bet new jikun sucks

BNOISE wrote:

boytitan2 wrote:

New jikuns will suck cause no lag tackle. Derps dont notice yet =P.

This probably...
The chibi sorta show cases a new skill and it doesn't seem very effective...

But hey you never know.

If the new Jikun Long falls on her fancy-ass face, it's because 95% of the idiots who obtain her will scream "OMG I CANT LAGKUN TACKLE!!!!! sakfjbhkvfekjbnbnobivebnjdfnvisbv WTF THIS SUCKS" and junk her ass out of hand, probably ignoring the likely good stats, likely good core, 3s parts, etc etc etc.

The remaining 51% will find a way to make K Long epicly pro to use and deadly in the right hands.

FireKiller87 wrote:

BNOISE wrote:

boytitan2 wrote:

New jikuns will suck cause no lag tackle. Derps dont notice yet =P.

This probably...
The chibi sorta show cases a new skill and it doesn't seem very effective...

But hey you never know.

If the new Jikun Long falls on her fancy-ass face, it's because 95% of the idiots who obtain her will scream "OMG I CANT LAGKUN TACKLE!!!!! sakfjbhkvfekjbnbnobivebnjdfnvisbv WTF THIS SUCKS" and junk her ass out of hand, probably ignoring the likely good stats, likely good core, 3s parts, etc etc etc.

The remaining 5% will find a way to make K Long epicly pro to use and deadly in the right hands.

change that 5% to 1%

95 + 1 =/= 100
redo ur maths

Rinrin wrote:

95 + 1 =/= 100
redo ur maths

99% of idiots will cry

1% will know what to do

Kitouski wrote:

Suguri wrote:

Verafice wrote:

I dunno. A jikun is a jikun. I don't think my body is ready for a world where Jikuns are actually good (besides pump gun hopper builds) I'm more interested in what C21 mecha or variants they're going to bundle in the gara, since I don't get top prizes anyway. (anything that could let me shake up my air raider builds a bit would be nice)

Jikun is fine, at least Long is. You just need to build her as a hybrid melee/gunner, which almost nobody does.

This. This. This. This. This and this. While I'm at it, this.

...I just realized, am I like... the only one who is going, "YEAAAAAA, I LUUUUUVVV JIKUNS, HURRY UP AND COME OUT." D:? Seriously, I've been running this commando more often then anything to get all the excitement out of me before the promotion is here,

Kinda hard to hyped up about something you know you're not going to get. Though, I do like Jikuns as a whole. The problem is tuning takes too long. Right now, I'm focused on Destructor, Lily, and Tesla. They're going to have to wait their turn.

LordShade wrote:

Rinrin wrote:

95 + 1 =/= 100
redo ur maths

99% of idiots will cry

1% will know what to do

inb4 cs garatroll cause not even 100 person to have kuten.
so 1 person > 1%

reVelske wrote:

Melees are there simply to scavenge frags off distracted players and clueless newbies, hence, worthless.

^This.

No,

That K. jikon long has some massive tits.
If you apply CB rule number 43. (Boobs = Power)
Then it becomes obvious that she's going to be powerful as fuck.

UncleBobbie wrote:

No,

That K. jikon long has some massive tits.
If you apply CB rule number 43. (Boobs = Power)
Then it becomes obvious that she's going to be powerful as fuck.

Melfi

Power = No

Someone go and fund FrozenEdge some RT so he can destroy the server.

LordShade wrote:

UncleBobbie wrote:

No,

That K. jikon long has some massive tits.
If you apply CB rule number 43. (Boobs = Power)
Then it becomes obvious that she's going to be powerful as fuck.

Melfi

Power = No

Melfi is a support, and she's one of the best supports.

So, rule 43 still applies here. Silly. c:

UncleBobbie wrote:

LordShade wrote:

UncleBobbie wrote:

No,

That K. jikon long has some massive tits.
If you apply CB rule number 43. (Boobs = Power)
Then it becomes obvious that she's going to be powerful as fuck.

Melfi

Power = No

Melfi is a support, and she's one of the best supports.

So, rule 43 still applies here. Silly. c:

Regina Winberrl would like a word with you...

UncleBobbie wrote:

LordShade wrote:

UncleBobbie wrote:

No,

That K. jikon long has some massive tits.
If you apply CB rule number 43. (Boobs = Power)
Then it becomes obvious that she's going to be powerful as fuck.

Melfi

Power = No

Melfi is a support, and she's one of the best supports.

So, rule 43 still applies here. Silly. c:

TBG says hi.

UncleBobbie wrote:

No,

That K. jikon long has some massive tits.
If you apply CB rule number 43. (Boobs = Power)
Then it becomes obvious that she's going to be powerful as fuck.

Then EVE,oh wait EVE is actually powerful,and this way we can't use packet because she is TOO POWERFUL
and please explain the case of winberrl and her variations

lwllw wrote:

UncleBobbie wrote:

No,

That K. jikon long has some massive tits.
If you apply CB rule number 43. (Boobs = Power)
Then it becomes obvious that she's going to be powerful as fuck.

Then EVE,oh wait EVE is actually powerful,and this way we can't use packet because she is TOO POWERFUL
and please explain the case of winberrl and her variations

Winberrl isn't OP.

knyx wrote:

lwllw wrote:

UncleBobbie wrote:

No,

That K. jikon long has some massive tits.
If you apply CB rule number 43. (Boobs = Power)
Then it becomes obvious that she's going to be powerful as fuck.

Then EVE,oh wait EVE is actually powerful,and this way we can't use packet because she is TOO POWERFUL
and please explain the case of winberrl and her variations

Winberrl isn't OP.

still they're good

lwllw wrote:

knyx wrote:

lwllw wrote:

Then EVE,oh wait EVE is actually powerful,and this way we can't use packet because she is TOO POWERFUL
and please explain the case of winberrl and her variations

Winberrl isn't OP.

still they're good

Breast size is a direct measure of OPness. Ivis can be a good bot but since she's a B-cup at most she's not OP. TBG can also be a good bot but it's a free lunch for anything in 1v1. Now AG and EVE are both masters of team and solo fighting.

KJL looks like a master of right click, no lie.

Also, given that the CHIBI VERSION has a Long Range Attack, we're looking at an EVE + Ivis Combo :O

But yeah, let's wait for thursday~

rei_hunter wrote:

Also, given that the CHIBI VERSION has a Long Range Attack, we're looking at an EVE + Ivis Combo :O

But yeah, let's wait for thursday~

U know shes gona sucks there will never be a bot as op as eve NEVER cs actualy learned from that mistake. Every other bot thats called op isnt achans a free frag and toychan is also. Every other so called op bot is just easier to use. There would be no achans if all airs usesd star dusts and minizooks.

boytitan2 wrote:

rei_hunter wrote:

Also, given that the CHIBI VERSION has a Long Range Attack, we're looking at an EVE + Ivis Combo :O

But yeah, let's wait for thursday~

U know shes gona sucks there will never be a bot as op as eve NEVER cs actualy learned from that mistake. Every other bot thats called op isnt achans a free frag and toychan is also. Every other so called op bot is just easier to use. There would be no achans if all airs usesd star dusts and minizooks.

I love to see how it pwns you and forced you to grab one yourself by the time it released.

priskern wrote:

boytitan2 wrote:

rei_hunter wrote:

Also, given that the CHIBI VERSION has a Long Range Attack, we're looking at an EVE + Ivis Combo :O

But yeah, let's wait for thursday~

U know shes gona sucks there will never be a bot as op as eve NEVER cs actualy learned from that mistake. Every other bot thats called op isnt achans a free frag and toychan is also. Every other so called op bot is just easier to use. There would be no achans if all airs usesd star dusts and minizooks.

I love to see how it pwns you and forced you to grab one yourself by the time it released.

Melee land hi meet my 3x vangaurd commando =).

boytitan2 wrote:

Melee land hi meet my 3x vangaurd commando =).

If you mean standard jikun, mbg, renny etc I may have been afraid of those, but, vanguard? Should I laugh or what? And implying you need 3 vanguard just to get rid of 1 bot is utter wtf.

boytitan2 wrote:

priskern wrote:

boytitan2 wrote:

U know shes gona sucks there will never be a bot as op as eve NEVER cs actualy learned from that mistake. Every other bot thats called op isnt achans a free frag and toychan is also. Every other so called op bot is just easier to use. There would be no achans if all airs usesd star dusts and minizooks.

I love to see how it pwns you and forced you to grab one yourself by the time it released.

Melee land hi meet my 3x vangaurd commando =).

I've been able to kick enemy Vanguards with my normal Jikun Long(although attacking from the front would be utterly stupid, I have been able to target them with Lock-on from behind, and then kick them before they bother to react. And no, my Long does not have Sniper Sight, thus alerting the enemy Vanguard to my presence. They still don't bother to turn around and slash me in half, when I'm obviously the easier kill.) If that's the condition that a lot of Vanguard players are in, imagine how bad they'll be against KJL.
You're also not factoring in the 1% of Jikun users that use ranged weapons, in which case Vanguard fails hard. I'll assume KJL has a ranged weapon slot for the sake of argument.

priskern wrote:

boytitan2 wrote:

Melee land hi meet my 3x vangaurd commando =).

If you mean standard jikun, mbg, renny etc I may have been afraid of those, but, vanguard? Should I laugh or what? And implying you need 3 vanguard just to get rid of 1 bot is utter wtf.

If u see vangaurd coming the persons using it wrong vangaurds the best assasin in game.

Always attack from behind for 3 hit kill if u time your melee right.


If I wana attack from front Id just use my hatigarm machine or k sheild viper shield core shield k sword hound dog am byne.he also has 515 hp things scary.

boytitan2 wrote:

priskern wrote:

boytitan2 wrote:

Melee land hi meet my 3x vangaurd commando =).

If you mean standard jikun, mbg, renny etc I may have been afraid of those, but, vanguard? Should I laugh or what? And implying you need 3 vanguard just to get rid of 1 bot is utter wtf.

If u see vangaurd coming the persons using it wrong vangaurds the best assasin in game.

Always attack from behind for 3 hit kill if u time your melee right.


If I wana attack from front Id just use my hatigarm machine or k sheild viper shield core shield k sword hound dog am byne.he also has 515 hp things scary.

You tuned Vanguard for HP?

Or are you talking about your Byne/Hatigarm