Most random thing you've seen or done today on CB?

>not 1080N0CH4INGU4RD

>resha voxes some people near my ps
>vox disappears
ok it's safe to go to ps
>you have suffered bullet jam and 50hp dmg
every frigging day

/dev/random wrote:

>resha voxes some people near my ps
>vox disappears
ok it's safe to go to ps
>you have suffered bullet jam and 50hp dmg
every frigging day

Ya reshas vox have been laggy as fuck lately, Nothing like useing hyper shot when chasing a land to all of a sudden have a circle around you and not be able to fire your main weap.

Ivis HD too hard.

It will be get harder as time passes, just like what happened to hoppers/seraphs back in 2010 til everybody met zero skill moes.

/dev/random wrote:

>resha voxes some people near my ps
>vox disappears
ok it's safe to go to ps
>you have suffered bullet jam and 50hp dmg
every frigging day

At least it's only 50 damage, and not 70-100.

Red-Brief J wrote:

At least it's only 50 damage, and not 70-100.

Well, I didn't pay attention to the damage, but it could have been 70.

>hit tree with melee
>does no damage
>3 times in a row
>a fucking TREE that is NOT MOVING

Leg lag laggy lock licky lack.

Red-Brief J wrote:

At least it's only 50 damage, and not 70-100.

That's like saying, "Yeah, so, I got raped in prison last month. Luckily it was by an Asian guy and not a black guy."

Try to roll weekly with UC>RT for swift jet
>got Synoris instead

my friend also get a Lux Legion
This reminding me of the Greek and Roman history i studying right now.

AnTi90d wrote:

Red-Brief J wrote:

At least it's only 50 damage, and not 70-100.

That's like saying, "Yeah, so, I got raped in prison last month. Luckily it was by an Asian guy and not a black guy."

Whats your point.

Spoiler:

BTW ALE can reach infinite height , as long as she has boost :Р
Still yet to find suitable weapon for her =__=

VeryMelon wrote:

>hit tree with melee
>does no damage
>3 times in a row
>a fucking TREE that is NOT MOVING

I feel that every day, and not only with melee.
Actually the best feeling comes when i melee exploding HAKU for 0 dmg =__=

Diabolical finds new and exciting ways to turn me on.

Spoiler:

Same for Harp.

Spoiler:

Red-Brief J wrote:

AnTi90d wrote:

Red-Brief J wrote:

At least it's only 50 damage, and not 70-100.

That's like saying, "Yeah, so, I got raped in prison last month. Luckily it was by an Asian guy and not a black guy."

Whats your point.

AnTi90 is obviousl refering to that racist cliche that asians have small penises compared to white guys, while black guys are supposed to have cocks as big as those of the apes they originated from.

I've heard that asian guys usualy fuck pretty long though, while black guys (at least here in germany) are said to be finished in less than 5 mins too often (ironically I never had a black guy before ö.ö)

Zwiebel Force wrote:

Red-Brief J wrote:

AnTi90d wrote:

That's like saying, "Yeah, so, I got raped in prison last month. Luckily it was by an Asian guy and not a black guy."

Whats your point.

AnTi90 is obviousl refering to that racist cliche that asians have small penises compared to white guys, while black guys are supposed to have cocks as big as those of the apes they originated from.

I've heard that asian guys usualy fuck pretty long though, while black guys (at least here in germany) are said to be finished in less than 5 mins too often (ironically I never had a black guy before ö.ö)

Are you a professional prostitute, can I get some?

>Eris hits my 21 TGH Sword Guard Stun Regain LND bot to do over 100 dmg + combo to kill it
>next game
>Eris hits my 3 TGH ART bot to do less than 50 dmg
(note, she used the same attacks)

... What? Reverse TGH?

Red-Brief J wrote:

Are you a professional prostitute, can I get some?

Sorry, I'm only into experienced, strong en. CB players can't be sexy to me

Zwiebel Force wrote:

Red-Brief J wrote:

Are you a professional prostitute, can I get some?

Sorry, I'm only into experienced, strong en. CB players can't be sexy to me

I'm a CB player + pot smoker, and a certified dick sucker. I have my resume.

Red-Brief J wrote:

Zwiebel Force wrote:

Red-Brief J wrote:

Are you a professional prostitute, can I get some?

Sorry, I'm only into experienced, strong en. CB players can't be sexy to me

I'm a CB player + pot smoker, and a certified dick sucker. I have my resume.

In that case I'd rather fiht 3* Haku w/ a Pepen.

Zwiebel Force wrote:

Red-Brief J wrote:

Zwiebel Force wrote:

Sorry, I'm only into experienced, strong en. CB players can't be sexy to me

I'm a CB player + pot smoker, and a certified dick sucker. I have my resume.

In that case I'd rather fiht 3* Haku w/ a Pepen.

My penis is 3* haku.

More like 3" Haku am I right?

Please don't have this dumb conversation again and keep things on-topic.

VeryMelon wrote:

More like 3" Haku am I right?

Oh god my sides

Got me 320 Rt and rolled the weekly:

1x'd:
1. Blue ball

5x'd:
2x Blue Balls.
1. Machinlet.
1. Thoarla Callisto (I'm so going to rename her into Jupitizer Europa)
1. Pepo Pucci Kirschtorte

Then I rolled Garapon Unit 1:

1x'd:

1 Blue Ball
1 Blue Ball
1 Blue Ball
1 A.L.E. Jiun Long (fickenfickenfickenfickenfickenfickenfickenfickenfickenfickenfickenficken).

Zwiebel Force wrote:

Got me 320 Rt and rolled the weekly:

1x'd:
1. Blue ball

5x'd:
2x Blue Balls.
1. Machinlet.
1. Thoarla Callisto (I'm so going to rename her into Jupitizer Europa)
1. Pepo Pucci Kirschtorte

Then I rolled Garapon Unit 1:

1x'd:

1 Blue Ball
1 Blue Ball
1 Blue Ball
1 A.L.E. Jiun Long (fickenfickenfickenfickenfickenfickenfickenfickenfickenfickenfickenficken).

>doing x1 rolls

lol