Corruptin' Wishes

Granted, but you now start feeding like a stoned "New Hero".

I wish the reward for reaching Rank 36 was the possibility to change the union and start from New Hero rank again.

Granted, but you can only do that by the cost of lossing all of your previous bots and start with the usual starter bots

I wish I can have an art bot with fast movement and moar aimed weaponry

Granted. You now have a King Megaton with 34 FLY, accel roll, and a Large Bazooka tuned with Great Rapid Beta, High Shooter, and Paralyze. But your TEC is at a barely passable 26.

I wish perpetual liars didn't exist in this world.

Granted, but they still exist in that parallel universe you came from.

I wish... HARD GAY INTERRUPTS FOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!

Granted but nobody feels interrupted at all.

I wish german pop music wasn't so bad v,v"

Granted, but still is not as awesome as the one Japanese made ^^;

I wish I had my crowning moment of awesomeness in several days from now...

syaondri wrote:

Granted, but a bug happened and your ouka went missing, several days later CB apologize and decided to give you a replacement human bot:
Herr Victor

I wish I can add more knowledge to my head ;-;

Don't be baggin on the male moes, man

Granted, except minutes later you do something so terrible that nobody ever cares about anything you do ever again.

;_;

I wish I had something to do during the day!

Granted, but it's really hard and you can't enjoy it.

I wish we had male, humanoid counterparts for the SUGOI quartet.

Granted, but their performance is far below the SUGOI girls.

I wish for ponies

We all know that this wouldn't keep me from using them.

Granted, but they're not associated with bronies, or MLP franchise.

I wish for more girls playing CB.

Granted, but they're all traps.

I wish Wolf Hikari wasn't busy so he could work on dem fan tags.

Granted, there are now so many females playing CB that C.$ shifted their target audience, resulting in a lot more male humanoid bots and less sluttier female moes.

... Actually I wouldn't mind having the latter part be true. Fanservice is really a pathetic attempt in getting players, especially when you blatantly try too hard with it.

You know what? I wish the game wasn't so fanservicy, or at least not make it painfully obvious, I like the moes and all (Not into mecha that much, I'm just in it for the gameplay) but I can't take 'em seriously.


Granted, he makes non CB related fan tags.

I wish the person above me wasn't a ninja. (Two games in one )

Granted, but unfortunately, the person above you is an assassin instead, and you're on his hitlist.

I wish I could master my drawing skills!

Granted. Your stick figure drawings are remarkable.

I wish my head didn't hurt. ;__;

Miko exactly pointed out why I wished for moar girl players!

Granted, but now you're butt hurt (you knew this would come, no?)

I wish white chocolate had less calories than the dark one TAT

Granted it now has negative calories and is banned by all governments

I wish school would stop crushing my hopes and dreams

Granted, it stops doing so, because you don't have any to begin with.

Wrong, i had 3 when i started high schools and it crushed two so far

I wish Zweibel would wish when he post here

Granted, I think Zweibel~san will wish on his next post, but of course his wish got corrupted '-'

I wish my wish wasn't corrupted '-'

Granted, instead your wish is warped and deformed beyond all recognition

I wish i had fabric to finish my neko hat TTATT

Granted, but the color isn't matching.

I wish my roomy didn't tickle me while playing CB.

Granted, instead of your roomate it some creepy million-year-old pedo

I wish i had a keyblade glider

Granted, but you're Daisy and can't ride it.

I wish I was a robot myself.

Granted, bot your bought by a gay guy to be his sex slave

I wish i could fund my otakuness

Granted, you fund your Hello Kitty obsession.

I wish I had a Wonder Bit.