Dealing with the CB community,how to not be a tryhard.

they have almost all the robots,they spend a lot of  and they give you a feeling that they are good.
most of them have a work(luckly no wife and kids to feed),while others survive with the papa bank.
they are easy to spot,after each gara they will always have 3 or 4 robots of the same gara 2 or 3 days after release(few get the robots at the release date).
-these specimens are easy to deal with,since most of them don't even have a keyboard(with rt bot,u don't need a keyboard to play),they don't talk,and they don't reply to your rage butthurt comments(they love it).
protip-THEY ARE NOT JEWS,the latter one rule your offer boards and the world,they will not waste time playing CB.

i don't know if they fit this description,seriousfags are the bipedal hairless monkeys that take the game too serious,again,they are easy to spot,and if you are a sperglord and don't known how to spot one,i will spoonfeed ya cuz i love ya.
1-they will talk shit about your gameplay after they get killed
2-they will blame your build and show ya a "better" one.
3-they rage easily(this one hit the spot)

And after satan created hell,he created a avatar,a magical entity with inhuman skills and warping abilities,we call them...indos.
---the United nations don't have enough Data to describe how these aliens survive with a feudal economy in the beggining of the 21 century,they are still studying how they warp at the speed of light and break dimensions.
most of them don't speak english,few ones rarely lag(UN claims it's  1% of indos population dat suffer from such Devolution)
1-they are above you,don't talk shit about them
2-they will warp and negate most damage
3-how they use their superpowers inside a game is beyond me.

the result of  numerous tests to replicate the indo superpowers inside a human body,the lagtino is a prototype living being that possess the unique ability to copy indos superpowers(they can only copy 50% of the indos superpowers),they were created to guide mankind to enlightenment.
1-most of them speak english,but the alpha versions speak spanish.
2-they create wartribes called clans and speak about why USA sucks.
3-they are not bad fellas but the "latino pride" is strange.

Godly beings that created the superpowers called "huheuhuehue","gibe moni plox" and "algum br aew?"
they are a special branch of the laggy indos,created to understand human behavior and their culture,tbe BRBRBR are all over the world.
1-they don't lag a lot
2-few speak english
3-portuguese and spanish are not the same shit
4-compared to lagtinos,they are more murican than their cousins lagtinos.
5-HUEHUEHUEHUE

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New Players
+Friendly
+Eager to learn
+Only wants to play
+Persistent
*Not going the way of the dodo against all odds.
*Ave, Caesar, morituri te salutant

-Brags a lot when doing well
-Inexperienced
-Dies a lot (no robots, no tunes)
-Gets easily frustrated (but not enough to quit the game...)
-Will never shut up
-First impressions make him hate the rest of the playerbase

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Old Players (in game cash source: actual money)
+Experienced
+Sometimes credit to team
*often stick to a couple of robots for "competitive" reasons
*Played for many hours, way, way too many hours

-Belittles rest of the playerbase
-Vindictive
-Often engages on clan circlejerks
-Usually seen roomhopping for some reason
-The reason flavor of the month garapons exists
-Is in it for the score
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Old Players (in game cash source: offers)
+Experienced
+Usually credit to team
+Usually carefree
*Spends more time earning the offers' rt than actually playing the game itself (setting up the autoclicker, vpn, posting on forums about it, etc)
*Masochistic, somehow enjoys grinding
*Most vocal, diverse part of the playerbase

-Usually won't care about his team
-Often engages on clan circlejerks
-Sometimes acts on an erratic behavior
-Is in it for the score
-Main source of complaints about foreigners

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Old Player (others)
+Experienced
+Often credit to team
+Doesn't care about his own score
*Some of them showed up to see what's up with the game after a long hiatus
*Sticks to few robots (won't or can't spend time or resources on new bots)
*Many don't play as much as the rest of the old players
*Why are they playing anymore?

-Will only do things his way
-Either becomes a parrot or a mime
-Usually experiences difficulty dealing with flavor of the month. Complaints ensue
-Usually room hops
-Sometimes found using joke builds and feeding

Joker
+Fun to have around
+Usually will give some of the farm
+Very good distraction. Often has the whole enemy team chasing him.
+Rarely room hops. Stays in the room afterwards
+Persistent
*The guy who tuned 40 wlk on a pepen, chibi, etc
*Hides behind a childish facade
*Farms a lot of items
*More of a result in a mood swing than an actual group of players

-Not so harmless when he unleashes 4 fire pillars on your team
-Often complains when he is killed
-Won't actually fight
-Takes a slot in your team

"Old school"
+Experienced
+Often is highly skilled with underwhelming, otherwise old robot builds
+Usually willing to help new players
+Persistent
*Rarely found playing something recent
*For all the frustration he has somehow always comes back for more
*Often adapts to flavor of the month at a lower pace than most players and still manages to do well

-Easy to provoke into a long, pointless argument
-Usually is attempting to trash talk the enemy team
-Sometimes his choice of robots ends in disaster (for his team's BP)
-Can barely tolerate ways of playing other than his'
-Often found preaching to the choir ranting about what's wrong with the game