Most random thing you've seen or done today on CB?

ah yes
the old
post funny pictures rather than making an actual point
because you have no actual point
a classic internet maneuver

i don't think i've ever seen anyone wouldn't turn to look at incoming projectile, be it real life or games

i
CLEARLY
started out with
i think it sucks but if you can prove it doesn't i'll change my mind
footage is also pictures
but you have this thing when you talk
just being a   . you're right, no doubt, it's excellent anywhere you'd put a buckler.
you're not wrong, you're just an ass

and

Stickboy wrote:

i don't think i've ever seen anyone wouldn't turn to look at incoming projectile, be it real life or games

that is the single most counter-intuitive thing i've ever heard.
"is something coming at me? better not turn around and run, sit still and get dead!"

you turn towards it and walk/hop backwards
back hits do more damage why would you present your back to projectiles

Winty wrote:

you turn towards it and walk/hop backwards
back hits do more damage why would you present your back to projectiles

was talkin bout real life.

Dylan is so much fun. I have no idea why no one's using him, just because he's fat. :v

Moghul wrote:

was talkin bout real life.

actually same shit happens. Someone says "HEY NERD" and throws a basketball at you, you first turn towards to sound to see who is yelling, and then get hit in the face with the ball. It's human instinct to investigate the sound.
Actual lethal projectiles wouldn't give you time to react anyway so the point there is autism.

Winty wrote:

Moghul wrote:

was talkin bout real life.

actually same shit happens. Someone says "HEY NERD" and throws a basketball at you, you first turn towards to sound to see who is yelling, and then get hit in the face with the ball. It's human instinct to investigate the sound.
Actual lethal projectiles wouldn't give you time to react anyway so the point there is autism.

do people still call other people nerd?

anyway, when you hear a sound you investigate
when you know it's coming (like 30 dodgeballs coming towards your over-fed stomach), you turtle and/or run.

Akane PR lightning gun is kinda... weird.

I like the weapon, but there's some shit that I can't see why they are there.
It uses 2 ammo per usage, it does make the sound of 2 cannons firing (probably the client derping and not making both at the same exact time), but then the damage is of a single hit. Unless it works like that art with the charge railgun BS, which deals less damage when it's not charge and the described force when charge, the damage values still doesn't really make much sense.

And this isn't the first lightning gun that I find that it's dealing less damage than it should.

And lately I've been liking this charge type of weapons. Maybe I should make a charge beam cannon bot.

Edit: Thoarla AM4 does the same. Tec tables says that at 26 tec with a G Force tune it should deal 49 damage, it does 43~44. That's the damage for 16~18 tec.
Monica Wing Lightning Gun also does the same. Welp, lightning guns aren't dealing as much damage. D;

Someone requested I put these here so here.

God is a Cat Girl wrote:

Akane PR lightning gun is kinda... weird.

I like the weapon, but there's some shit that I can't see why they are there.
It uses 2 ammo per usage, it does make the sound of 2 cannons firing (probably the client derping and not making both at the same exact time), but then the damage is of a single hit. Unless it works like that art with the charge railgun BS, which deals less damage when it's not charge and the described force when charge, the damage values still doesn't really make much sense.

And this isn't the first lightning gun that I find that it's dealing less damage than it should.

And lately I've been liking this charge type of weapons. Maybe I should make a charge beam cannon bot.

Edit: Thoarla AM4 does the same. Tec tables says that at 26 tec with a G Force tune it should deal 49 damage, it does 43~44. That's the damage for 16~18 tec.
Monica Wing Lightning Gun also does the same. Welp, lightning guns aren't dealing as much damage. D;

weapons with 2 part shots(projectile + AoE) count as 2 hits and apply tough reduction on a single number damage result, resulting in less damage than displayed force.

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i love ceeb

Koiro wrote:

Spoiler:

Someone requested I put these here so here.

what the fuck?
how?
and why?

Winty wrote:

God is a Cat Girl wrote:

Akane PR lightning gun is kinda... weird.

I like the weapon, but there's some shit that I can't see why they are there.
It uses 2 ammo per usage, it does make the sound of 2 cannons firing (probably the client derping and not making both at the same exact time), but then the damage is of a single hit. Unless it works like that art with the charge railgun BS, which deals less damage when it's not charge and the described force when charge, the damage values still doesn't really make much sense.

And this isn't the first lightning gun that I find that it's dealing less damage than it should.

And lately I've been liking this charge type of weapons. Maybe I should make a charge beam cannon bot.

Edit: Thoarla AM4 does the same. Tec tables says that at 26 tec with a G Force tune it should deal 49 damage, it does 43~44. That's the damage for 16~18 tec.
Monica Wing Lightning Gun also does the same. Welp, lightning guns aren't dealing as much damage. D;

weapons with 2 part shots(projectile + AoE) count as 2 hits and apply tough reduction on a single number damage result, resulting in less damage than displayed force.

edit:
i love ceeb

The only problem is other weapons with 2 part not doing the same. And it shouldn't deal less damage at all, because the AoE should be applied after the main shot, which shouldn't get affected by the reduction. But hey, this is CS, dumb shit is bound to happen.

why should it not be applied
tgh kicks in when things are hit by multiple sources of damage
one source of damage is the main body of the shot
one source of damage is the AoE explosion

some weapons seem to not care and function properly with this, while others fuck up and don't output proper force numbers. Generally I find things that are double beam are much more consistent in fuckup, though there is also the icy glitch where she just randomly gets this and it utterly rapes her damage.

Winty wrote:

why should it not be applied
tgh kicks in when things are hit by multiple sources of damage
one source of damage is the main body of the shot
one source of damage is the AoE explosion

some weapons seem to not care and function properly with this, while others fuck up and don't output proper force numbers. Generally I find things that are double beam are much more consistent in fuckup, though there is also the icy glitch where she just randomly gets this and it utterly rapes her damage.

Because applying it to the first hit isn't how tgh reduction is meant to work.

it's not applying it to the first hit, it's giving you a single damage number for both parts.
like AG blaster doesn't show 5 damage numbers when you shoot someone right
same thing here.
i believe the part with some weapons having inconsistencies come from which part of the shot lands "first." Some weapons are coded so that the same part will always hit first and thus always have consistent damage, while others don't care and will fuck it up.

Winty wrote:

it's not applying it to the first hit, it's giving you a single damage number for both parts.
like AG blaster doesn't show 5 damage numbers when you shoot someone right
same thing here.
i believe the part with some weapons having inconsistencies come from which part of the shot lands "first." Some weapons are coded so that the same part will always hit first and thus always have consistent damage, while others don't care and will fuck it up.

Except the value for both parts pretty much says that the projectile damage was dealt after the AoE, else the damage would be higher, not lower.

1st hit + (2nd hit - tgh reduction)
On multi hit the game should decide which value should be at full damage and apply the reduction to others.

More like simultaneous hits like AG core blaster consolidate themselves into a single damage number (You see 35 damage on a x2 EIW 7 force AG blaster getting all of its hits in instead of a 5-cluster of 7s for damage).

FC Nova is a good example of TGH reduced damage. First hit goes in, BAM, tgh reduction fucks the rest of the aoe gravity explosions' damage output. That's why despite an FC having a 40tec 60force Nova subweapon it can't really put out a decent amount of damage on a single tanky target, because the hits don't deal the damage simultaneously.

I believe that 2 part weapons fuck it up in that the AoE sometimes deals the first hit instead of the actual projectile. Some weapons like Icy cannon explode upon reaching maximum range or getting clipped by close proximity of a bot's hitbox, that means there is a possibility that the AoE damage gets dealt first instead of the actual projectile, which deals damage second, with TGH reduction kicking in. And we all know a lot of AoE damage effects are reduced compared to their actual projectiles. That's fucked up coding, dear gentlemen.

On another note, all I did today was draw CB tits, finish Eris mate mission for a Beta Harmonic, then draw tits again.

#CBoring

I still don't know why the sum of damage dealt in a small amount of time is still being mentioned.

Steffan wrote:

this adds up to mean you have a very good shield, provided you know how to use a fucking shield.

Moghul wrote:

how the f do you angle a shield?

Moghul wrote:

you make it sound as if it's a weapon to aim

Steffan wrote:

which most people don't, somehow.

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I still don't know why the sum of damage dealt in a small amount of time is still being mentioned.

One number is easier to read than five.

Astral_Goddess wrote:

Dylan is so much fun. I have no idea why no one's using him, just because he's fat. :v

Plenty of people use him.

Whether they are good at using him is a different story.

Steffan wrote:

Steffan wrote:

this adds up to mean you have a very good shield, provided you know how to use a fucking shield.

Moghul wrote:

how the f do you angle a shield?

Moghul wrote:

you make it sound as if it's a weapon to aim

Steffan wrote:

which most people don't, somehow.

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I still don't know why the sum of damage dealt in a small amount of time is still being mentioned.

One number is easier to read than five.

aaaaaaaaaaaand that's not what I'm questioning.

did you all realise this ?

Spoiler:

They said it was an event, so I'd expect them to go away at some point o 3o

Melfi is 'Limited Time'. It's just that 'Hot!' has replaced the message.