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ToxicElixir
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| | Subject: Elixir's Cosmic Radio Fri Apr 29, 2011 2:34 pm | |
| I was bored (and possibly drunk at the time) so I parodied some random songs because, well, yeah.
Also Kudos to Raven: damnit you beat me to it D: was gonna post mine first. I'll just add mine here.
His thread: https://cosmicbreak.forumotion.com/t4473-the-ultimate-epoch
anyways lets start shall we? (may contain errors >.>)"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPncuS0E1yc"
40 STR and WLK and overdrive on Fencers
bright Ameteus flares and warm Toybox Girl missiles
big Stardust Cannons tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things
Cream shaded EVEs and cute-mini chibis
Brickgales of both colors and Auto Beam Rifles
Wild Penpens that fly in that mission with their wings
These are a few of my favorite things
Fangirls in swimsuits with various colors
New things dropping in quests and Arcantus
Silver white Crimroses that fly with wings
These are a few of my favorite things
When the LNDs bite
When the Beezles won't die
When i'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad
Silver haired Ivises that glow with red
These are a few of my favorite things
When the BP drops
When the healers are gone
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad
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"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSynDh_K0EE"
Oooooooh
Happy new update Cyberstep
Updates comes this time each week
Oooooooh
Well way over east where the earth shakes bad
There's a tale about updates that you've all been told
And real famous GMs all dressed with different bots
And they spend the whole year workin' out on the game
It's little old' Cyberstep
(Ooo, Cyberstep)
Yeah, it's Cyberstep
(Ooo, Cyberstep)
Just a little company they call Cyberstep
When they released the game with a EN version
People were all happy-dandy, playing around with lolis
And when the game went final, man, just watch them leave
It's little old' Cyberstep
(Ooo, Cyberstep)
It's, little old' Cyberstep
(Ooo, Cyberstep)
Run run UC players
Run run UC players
Run run UC players
Run run UC players
GMs don't miss no one
And haulin' through the updates at a sluggish speed
With a half a thousand people rolling Gara endlessly
GMs gotta solve the quirks 'cause the complaints really rise
But the're crushing the players' hope with many surprise
It's little old' Cyberstep
(Ooo, Cyberstep)
It's, little old' Cyberstep
(Ooo, Cyberstep)
Ooo, Happy new update little Cyberstep
Update comes this time each week
Ooo, Happy new update little Cyberstep
Update comes this time each week
Ooo, Happy new update little Cyberstep
Update comes this time each week
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"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m7SldTq8CY"
No one ever (ever) fixes this game
Trying to keep playing (playing), not a lot to do around here
I thought I would go out my mind and ragequit until a clanmate told me the news
He said "Hey you know that Garapon Unit 2, right beside 1 and 3?
Well, the GM's junked it and on the spot they're gonna put a garapon where we can't get no blues or tunes"
Since then i've been accel rolling as AIR (AIR)
I can barely beat Gigans or get some tunes
'Cause i'm so excited and I really don't care
I've been waiting since last week
For this update to finally arrive
I'm so happy (happy) now just to be online
'Cause any minute now i'm gonna be spinning gara
Well, I hope they update soon
I can't wait (no I) I can't wait
(oh when) When are they gonna finish maintenance?
I'm spinnin' (yes i'm) spinnin', i'ma spin that
Spinnin' the (new) gara i'm spinning, really goin' to spin that
(new) i'm goin' to the (new) oh yes, i'm spinning the New Garapon
In my desk, idled around overnight refreshing the launcher, then as soon as the update loaded
I pressed my face right up against the screen
You know I had to be first to roll
Gonna get all the golds and maybe a silver
Want'a a pair of each bot, one for parts and other' to play
See those fangirls? very very soon
All of them will be all mine
GMs with usernames checking the codes
Lines of players to buy RT that go on for miles and miles
Brand new weapons stored in those brown-green balls
All arranged from good to shit
And they're doing the special stunt like they said, there's a great big sign on the site, it says:
The new gara will contain no tune mats at all
I can't wait (no I) I can't wait
(oh when) When are they gonna finish maintenance?
I'm spinnin' (yes i'm) spinnin', i'ma spin that
Spinnin' the (new) gara i'm spinning, really goin' to spin that
(new) i'm goin' to the (new) oh yes, i'm spinning the New Garapon
I'm spinnin' (yes i'm) spinnin', i'ma spin that
spinnin' the (new) gara i'm spinning, really goin' to spin that
(new) i'm goin' to the (new) oh yes, i'm spinning the New Garapon
Would you look at all that shit...
They got Geograsis F-types, Crocodaggers, Chain Vulcans, Shino Exroads, Misty hollows, Contradicts, Gywain BG and Pacifar BR,
B.Rinas,Pyscho Clusters, Auto Beam Rifles, Beetlanders, tune ups in weekly gara, even more variants of Izuna,
Garulabirds, Saggitary Maxis II and Aquila Mk. 2, annoying ass bots like Toybox Girl, manly byne girl: give her a whirl, tentacle rape with Squidol girl, and Aquila girl
I can't wait (no I) I can't wait
(oh when) When are they gonna finish maintenance?
I'm spinnin' (yes i'm) spinnin', i'ma spin that
Spinnin' the (new) gara i'm spinning, really goin' to spin that
(new) i'm goin' to the (new) oh yes, i'm spinning the New Garapon
I'm spinnin' (yes i'm) spinnin', i'ma spin that
Spinnin' the (new) gara i'm spinning, really goin' to spin that
(new) i'm goin' to the (new) oh yes, i'm spinning the New Garapon
I'm spinnin' (yes i'm) spinnin', i'ma spin that
Spinnin' the (new) gara i'm spinning, really goin' to spin that
(new) i'm goin' to the (new) oh yes, i'm spinning the New Garapon Will add more later when not sleepy
EDIT: herp derp, grammatical errors ahoy, fixing.
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| | | | TiadongIII
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| | Subject: Re: Elixir's Cosmic Radio Fri Apr 29, 2011 3:19 pm | |
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| | | | LazerRazer
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Age : 33
Location : Sweden
| | Subject: Re: Elixir's Cosmic Radio Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:24 pm | |
| U can't hop like this
Can't touch this
My, my, my beams hits me so hard
Makes me say "Oh my God!"
Thank you for showing me
With a LND bot to hop with two twitchy feet
It feels good, when you know you're down
A super hop bot owning and keeping your score down!
And I'm known as such
And this is a frog lander, uh, you can't touch
I told you ARTboy ( can't touch this)
Yeah, that's how we hopin' and you know (can't touch this)
Look at my scores, man (You can't touch this)
Yo, let me bust the funky zooks (can't touch this)
Fresh new dash, tune up!
You gotta like that, now you know you'll some pwn Bots
So move, outta my streakin'
And find a fly bot to catch this beating!
While I'm trolling, hold on
Hop around a little bit and let 'em know it's strafing going on
Like that, like that
Coldhearted in the arena so don't let them back
Let 'em know, that you're too much
And this is a hopper, uh, you can't touch
Yo, I told you (can't hit this)
Why you standing there, man? (can't hit this)
Marill, sound the bell, newbs just got in, sucka (can't hit this)
Give me an AIR, or an ART'm
Make 'em sweat, that's what I'm giving 'em
Now, they know
You talking about the Hopper you talking about a death
That's hype, and tight
Healing supporters are sweating so pass them a wipe
Or a rape, and hit
What's it gonna do is take you to the top of the list
This tac? Legit
Either get RT or you might as well quit
That's word because you know...
Can't touch this
Can't hit this
To break it down! (Music breaks down) Stop, Hopper time!
Go with the fotm, it is said
That if you can't learn to hop like this then you probably are dead
So wave your zooks and make the bicker
Bust a few moves, run your finger through your trigger
This is it, for a winner
Hop to this and you're gonna get richer
Move, slide, dash your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the hop, hop, hop
Yeah... (can't touch this)
Look, man (can't hit this)
You better get hype, boy, because you know (even the you can't touch this)
Leave the team, noobs back in (they can't kill this)
Break it down! Stop, Hopper time!
Can't touch this
Can't hit this
Can't kill this!
Break it down! (Nice LGs, Hopper) Stop, Hopper time!
Every time you see me
The Hopper just used hype
I'm dope on the score and I'm magic on this trick
Now why would I ever stop doing this?
With others making ARTs that just don't hit
I've toured around the world, from Barracks to maps made by you
It's "Hopper, lame Hopper, OP Hoper, L2P Hopper"
And the rest can go QQ
Can't hit this
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| | | | Nisa
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| | Subject: Re: Elixir's Cosmic Radio Fri Apr 29, 2011 8:36 pm | |
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