<Game> Drop and Die

It lands on me. I didn't know cards were that heavy.

I drop a unicorn that goes *Rawrz*

the unicorn raped me countless times while it Rawrz!!!!

dead from having mah **** ripped and mah ***** broke

i dropped horny loli

The loli tied me up, got me impotent and I died of over-exhaustion because she raeped me for 48 hours straight with no breaks.

I drop a naked (girl?) with a blanket covering (her?) crotch and chest.

LXE wrote:

The loli tied me up, got me impotent and I died of over-exhaustion because she raeped me for 48 hours straight with no breaks.

I drop a naked (girl?) with a blanket covering (her?) crotch and chest.

NOTE: That's not naked.

Said girl comes into my house, jumps on top of me, and starts raping me.
*HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH*
WARNING: Sexual overload detected.
I die after being raped for 7 days straight with no breaks. That hurts. A lot.

I drop naked Toybox Girl.

Oh my god, so cute!!!!! *starts to bleed a lot from my nose*
Toybox Girl: Why you?! *punches me hard*
Dead...

I drop a pervert Jikun Hu...

FireKiller87 wrote:

LXE wrote:

I drop a naked (girl?) with a blanket covering (her?) crotch and chest.

Said girl comes into my house, jumps on top of me, and starts raping me.

HEY, I DON'T RAEP AND LET ALONE, GUYS. PLUS, I'M DEAD.

RERAIL - Hu came into the Maid cafe I was working at, I served him and after that when I went to the toilet he...

I drop a dead pettanko maid wearing a ripped maid uniform, and covered in a suspicious white substance.

The white substance appears to be a modified cyanide and we die together....

awwww so sweet XD



I dropped the Ark of WIZDOM

quote="syaondri"]The white substance appears to be a modified cyanide and we die together....[/quote]You died with me?

Wizdom squashed me into pieces.

I drop an unrecognizable dead body.

Hmmm... What's this?
The dead body got up and I ran away, until I saw a lot of dead bodies who wanted my soul... HAAAAAAAAA!
Dead...

I drop LXE... :p

I fell from a really tall building and died.

I drop nothing that can kill.

This doesn't kill me dude...
Suddenly, my waifu appears and shoots me! I fainted!... And I died!...
Dead...

I drop a soul...

LXE wrote:

syaondri wrote:

The white substance appears to be a modified cyanide and we die together....

You died with me?

Wizdom squashed me into pieces.

I drop an unrecognizable dead body.

You're the petanko maid!? D:



the soul promised to pay a lot of rt for me if I let it have my vessel... so I gave it.... and realized...

I"M DEAD NOW DD:

AND THAT RT-S GOES TO WASTE


I drop a curse~

We already know what a curse does.

I drop a dead ninja (girl?) with a curse mark covering all over (her?) body.

Turns out that the dead ninja is actually a guy, and it's Uchiha Sasuke.
And he's not dead.

...Fuck.
*Gets hit by Tsukyomi*
*Gets hit by his Lv2 curse mark state*
-_-
I'm dead.

I drop Tetsusaiga.

Oups... Inuyasha is here!!!! Run Away!!!!
The Tetsusaiga "magically" followed and stabbed me...
Dead...

I drop a piece of junk...

That junk fell in the box, and when I opened that box...



I died from shock.

I drop a Dick in a box.

I was walking in my little field today (Which is now covered in snow) and I came across a curiously placed box, precariously positioned in just the right suspicious spot that I just had to open it.

I die from being freaked out by what was inside as it moved so fast I had no time to react before it jabbed me in the back of my head, rendering my nerves useless.

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I drop.... A piece of wheat.

I made bread out of it and I died from food poisoning.

I drop the key to the power so awesome that even the gods and goddesses would only dream of having.

Using the key, I open the door to infinity. Not being a suitable vessel for the powers laid within, I imploded from all the moe energy stored inside.

I drop solidified moe energy.

I swallowed it and turned into a girl.
Then Nisa F***** my brains out because I was loli...

I drop a girl's brains.

Consuming the girl's brain wasn't a very good idea,as it was actually a explosive.

I drop "qwrffjq"


(also,I r not lolicon)

Hmmm...? What the hell is that?...
(I stayed so much confused when I tried to guess what it was... Time passed... I died because I turned out to be very old...)
Dead...

I drop Nisa! xD

You really gotta stop dropping forum members randomly. They don't grow on trees you know!

Nisa rider kicks me while falling. The gravity assisted kick was a one-hit-sure-die-no-exceptions-no-fag-not-lagkick-super-insane-double-maximum-drive-final-vent-exceed-charge-lightning-sonic-rider-powa-moon-break-final-attack-scanning-charge-limit-break-double-double-confirm-win attack.

I drop a henshin belt.

It's funny to drop people!... xD LOOOL Just kidding...

Awesome! Going to transform into a Kamen Rider... KAMEN RIDER TRANSFORMATION!
(There was a lag in the belt and it exploded...)
Dead...

I drop a dead snake...

The dead snake fell with its mouth wide open. It latched onto my arm as I was walking by. Its venomous fangs sank into my skin. I died shortly afterwards.

I drop a snake skin.