The Ultimate Epoch

(Of Ultimate Destiny):


Old Crocodagger was hoppin' around
Cosmic Ark like a big playground
When suddenly Fizalivan burst from the shade
And hit Crocodagger with a head grenade
Crocodagger got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Frac
Who proceeded to open up a can of Frac Fu
When Geograsis came out of the blue


And started blastin' Frac like it was no big deal
Then they both got flattened by the Rider of Steel
But before it could make it back to the Steel Cave
Hatigarm Assault popped out of the pave
and took a a big ol' delta vulcan out from under his slat
and blew Fizalivan away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Beam Gatling Gwyain came to save the day

This is the Ultimate Epoch of Ultimate Destiny
Mechas, Moe bots, and bazookas
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be?
This is the Ultimate Epoch
of Ultimate Destiny.

Crocodagger took a bite out of Gatling Gwyain
Like a bot with high TGH mowed down an ART line
and then Frac came back covered in a tire track
But Mighty Byne Girl jumped out and landed on his back
and Fizalivan was injured, and trying to get steady
when Hatigarm Assault came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his legs and he tripped
a Jikun Hu took him out with his kick

Then he saw Crocodagger sneaking up from behind
and he reached for a gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Fizalivan stole it and he shot and he missed
And Mighty Byne Girl deflected it with her fist
then she jumped in the air with her armor reduced
While Hatigarm Assault tried to short boost
onto Gatling Gwyain, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Vanguard pair

This is the Ultimate Epoch of Ultimate Destiny
Mechas, Moe bots, and bazookas
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be?
This is the Ultimate Epoch…

Angels sang out…
WIth an immaculate shine.
And down from the heavens…
Descended Mighty Byne.
Who delivered a punch…
Which could destroy Peru…
Into the crotch…
Of Jikun Hu.
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Fizalivan leveled and got Stun Regain
But Byne got past this sudden surprise
And crushed Fizalivan's head
In between his thighs.

Then Crimrose the Black, and Crimrose the White
and Lancerlot and all the Round Planet's Twelve Knights

and Izuna Kamui, Boiledeck EG
and Cowgirl Connie and Amateus Muchi,

Renny Lop, Sturbanger,
Alpha fags like Air Raider

Build Arm, Hatigarm
every hopping Accel Saber

AURA Seiron and the Blazed Baron
Lop, "The Clock," Toy Box, and Cetusion

All came out of nowhere lightning fast,
And they kicked Mighty Byne in his mighty ass.
It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw,
The citizens were looking on in total awe.

The fight raged on for a century,
many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Cannonballer in a bloodstained sweater.

This is the Ultimate Epoch…of Ultimate Destiny.
Mechas, Moe bots, and bazookas…as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be?
This is the Ultimate Epoch…
Of ultimate Destiny.

This is the Ultimate Epoch…of Ultimate Destiny.
Mechas, Moe bots, and bazookas…as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be?
This is the Ultimate Epoch…
Of ultimate Destiny.

This is the Ultimate Epoch…of Ultimate Destiny.
Mechas, Moe bots, and bazookas as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be?
This is the Ultimate Epoch…
Of ultimate Destiny.

This is the Ultimate Epoch…of Ultimate Destiny.
Mechas, Moe bots, and bazookas as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be?
This is the Ultimate Epoch…
This is the Ultimate Epoch…
This is the Ultimate Epoch…
Of Ultimate Destiny.


You know the tune.

Incase you don't know the tune. Sing along with the instrumental~

You have way too much time on your hands

so this is what you were doing the whole time you weren't posting lol



good lyrics btw

Nani kore o.O? random out of random creates more random o.O?

xzpwnz wrote:

You have way too much time on your hands

Nou.

Only part that took a decent amount of time was the rap part


gib me rt pl0c

Good read, I love well done re-madel lyrics

Quote :

As Fizalivan leveled and got Stun Regain
But Byne got past this sudden surprise
And crushed Fizalivan's head
In between his thighs.

This keeps cracking me up.

Now we need someone to animate this!

What is awesomeness is this?

You sir have won some internetz.

One of us totally needs to trick convince someone into singing this and throw it onto youtube. >_>

I'd do it myself but my voice sounds like an ogre imo.


(Of course with getting Raven's permission to use the song first)

Nisa has Approved.

Finally, something to read on General that doesn't drop my IQ into the negatives!

Good show old chap

This is some good reading.

Raven wrote:

(Of Ultimate Destiny):


Angels sang out…
WIth an immaculate shine.
And down from the heavens…
Descended Mighty Byne.
Who delivered a punch…
Which could destroy Peru…
Into the crotch…
Of Jikun Hu.
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Fizalivan leveled and got Stun Regain
But Byne got past this sudden surprise
And crushed Fizalivan's head
In between his thighs.

I love this part xD

Awesome shiz.

Epic luls if this is to be recreated in-game.

Completely awesome.

Now here's your next challenge:

Not sure if I have the ability to animate this, but it'd be fun to create a slide show of hand drawn pictures to this.

Neko wrote:

Not sure if I have the ability to animate this, but it'd be fun to create a slide show of hand drawn pictures to this.

And cover it. Place on Youtube.

Profit.

Let's do that...

Those lyrics are really difficult to say to the song. :E

EDIT: Specifically, "every hopping Accel Saber" That's like, 9 syllables in less than a second.

Ev-e-ry Sin-gle Pow-er Ran-ger.

Ev-e-ry Hopp-ing Ac-cel Sab-er.

9 and 9.