Corruptin' Wishes

Adept Poster Posts : 775 Join date : 2011-09-21

You get a good free stuff, it is called "nothing"

I wish for for my wish to be corrupted

Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Fri Jul 27, 2012 8:06 am

Granted.

I wish for NyanPanda to exist.

Ace Poster Posts : 1918 Join date : 2010-06-09

granted, they exist but are too rare for this world.
the small population that exist are captured and made into precious furs.
their unique claws and skulls are kept and cleaned to preserve and study.

i wish to be 10 years old again.

Ace Poster Posts : 1045 Join date : 2011-06-13

granted, and kidnapped by pedobear

I wish to be a mahou shounen :3

Ace Poster Posts : 1918 Join date : 2010-06-09

granted, your destiny changes, you change, and you become a member an ensemble of mahou shounens known as "goddess guardians." you soon realize that the team takes orders from a being only known as "goddess." her first mission to test you is to destroy earth since they're a threat to the g. guardians. after much struggle and arguements, you pick up your cute weapon and get ready to fight against your group and save earth. it turned out that the threat on earth was you.

i wish i can wake up early enough each day to see the sun rise and take in all the beauty of it.

Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:55 pm

Granted, but when you wake up the sun is rising in japan

I wish for an EVE

Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:59 pm

Granted...but guess who's next on the nerf chopping block??

I wish for unlimited, incorruptible wishes!

*waits for the forum to implode trying to beat THAT one* Very Happy

Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Fri Jul 27, 2012 2:18 pm

Granted, but you need to wait 2000 years before you can use them

I wish Hatsune Miku was real

Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Fri Jul 27, 2012 2:20 pm

Granted, but she belongs to me.

I wish certain cosplayers didn't feel the need to starve themselves (I'm looking at you, Melfi).

Guest

Granted, but now they're all fat.

I wish that gummy bears were a main course meal.

(Did I do this right?)

Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Fri Jul 27, 2012 2:24 pm

Granted, all taste like crap but they You did it right

I wish for nothing(Try and corrupt that)

Adept Poster Posts : 782 Join date : 2011-09-27

Granted, you wished for nothing when rolling a gara and rolled blue ball.

I wish for unlimited blue ball works! #em3

Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Fri Jul 27, 2012 2:34 pm

Granted, but it all goes to me

I wish my ice cream would go a head and melt already

Adept Poster Posts : 782 Join date : 2011-09-27

Granted, but your mom re-freezes your melted ice cream for you.

I wish for a bottle of pepsi.

dbzfan922 wrote:: Granted, but it all goes to me

I'm totally okay with this lol

Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Fri Jul 27, 2012 2:41 pm

GRanted, but its filled with "new formula" coca cola

I the wish for this wish not to be granted

Adept Poster Posts : 782 Join date : 2011-09-27

Granted, you wished for nothing and got nothing.

...wait, so does this mean your wish has been granted? O_o

Anyways, I wish for world peace lol

dbzfan922 wrote:: GRanted, but its filled with "new formula" coca cola

I'm totally okay with this too! xDDDD

Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Fri Jul 27, 2012 2:48 pm

Granted, but american bring the world back to violance

I wish i was a soul reaper

Adept Poster Posts : 782 Join date : 2011-09-27

dbzfan922 wrote:: Granted, but american bring the world back to violance

Oh my god, that was so funny. You just made my day lol

Granted, but C.S.-chan turns you into Ninja instead.

I wish for a gigabit internet with unlimited bandwidth, so I can download everything I want in like 2 seconds. #em3

Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Fri Jul 27, 2012 2:55 pm

Granted, but 99% of every single download now has lots of porn that comes with said downloads.

I wish every gold-digger in the world was gone forever.

Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Fri Jul 27, 2012 2:56 pm

GRanted, but they all come back

I wish i could draw

wonjoon wrote:: Granted, but C.S.-chan turns you into Ninja instead.

I thought this thread was supposed to Corrupt wishes, not enhance them

Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Fri Jul 27, 2012 3:24 pm

Granted, but noody understands your pictures.

I wish I wasn't inhuman.

Ace Poster Posts : 1918 Join date : 2010-06-09

granted, but now you're way too human.
your emotions run wild with care and the brightest aspects of what the gods thought would make the best human.
sooner or later, you leave us because you gather that there is much in this world to do other than post in some silly forum.
we later found out that you held up a bank trying to rob them of their money to feed starving children.
you were shot in the process.

i wish to be with my bf right now.

Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Fri Jul 27, 2012 5:22 pm

Granted, your right hand will never leave you again Insert troll face here

I wish i could do parkour

Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Fri Jul 27, 2012 5:26 pm

Granted, but you die while performing your greatest trick ö.ö

I wish I had moar Rt ._.

Ace Poster Posts : 1918 Join date : 2010-06-09

granted, but cs decided to apply an rt tax for when you charge rt and all of you get after the rt tax is 30 rt.

i wish to be able to read minds.

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