The opposite gender thread~

Hello my lovelies! I thought this would be "interesting" to bring up
What would you do if you woke up one day to find that you've been changed to the opposite gender?
It's not just for a day either but for a year!

As for me, if I became a guy I would... Be a kawaii guy literally a kawaii guy.
Like be stylish as a d00d, I would fall in love with both genders really :U
And just mess around for a whole year. What about you?   

DEEP♂DARK♂FANTASY

Nothing changes.

I have zero empathy for female problems, I think I'd try to understand that.

Ooooh! And I'd make a Shana cosplay!

B-but Shana is white!

masturbate

(no change)

EXNova wrote:

B-but Shana is white!

She looks indian to me and fair skin is the pride of all omen, so I'd use fair cream anyway~

ziix wrote:

DEEP♂DARK♂FANTASY

this

I guess walking would be a lot more comfortable?

Nilla wrote:

I guess walking would be a lot more comfortable?

O-Oh my.

I would wear boxy blazers. With jean shorts or something.
I'd have fun with tights and a-line skirts.
Since my hair is really short right now, I'd have to wear a wig.  Ponytail on most days.
During autumn and winter I'd wear cardigans where the sleeves are slightly long and covers my hands.
During spring and summer I would probably wear t-shirts.
I wouldn't be afraid to record myself trying to dance and sing to a song so I could upload it online.

I'd still probably swear a lot, though.

Cosplay would be a lot more friendlier, too.

I'd become a damned lazy-bean.. and hang out with my "Incredible Hulk aunt." (She's been a damned lazy-bean since I was a kid.. the bull-dyke variety.. complete with muscles and a mullet.. she's kicked the asses of several men.)

AnTi90d wrote:

I'd become a damned lazy-bean.. and hang out with my "Incredible Hulk aunt." (She's been a damned lazy-bean since I was a kid.. the bull-dyke variety.. complete with muscles and a mullet.. she's kicked the asses of several men.)

That is very scary. ;_; I also forgot to mention, if I was a guy I would cut off my penis because penises scare me. :U (I'm kidding)

You could always just date Lorena Bobbitt

Immediately go through surgery to obtain a penis

Gotta become futa somehow

I'd definitely have to learn how to give footjobs. With stockings or tights on, though. 

Oh, and cute shoes. Can't forget those.

And one-piece dresses. And a strawhat (lol) so I can do morning strolls.

Nancy wrote:

AnTi90d wrote:

I'd become a damned lazy-bean.. and hang out with my "Incredible Hulk aunt." (She's been a damned lazy-bean since I was a kid.. the bull-dyke variety.. complete with muscles and a mullet.. she's kicked the asses of several men.)

That is very scary. ;_; I also forgot to mention, if I was a guy I would cut off my penis because penises scare me. :U (I'm kidding)

Explains a lot.

Masturbate

It would fucking suck. I'd have to get so many new clothes. = -='

Shai wrote:

It would fucking suck. I'd have to get so many new clothes. = -='

That's part of the fun though!

Shai wrote:

It would fucking suck. I'd have to get so many new clothes. = -='

I never had any problems fitting into to female clothing as a man, I don't see why you would.

1 year as the opposite gender?

Research a way for it to be like Ranma 1/2 nonsense instead o 3o

Else, nothing really changed.

Winty wrote:

Shai wrote:

It would fucking suck. I'd have to get so many new clothes. = -='

I never had any problems fitting into to female clothing as a man, I don't see why you would.

I don't think my current clothes would look well if I became male. I'd look extremely homosexual.