Don't you love it when . . .

*was one* But I couldn't move :^/ though gladly I was surrounded by people who cared enough to hug me :^) Made my day.

Don't we all love it when some dude bumps us into a Meta Cactus and we die ?

piroton wrote:

Don't we all love it when some dude bumps us into a Meta Cactus and we die ?

I bumped someone into a Meta-Cactus once. T'was awesome.

I love it when... i am p lvling my bots and have no Air mechs in an arena room of 4 vs 20 +

and with 45 % ivis 45 % Ouka and 10 % Air mechs ganging you.



and dont you love it when in BRD Epoch


BRD vs WIZ 5v30
BRD vs DOS 20v25



yay less people on both sides >_>






and i also love it when once my chibi ran out of ammo and is low on health. I typed in Global

CACTUS SUICIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and ran into a cactus.
Everyone rofled

when you run out of ammo, and decide to suicide into a pitfall. An enemy Ivis decides to jump in after you and dies with you <3

Using X Cross Raptor and running with 6-10 Hp,decides to use X cross to dodge other AIR Units.....Runs into meta cactus With an Ivis following me D=.

Watching an Ouka miss an Ouka Raisen to fall into a white pit and die.

i fall in middle of Art barrage................

when GM trans you into a Snowman mid-flight so you're stuck in the middle of the battlefield.

You're sniping with Sag. Maxis or just fire rod trolling or even spamming some destructor/girl missiles and all of a sudden an ivis/ouka/telekun gets behind you without you even noticing and getting surprise buttsex'd.

TaeTae appears on the enemy team.
He usually chases me if he spots me

MightyPeanut wrote:

TaeTae appears on the enemy team.
He usually chases me if he spots me

When peanut is on the other team and I'm feeling hungry that second

When Miso trans you into a Roly Poly then countdown for Arena ends, spawning you with 50 HP :^)

When you die in an arena, wait for the countdown. Click your bot and........


that bots now dead too and you didnt spawn. Wait for another countdown and click the last bot. But instead summons the first one you used summoning you with approximately 10 hp.



















and your score hits rock bottom ~

*sarcasm mode*
You flank the enemy with two~four allies... while the rest your team is fighting defensively. You arrive at their flanks and see mechs with 100 hp or less... you attack.... two seconds later your allies are running away already.... dispite the front lines not having budged (mech-wise).... Then you die as you get ganged on.
*sarcasm end*

Meleeing a nearly dead... fleeing Ivis.... with a Crim using a brickgale AM3. Dodging a Ivis at last moment at point-blank range. Playing barrel dance with a rapier-oriented (shieldless) Ivis or two... and not dying, even if you fail to kill them....

Getting owned by Ivis's and Ouka's so much that you decide to get your own, however once you start playing as them, you realize how much you fail at using OP robots after other OP robots of the same type somehow rape harder than you at all the given times you decide to go 1 on 1 with them. *fricken BRD...!!!!*

When you get to outpost for boss only to realize you forgot the last treasure required to do star difficulty.

jet hammering an Ivis in the face even though you fail at melee! FEEL THE MIGHTY BUNNY GOLD'S HAMMER OF JUSTICE!

also, being blinded by tae's new 'camouflage'

i also hate when am chasing low-hp land unit and he run pass power spot then i lock-on into power spot instead of him.
and he running away to his art mate, damn!!!

I'm on my Lily and...
AHA! An Ivis who's almost dead! And I fly and land right next to them (stupid, I know) and get combo locked from full life to dead. What the f- Oh right, it's Ivis

Hyoka wrote:

That's why I use propeller bits, so that I won't have to fall into a sea of Goth Lolis and Samurai girls.

Goth Loli and Samurai Girls are my type. They're hot D:

werty16 wrote:

havent played NA version for while but in JP version this is quite common
u focus on attacking few opponents infront of u and suddenly discover that the 5 guys from ur team have ran off for no
reason and ur surrounded by opponents

It happened 4 times on a 15 vs 15 Shuffle
Some noob charge in with group of like 4 people, asking for support. By the time I arrived, they only fight together like 10 sec and I was busy killing the arts with my Goth Loli. In the end, Winry arrived, bind me and I got BDSM Gang Bang from 3 arts, 1 ouka, and the winry itself >.>

Vareluxe wrote:

It happened 4 times on a 15 vs 15 Shuffle
Some noob charge in with group of like 4 people, asking for support. By the time I arrived, they only fight together like 10 sec and I was busy killing the arts with my Goth Loli. In the end, Winry arrived, bind me and I got BDSM Gang Bang from 3 arts, 1 ouka, and the winry itself >.>

Happens to me all the time. People think my zsg is nowhere close deserving of help, even supports with heal run away from me D:

MightyPeanut wrote:

I'm on my Lily and...
AHA! An Ivis who's almost dead! And I fly and land right next to them (stupid, I know) and get combo locked from full life to dead. What the f- Oh right, it's Ivis

Gahaha. Once had an Ivis charge at my Lily. Didn't move and fired all my 6 rifles at her. Died one inch in front of my face because she couldn't handle a stream of bullets coming from 6 rifles flying towards her face.

NovaZero wrote:

MightyPeanut wrote:

I'm on my Lily and...
AHA! An Ivis who's almost dead! And I fly and land right next to them (stupid, I know) and get combo locked from full life to dead. What the f- Oh right, it's Ivis

Gahaha. Once had an Ivis charge at my Lily. Didn't move and fired all my 6 rifles at her. Died one inch in front of my face because she couldn't handle a stream of bullets coming from 6 rifles flying towards her face.

seraph with 2x wide beamguns and 2x 3way beamguns does the same thing as ur 6 rifles wen dealing with lnd storming at ya XD

EDIT: Oh wait, I'm doing it wrong.

When no one uses my Teleport Bit to do a dynamic entry behind enemy lines, despite placing the Teleport Bit right in front of our starting point and spamming the voice chat saying that I'm in position for them to warp.