What if...?

So yeah, this is all about what if situations. You post a what if situation, and the next poster tries to answer to it.

What if I could program an rng application that allows me to rig rates of everything in cb?

Then please roll all the Rouches for me! I can keep it a secret!

What if a starving child carrying various (contagious) illnesses rang your doorbell?

Well, I wouldn't know if it was him unless I checked him... Kinda hard which to choose. Oh well, I'm already have illness anyway, so I'll just share him my food.

What if 2D world suddenly collides with real world?

I'll get my share of waifus and husbandos and the like, and establish my Valkyrie Household.

What if space travel becomes possible, and we started building colonies in space?

Then Macross or Susei no Gargantia.

What if everyone's status in society was determined by one's singing prowess?

Nothing would change.

What if mirrors didn't exist because our eyes weren't real?

I don't use them, so it doesn't matter

What if someone is behind you right now but you have just noticed after reading this?

I would be so embarrassed, because I was just picking in my nose o -o"""

What if my head never let's you go? sushi was illegal in the US?

Why would I care, I'm not from US, and I don't have any plans to go there, and although I don't hate sushi, I won't put them on my list of liked foods

What if the people around you are actually monsters (literal monsters) and you just managed to figure it out?

That'll make my life 100% more fun!

What if this world is overrun by AIs?

I would look for an AI with "Ai"

What if you are actually a lolicon/shotacon?

If im a Loli boy and with loli girl friend and this world everything become cute loli`s. i will say it`s a paradise.

what if you Have God power just like anime ?

Then I am Meduka and die for everyone.

What if your best friend was a gang member?

Depends on what that gang does, I'd take my action.

What if your life starts to become same as Rito Yuuki (the surrounds could be either female or male, any that you want)? Of course you cannot enjoy assuming you have a pure heart.

PANIC

What if you could be ONE of your favorite bots for a day?(Includes custom-made bots)

Booster Trouble everything with Payrocket-chan.

What if Noel grew boobs

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What if you can't do anything related to the Internet for the rest of your life?

I'll cry

What if Noel is actually a boy this whole time

WHAT A TWIST

What if you met your bot IRL?

I would hop and fly around town as a ZFN with Jet Accel BS. And then run out of BS ammo. ;_;

What if you had a teenage son, and found out he made someone pregnant?

Sarcastically give him a quick thumbs up, and a beating he'll remember.

What if the world is reversed?

I would find it interesting cause that would mean many things turning good(Or 'bad', since you know, reversed), such as having Konami not fucked up right now and me acutally being goo-
I mean, bad at Long Live The Queen.

What if lemons.

I'd soar the skies, reflecting the sun's rays with my red coating   

What if you could transform someone else into an animal (whom and which animal)?

I'd turn everyone I hate into butterflies. Don't ask me why.

What if you're a video game main character?

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If that game is a harem genre... I'd be happy... happier if the surrounds are cats~

What if you woke up and the first thing you see in front of you is...

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