Resha players, entertain me.

I'm bored and looking to 1v1 some Reshas. I don't really have any reasons beyond "regular arena is a shithole right now", but if you want me to make up some arbitrary reasons for you feel free to pick some out of this list:

-Practicing how to fight a Resha
-Proving how bullshit she is (I don't expect to win, she is conceptually the perfect one-on-one bot)
-Masochism
-Giving people a chance to beat the shit out of me
-Giving me a chance to beat the shit out of people
-Have fun challenging myself

Unless I get invited on some haku runs (I've only leveled like two bots for the campaign so far), I should be available for the next two hours.

None of them has been remarkable at arena before initium gara, so you'll spend the next two hours spamming haku,

Turkeysaur wrote:

None of them has been remarkable at arena before initium gara, so you'll spend the next two hours spamming haku,

I can think of a handful that were, but none of them are going to see this (nor would they be interested if I asked them in-game).

Oh well.

uh... can i fight you with my Resha?

No, Suguri...

You must build the perfect machine, one that shall end the threat of the zealot priest and the black-winged angel. One that shall bring peace through superior firepower. One that will not fail in reducing the zeroes, and any other OP moe that shall come after them, to nothing but ashes and cinders.

Do not tell me that this is an impossible task, son. This is your destiny. Only you can save the Ark from its impending doom. As a thousand religious zealots and angels rain fire and brimstone (and blue beams of death and giant swords of death and throwing spears of death) upon us, you shall spearhead our counterattack, to deliver a blow to their core. Unwavering, your shot shall pierce straight and true, crushing their shields with magnificent power. For you, Suguri, have been chosen not because you are bored (no, really), but because we know that you have the power.

Rise, my child, and smell the ashes. For this battlefield has been charred beyond recognition by those deceitfully beautiful creatures. However, the future can be better, but only if you take up the challenge. The end of the war is still far, and the path towards it is treacherous, but fear not, for we are all on your side. Take up the sword, and lead us down the path of glory! No more imbalance shall ever thrive, for our great hero shall banish them from this realm!

OMFG, necrio, that was truly a great speech

I've nearly completed a -theoretical- Pulsycait build that could at least stalemate a Vox Resha...but it would require me to have the Pulsardio Gamma 1st....

I haz it. ._.

if suguri does make ReshaxEris trollbot
I'll see you all going herp derp about it being more OP than a resha shooting you with vox and having and eris waiting for you to drop to the ground, Cs has given us this challenge for us to advance in our skills, we all need to find our true spirit, and find our owns ways to destroy resha and eris.
Cs just wants that, watch us become better players, though the way they did it was like throwing a child on a volcano and watch him climb his way back

Inb4 more people learn about seraph antihoming and dbmg and the fact Resha only got homing weapons.

DaneDroid wrote:

if suguri does make ReshaxEris trollbot
I'll see you all going herp derp about it being more OP than a resha shooting you with vox and having and eris waiting for you to drop to the ground, Cs has given us this challenge for us to advance in our skills, we all need to find our true spirit, and find our owns ways to destroy resha and eris.
Cs just wants that, watch us become better players, though the way they did it was like throwing a child on a volcano and watch him climb his way back

What about the people with Resha and Eris though?
Their skills are definitely not getting any better.

Don't we fight Resha 24/7 in arena anyway? D:

They are multiplying like gremlins, believe-me i think i saw 5 of them, not to mention i got gangr*ped by 3 eris at the same time!

necrio wrote:

No, Suguri...

-Insert godly speech here-

EN TARO SUGURI!!!

xMYx wrote:

They are multiplying like gremlins, believe-me i think i saw 5 of them, not to mention i got gangr*ped by 3 eris at the same time!

Heroes of Might And Magic?

SmileBrush wrote:

xMYx wrote:

They are multiplying like gremlins, believe-me i think i saw 5 of them, not to mention i got gangr*ped by 3 eris at the same time!

Heroes of Might And Magic?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gremlins