COSMICBREAK PRO PLAYER TIPS

Strykerr wrote:

Remember to act like you are a God sent from the Heavens while playing CB. You are the best and everyone else sucks. Call people out when they die and tell them they suck, but when you die, it was cause of faggotry or luck.

lol naudha

Join TakeItEasy or Hollows if you're in WIZ.
Join LunarStorm or INNOVATOR if you're in BRD.
Join Infrared or Aegis of Avalon if you're in DOS.

WarioEAG wrote:

Strykerr wrote:

Remember to act like you are a God sent from the Heavens while playing CB. You are the best and everyone else sucks. Call people out when they die and tell them they suck, but when you die, it was cause of faggotry or luck.

lol naudha

Cause that's who I was referring to?? Right???

Strykerr wrote:

WarioEAG wrote:

Strykerr wrote:

Remember to act like you are a God sent from the Heavens while playing CB. You are the best and everyone else sucks. Call people out when they die and tell them they suck, but when you die, it was cause of faggotry or luck.

lol naudha

Cause that's who I was referring to?? Right???

Relict? wrote:

Take this thread seriously!

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Be sure to claim to "quit" CB and come back on another account.

Remember to use Great Tunes, they are +3 stats and you only need 1 slot. You can tune all your stats to 40 when you use them.

Eris, Sylvia, Ivis and other fagbots are not op because they have been nerfed, be sure to tell this thing in global chat whenever you can

haven't read any of this so I don't know if this is already in there but

Make sure to always run directly back to your team's heal group with you have pursuit bits following you, especially Lucca/Perse/Mialy bits, because they do the most damage to your team! If your team dies faster, that means the match ends faster and you get UC sooner so you can roll more UC DX Gara!

That_Wiesel_Guy wrote:

Be sure to claim to "quit" CB and come back on another account.

Don't forget to chase people and pretend you're not upset at all.

Winty wrote:

PRO PLAYERS ONLY

;)OwneD) wrote:

bark bark bark

Get the fuck out.

Also,

Force + G. Rapid Beta is a generic weapon tune combo that can be applied on almost every weapons.

Call people kid special because they don't have Eris like you do.

Be sure to imitate Japan in the most humiliating ways possible: "wwwwww", romaji, katakana, etc.

People will think you're super-cool!

kyarashotgun wrote:

Winty wrote:

PRO PLAYERS ONLY

;)OwneD) wrote:

bark bark bark

Get the fuck out.

Also,

Force + G. Rapid Beta is a generic weapon tune combo that can be applied on almost every weapons.

That's incorrect. Paralyze and Breaker are what you are thinking of

Bash each others' reputations then cry like a bitch when they bash my own, wait that's not pro logic, that's just the FF. Sorry about that folks!

kyarashotgun wrote:

Be sure to imitate Japan in the most humiliating ways possible: "wwwwww", romaji, katakana, etc.

People will think you're super-sugoi!

fixed that one up for ya~

Also, another pro tip, if people complain about the bots you are playing, ignore them, and laugh at their face all while calling them "jealous," and proceed to right click your way to victory!

That_Wiesel_Guy wrote:

Owned is the genius of CBEN. Ask him for build advice.

*blush* ikr -.-

Let a player on the enemy team kill all your teammates. This way they end up with 3-stars/crown on their head and give you lots more score when you frag them.

Make sure to spread your misunderstanding of game mechanics to other people in a satire thread making fun of people who misunderstand game mechanics

requesting lock

Winty wrote:

Make sure to spread your misunderstanding of game mechanics to other people in a satire thread making fun of people who misunderstand game mechanics

requesting lock

l0l u wan l0ck ur 0wn thred m8

WarioEAG wrote:

Winty wrote:

Make sure to spread your misunderstanding of game mechanics to other people in a satire thread making fun of people who misunderstand game mechanics

requesting lock

l0l u wan l0ck ur 0wn thred m8

yes. Certain people are incapable of understanding satire or accepting light-hearted criticism, and are intent on making everything about them. Additionally, there are people who simply don't understand satire at all, and lack knowledge of the game and are thus unable to grasp the humor present here. The original point is lost.

also you're a shitter

Winty wrote:

WarioEAG wrote:

Winty wrote:

Make sure to spread your misunderstanding of game mechanics to other people in a satire thread making fun of people who misunderstand game mechanics

requesting lock

l0l u wan l0ck ur 0wn thred m8

yes. Certain people are incapable of understanding satire or accepting light-hearted criticism, and are intent on making everything about them. Additionally, there are people who simply don't understand satire at all, and lack knowledge of the game and are thus unable to grasp the humor present here. The original point is lost.

also you're a shitter

I love you too 20account-sama

I fail to see how the fact that I play on 2 accounts is worth mentioning when you play on 4.

Winty wrote:

I fail to see how the fact that I play on 2 accounts is worth mentioning when you play on 4.

But I only play 2. And I was talking about you, don't tell me I hurt your felines?

Drop it.

Astral_Goddess wrote:

Drop it.

It's also your job to lock it, as requested by winty, do your job and stop allowing me to terrorize these children.