Corruptin' Wishes

wish granted but your Japaneses name is so epic that once people try to spell or speak or write it out they will die from the epicness
and so now you are treated as the worlds top criminal

i wish to be able to speak/read/write Japaneses

Koao wrote:

wish granted but your Japaneses name is so epic that once people try to spell or speak or write it out they will die from the epicness
and so now you are treated as the worlds top criminal

i wish to be able to speak/read/write Japaneses

Granted, but you die from a heart attack the moment you do.

I wish I did not have to mess with my beard every morning. It always gets bed beard.

Granted, your beard is now gone and so is your other hair

I wish that eating fish is illegal

paulxmen wrote:

Granted, your beard is now gone and so is your other hair

I wish that eating fish is illegal

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... I normally shave my head but NOT THE BEARD! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Granted, but it is only illegal in a small tribal village you'll never even hear about in your life time.

I wish that village burned down.

wish granted too bad it was raining

i wish for time traveling powers so i can stop this thread from starting

Granted. You can time travel. In fact, your wish was so powerfull that EVERYONE can time travel. The catch is, it only works on way, and at a set speed. So we're all traveling into the future on a second per second basis.


I wish humanity would just get along with itself.

Granted. Humanity got on a bit too well and now the earth is overpopulated. It's raining babies.

I wish I saw what it was like when it rained men.

Granted, but since it started raining, the world became a bit too small for all of us to fit into

I wish that Reinforce II appeared IRL

Granted, Hayate Yagami then pops up, grabs her and casts dimensional transfer. She's real, but now she's gone.

I wish for giant laser beams.

Miliken wrote:

granted, the laser beams are too heavy though.
as you walk they make your legs shake and fall on top of you.


i wish that we're all see through

Granted, you are now a teenager.

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner, That is what I truly wish to be...

Mayhem wrote:

Granted, you are now a teenager.

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner, That is what I truly wish to be...

Granted, but once you because a weiner you get eated by a fat sweaty ugly caucasian man.


I wish Cosmic break didnt realease Ivis until the last day of REAL beta.

Desu wrote:

Mayhem wrote:

Granted, you are now a teenager.

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner, That is what I truly wish to be...

Granted, but once you because a weiner you get eated by a fat sweaty ugly caucasian man.


I wish Cosmic break didnt realease Ivis until the last day of REAL beta.

Granted, the past is changed and they do not release Ivis just yet. However, the game is then doomed and they give up on releasing it in English.

I wish for some Mtn Dew.

Mayhem wrote:

Granted, the past is changed and they do not release Ivis just yet. However, the game is then doomed and they give up on releasing it in English.

I wish for some Mtn Dew.

I would of though it would been worse but lol its good.


Your Mtn Dew accually lowers your sperm count and you are now unable to produce children.


I wish for some KFC

Granted but a certain type of race decides to run off with it

I wish for a good anime to watch xD

paulxmen wrote:

Granted but a certain type of race decides to run off with it

I wish for a good anime to watch xD

You watch a incredible anime, although its in russian and you are blind so you are unable to finish the series.

I wish i had a watermelon field.

Desu wrote:

paulxmen wrote:

Granted but a certain type of race decides to run off with it

I wish for a good anime to watch xD

You watch a incredible anime, although its in russian and you are blind so you are unable to finish the series.

I wish i had a watermelon field.

First off let me point out how many upsides there are to not being able to make someone pregnant... However I will not go there.

Granted, but the morning after you find it empty. You are also missing your bike.

I wish for metal... HEAAVVY METAL!

Miliken wrote:

granted, you get a one way ticket to midnight.
a midnight full of metal.
its too dark. and you can't really enjoy it.
it's metal though.


i wish for a great name

Granted, you are now known as Gorgoroth The Destroyer. However this name has given you attention and thus you were brutally murdered by an elite squad of gay ninjas who had their way with you before choking you to death... Note it was not intentional at least.

I wish for nothing.

Granted, but your wish ends up dividing by zero and destroying the entire universe.


I wish for a cotton field that had a group of people who worked for free.

Desu wrote:

Granted, but your wish ends up dividing by zero and destroying the entire universe.


I wish for a cotton field that had a group of people who worked for free.

Granted, but they impregnated your daughter.

I wish the game.

Mayhem wrote:

Granted, but they impregnated your daughter.

I wish the game.

Your comes true but you lose the game because you cannot wish for the game.
Simply because its the game.


I wish for a stick

Desu wrote:

Mayhem wrote:

Granted, but they impregnated your daughter.

I wish the game.

Your comes true but you lose the game because you cannot wish for the game.
Simply because its the game.


I wish for a stick

Granted, it spawns in your anus.

I wish for a stick

Mayhem wrote:

Desu wrote:

Mayhem wrote:

Granted, but they impregnated your daughter.

I wish the game.

Your comes true but you lose the game because you cannot wish for the game.
Simply because its the game.


I wish for a stick

Granted, it spawns in your anus.

I wish for a stick

Granted, it spawns in your dick hole.

I wish for a ball.

Desu wrote:

Mayhem wrote:

Desu wrote:

Mayhem wrote:

Granted, but they impregnated your daughter.

I wish the game.

Your comes true but you lose the game because you cannot wish for the game.
Simply because its the game.


I wish for a stick

Granted, it spawns in your anus.

I wish for a stick

Granted, it spawns in your dick hole.

I wish for a ball.

Awesome

Granted, it spawns in your mouth with the rest of them.

I wish something other than a ball.