Most random thing you've seen or done today in real life?

Relict? wrote:

This is more up boytitan2's alley in regards to sense of values and humor.

My side hurts from laughing. Tho some people would pay more due to the stains no joke.

I am now going to go kill myself for my also just as shit taste of humor.

AnTi90d wrote:

Koiro wrote:

Why do I keep thinking that's a Dave Chapelle joke

..but.. it's a black couch. The only way to fuck it up is to bleach it or cut it.

White couches are the devil. You can't sneeze in the same room as one without staining it.:

^Is this a guy or a girl? It's been bothering me for well over an hour now.

went on 35 hours without food... aside from a marshmellow easter choco and a few oreo cookies. Work work work...

That's Dave Chappelle doing a Rick James (the old 1970's singer) impersonation in his sketch where Eddie Murphy's brother talks about his interactions with stars in the 1980's.

Rick James was coked up and went to Eddie Murphy's house and did that while screaming, "Fuck your couch, nigger," and, "They should have never given you niggers money."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3rPfWqfc8

-----edit-----

Whoops, that video only has the candid Charlie Murphy interviews.

Here's the scene from the GIF.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLFIUF9I6nQ

Question! Question! Why do Elitist exists??

been dealing with one since 2 weeks ago....and I'm starting to actually feel anger again

EXNova wrote:

AnTi90d wrote:

Koiro wrote:

Why do I keep thinking that's a Dave Chapelle joke

..but.. it's a black couch. The only way to fuck it up is to bleach it or cut it.

White couches are the devil. You can't sneeze in the same room as one without staining it.:

^Is this a guy or a girl? It's been bothering me for well over an hour now.

http://femburton.tumblr.com/post/45818091350

reVelske wrote:

went on 35 hours without food... aside from a marshmellow eater choco and a few oreo cookies. Work work work...

加油, 加油
但是多保重.

WiFi wrote:

Question! Question! Why do Elitist exists??

been dealing with one since 2 weeks ago....and I'm starting to actually feel anger again

Because they are miserable existences and want to make at least one aspect of their life not suck.

My condolences for dealing with such a person.

EXNova wrote:

Koiro wrote:

Why do I keep thinking that's a Dave Chapelle joke

Note the webcam on the desk. Specifically where it's pointing.

...

GODDAMIT

Koiro wrote:

EXNova wrote:

Koiro wrote:

Why do I keep thinking that's a Dave Chapelle joke

Note the webcam on the desk. Specifically where it's pointing.

...

GODDAMIT

It's okay, not many people here got it, I think.

You just ain't on our level yet.

Consider yourself pure, Koifish. It's not a bad thing.

yet

I see maybe I should ask the osu admins to make an ignore button ....(currently being haunted)

Nope relict I'm not sophisticated at all. I basically grew up as country bumpkin (hence why the need for a small garden) and when my family moved from Singapore to America, I lived the rest of my teen years in school near LA. I didn't enjoy tea or coffee til I started working. I started with instant stuff at first. Then when one of my old pal came over one day with Hana, they asked " why are u drinking instant make it yourself tea?" He went back to his house, grabbed the tea leaves he had been storing, and introduced me to how good tea is if u make it yourself. Soo I tried what he did with coffee and I have to say "fuck instant shit, I rather grow my own tea leaves and make it myself". Unfortunately no more space for coffee plants sooooooo I just import them.

/rant

Ugh wow that was long.

Your old pal is smart ...a must meet I prefer juice though

I woke up and the temperature is less than 32F, (0C,) again.

There is snow outside, again.

I'm blaming you, Koiro, again.

AnTi90d wrote:

I woke up and the temperature is less than 32F, (0C,) again.

There is snow outside, again.

I'm blaming you, Koiro, again.

Lets kill Koiro it is 6F here.In fucking march march is normally weather I can go no coat in and just where a hoodie. Koiro has to die.

That sounds like a good idea, W.IF. Punks like that ruin everything.

Oh, I see, Xiao. It's okay, you're still cool, imo. Your friend had a good idea.

Shai wrote:

Spoiler:

Holy shit.. I want one!.. Even if it can't control its bowels..

EXNova wrote:

Consider yourself pure, Koifish. It's not a bad thing.

yet

I don't know if I can because I looked at it AGAIN and I think I get it.

And I never wished for any snow D:.

Koiro wrote:

EXNova wrote:

Consider yourself pure, Koifish. It's not a bad thing.

yet

I don't know if I can because I looked at it AGAIN and I think I get it.

And I never wished for any snow D:.

We must use you as a offering to appease the snow god.

boytitan2 wrote:

Koiro wrote:

And I never wished for any snow D:.

We must use you as a offering to appease the snow god.

Blood!.. We must have blood for the snow gods!..

Spoiler:

3 days ago I saw a cute korean walking around my building.

Today I found out he lives in my building.

I'm pretty sure this is like a test to see if I can control myself. I will not fail.

went to YT, Error 500, wtf. When it finally worked, I searched for videos of underwater brine poos, but didn't find any good ones. Too bd, I wanted to show someone who doesn't believe me.

Mie wrote:

3 days ago I saw a cute korean walking around my building.

Today I found out he lives in my building.

I'm pretty sure this is like a test to see if I can control myself. I will not fail.

Cool story.

boytitan2 wrote:

Mie wrote:

3 days ago I saw a cute korean walking around my building.

Today I found out he lives in my building.

I'm pretty sure this is like a test to see if I can control myself. I will not fail.

Cool story.

Get off my diiiiiiiiiiiick

Spoiler:

Mie wrote:

boytitan2 wrote:

Mie wrote:

3 days ago I saw a cute korean walking around my building.

Today I found out he lives in my building.

I'm pretty sure this is like a test to see if I can control myself. I will not fail.

Cool story.

at least I can spell

And no fucks were given that day.

Also eww you have a dick.