialy and Monica.

Saw the Seraph vid.

Fuck.

Wow. Fuck.

It's like a flying Resha version.

Anyone Tested anti-homing Vs. that subweapon?

Ugh, so what is this? Their way of ''patching'' up the broken game, by giving everyone access to an OP slut, so a whole new tier of OP is made?
Won't be long till no one gives a shit about Zeros and Wings, when you have HD Seraphs flying around ._.

Fuck this Seraph, the old one is at least not gamebreaking. CS just fucking with the game again, making another fucking Resha-type, except for UC.

CS has no fucking idea what they're doing with this game, it needs to be taken over by another company that actually knows how to run and balance a fucking game...pray to the gods of gaming for that to happen, but we all know it never will...

Also, has anyone else noticed that only CRIMROSE has gotten a gamebreaking promotion?
Lily Rain hasn't gotten jack shit(EVE is an exception, not a promo), neither has LazFlamme, and same deal with the Jikuns.

@DisNiga

That's why Resha's long range weapons aren't affected by Seraph's anti-homing, I believe.

FireKiller87 wrote:

Also, has anyone else noticed that only CRIMROSE has gotten a gamebreaking promotion?
Lily Rain hasn't gotten jack shit(EVE is an exception, not a promo), neither has LazFlamme, and same deal with the Jikuns.

Inb4 one of those gets a promo a month later in a new UC gara...

Aurao wrote:

FireKiller87 wrote:

Also, has anyone else noticed that only CRIMROSE has gotten a gamebreaking promotion?
Lily Rain hasn't gotten jack shit(EVE is an exception, not a promo), neither has LazFlamme, and same deal with the Jikuns.

Inb4 one of those gets a promo a month later in a new UC gara...

If it isn't as dumb and gamebreaking as the FC Seraph Promo, I'm all for it. Lily, Laz, and the Jikuns all need some more love from the player base, I don't see them anymore with this new shitty metagame.

FireKiller87 wrote:

Aurao wrote:

FireKiller87 wrote:

Also, has anyone else noticed that only CRIMROSE has gotten a gamebreaking promotion?
Lily Rain hasn't gotten jack shit(EVE is an exception, not a promo), neither has LazFlamme, and same deal with the Jikuns.

Inb4 one of those gets a promo a month later in a new UC gara...

If it isn't as dumb and gamebreaking as the FC Seraph Promo, I'm all for it. Lily, Laz, and the Jikuns all need some more love from the player base, I don't see them anymore with this new shitty metagame.

True, but knowing CS it would be even worse then FC or just total crap.

Aurao wrote:

FireKiller87 wrote:

Aurao wrote:

Inb4 one of those gets a promo a month later in a new UC gara...

If it isn't as dumb and gamebreaking as the FC Seraph Promo, I'm all for it. Lily, Laz, and the Jikuns all need some more love from the player base, I don't see them anymore with this new shitty metagame.

True, but knowing CS it would be even worse then FC or just total crap.

Good point, with all the talk about this new HD Seraph I completely lost any remaining faith I had in CS's ability to run this game

Fuck this power creep. It's not even subtle.

CS faps over Seraph and fucks over the other starters. Nothing new.

FireKiller87 wrote:

Aurao wrote:

FireKiller87 wrote:

If it isn't as dumb and gamebreaking as the FC Seraph Promo, I'm all for it. Lily, Laz, and the Jikuns all need some more love from the player base, I don't see them anymore with this new shitty metagame.

True, but knowing CS it would be even worse then FC or just total crap.

Good point, with all the talk about this new HD Seraph I completely lost any remaining faith I had in CS's ability to run this game

^ That, they just think ''Complains about bots being to strong?'' Solution: add even more broken ones, this time a UC one that's so rare they need to Rt>UC to get it fast. Ahue

Malphes wrote:

bippusuta wrote:

CS is soft wiping CB. Everything that isn't part of the new generation is obsolete. There is a reason it was called Initium.

maybe you should look into getting some actual skill then instead of crutching off of your equipment

Don't even try to argue that anything can stand up to the level of Resha/Eris/Harukane/Monica/Seraph FC. A `skilled' player would do better in one of those bots than anything else, with almost no exceptions.

bippusuta wrote:

Malphes wrote:

bippusuta wrote:

CS is soft wiping CB. Everything that isn't part of the new generation is obsolete. There is a reason it was called Initium.

maybe you should look into getting some actual skill then instead of crutching off of your equipment

Don't even try to argue that anything can stand up to the level of Resha/Eris/Harukane/Monica/Seraph FC. A `skilled' player would do better in one of those bots than anything else, with almost no exceptions.

I'd tend to think that a skilled player could at least make the odds of not dying against one of those less lopsided. Obviously, a skilled player using any of those broken pieces of shit would turn into a frag machine. A noob can do that too, just is easier to kill because they simply don't have the abilities of evasion and spatial awareness that a longtime player does.

Welp, bye bye UC.

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