Most random thing you've seen or done today in real life?

My cat bite my pinkie when I tried to pet her head

Luckily no wounds were made

Magna.Zero wrote:: My cat bite my pinkie when I tried to pet her head

Luckily no wounds were made

well i got my nipple poked, www

Magna.Zero wrote:: My cat bite my pinkie when I tried to pet her head

Luckily no wounds were made

You must bite it back. Establish dominance before it thinks it rules you.

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I fucked my back up lifting shit, yesterday. I took some Nyquil at 1am to get to sleep, but it wore off at 7am and I woke up.

All hail the electric heating pad.

(My brain doesn't work this early. I feel intoxicated.)

I had some dream about being lost in a mall that was as large as a city.

I fucking hate malls.

(06:01:49) wintydono: sailor venus is best sailor senshi btw
(06:01:55) [Cliff Hanger]: ("I CHALLENGE MY FATE" hectorofostia12) WRONG
(06:02:05) [Cliff Hanger]: ("ITS QUITE TENACIOUS" shutupmew) Wow
(06:02:05) wintydono: i bet you like one of the outer planets
(06:02:07) [Cliff Hanger]: ("ITS QUITE TENACIOUS" shutupmew) Wow
(06:02:07) wintydono: like a shitter
(06:02:08) [Cliff Hanger]: ("ITS QUITE TENACIOUS" shutupmew) Venus
(06:02:10) [Cliff Hanger]: ("ITS QUITE TENACIOUS" shutupmew) What a fucking
(06:02:11) [Cliff Hanger]: ("ITS QUITE TENACIOUS" shutupmew) Retard
(06:02:14) [Cliff Hanger]: ("ITS QUITE TENACIOUS" shutupmew) Jupiter
(06:02:16) [Cliff Hanger]: ("ITS QUITE TENACIOUS" shutupmew) The best
(06:02:17) [Cliff Hanger]: ("I CHALLENGE MY FATE" hectorofostia12) Real slut

Spoiler:

I went here and hit the speaker icon in the left box and almost pissed myself.

And today this song made my computer literally exploded.

Today I decided to make some Mexican Rice. A cup and a half of rice.. a cup and a half of water.. two tablespoons of butter.. two cubes of chicken bouillon.. plenty of spices.. When I got to the diced tomato part.. I was out of what I usually use.. so I used a diced tomato / diced habanero mix.

This shit is so hot my face is sweating, my hands are shaking and I feel like I have hot coals in my gut.

(I'm going to be so butthurt in the morning when poop time comes.)

AnTi90d wrote:: Today I decided to make some Mexican Rice. A cup and a half of rice.. a cup and a half of water.. two tablespoons of butter.. two cubes of chicken bouillon.. plenty of spices.. When I got to the diced tomato part.. I was out of what I usually use.. so I used a diced tomato / diced habanero mix.

This shit is so hot my face is sweating, my hands are shaking and I feel like I have hot coals in my gut.

(I'm going to be so butthurt in the morning when poop time comes.)

Snap, I know what I'm going to avoid.

You have my condolences.

AnTi90d wrote:: Today I decided to make some Mexican Rice. A cup and a half of rice.. a cup and a half of water.. two tablespoons of butter.. two cubes of chicken bouillon.. plenty of spices.. When I got to the diced tomato part.. I was out of what I usually use.. so I used a diced tomato / diced habanero mix.

This shit is so hot my face is sweating, my hands are shaking and I feel like I have hot coals in my gut.

(I'm going to be so butthurt in the morning when poop time comes.)

All I'm currently reading is habanero habanero habanero habanero. The great evil doer of your dish.

Still, you were quite brave to eat it. I hope the next morning won't be too hard on you.

Poor Anti. Hope it's a one-time burner D=

father says he wants to go out for breakfast today
wake up at like 6 or so
dick around until 8
he's asleep
will probably wake up soon
dick around some more
kinda hungry around 9
he'll probably wake up and want to leave instantly, and be mad if he sees me eating since we planned on going out for breakfast
he's still not up at 10am
man I sure wish I had some food
he wakes up at 12, says we can go out for lunch
i have no idea when that is
probably shouldn't eat since he'll get mad at me for eating
at 1 he says he wants to wait for grandmother to get back from whatever she is doing so she can join us
finally go out to eat at 3
he's pissed at grandmother for changing her mind on joining us like 3 different times adding on an hour of delay
mfw I haven't eaten anything all day

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It's the shorter version of the random thing, but still random

So my sister decided to decorate her door and I helped her out.

It ended up like this.:

Need more stickers imo.

Fuceoiuaocijheoihaweponmidcoriehoih
LoZ:OoT
Finally.
All Skulltulas.
All Heart Pieces.
All Items.
All Upgrades.
All without stepping foot in Ganon's Castle.

Granted, no Golden Gauntlets yet or Great Fairy's Spiketit Defense, but that's because I haven't went in Ganon's Castle yet.

I HATE FISHING.
Unintentional 19 pound fish.

Story of tonight (I'm telling it because it's so awesome):

Lil' bro was trying to pack his book for tomorrow school. Suddenly one bastard cockroach crawling frantically (like they always do) on his hand. Swaying his hand around, the roach made its way to the toilet. He and I chased it down and surprised to met bunch of damn folks (7). I got on trance, smacking the hell out of every piece of shit there. 2 were badly crippled. As an insult to their ancestor, I punched one down and grind it to paste. While my fingers still covered in that bastard's hemolymph, I took one super glue and apply it to another crippled one. I watch it froze to solid fucking death. As a final mockery to their existence, I collected all carcasses and what left of them, tossed in a plastic bag, wrapped it with shitload of old newspaper, and make an awesome bonfire at the back of the house. Finally, I quote me saying,"Smell this you fuckers. And don't fuck with me. DON'T FUCK WITH ME". The bonfire is still burning down.

colfenor1337 wrote:: Story of tonight (I'm telling it because it's so awesome):

Lil' bro was trying to pack his book for tomorrow school. Suddenly one bastard cockroach crawling frantically (like they always do) on his hand. Swaying his hand around, the roach made its way to the toilet. He and I chased it down and surprised to met bunch of damn folks (7). I got on trance, smacking the hell out of every piece of shit there. 2 were badly crippled. As an insult to their ancestor, I punched one down and grind it to paste. While my fingers still covered in that bastard's hemolymph, I took one super glue and apply it to another crippled one. I watch it froze to solid fucking death. As a final mockery to their existence, I collected all carcasses and what left of them, tossed in a plastic bag, wrapped it with shitload of old newspaper, and make an awesome bonfire at the back of the house. Finally, I quote me saying,"Smell this you fuckers. And don't fuck with me. DON'T FUCK WITH ME". The bonfire is still burning down.

That is fucking disgusting clean your house.

Aren't cockroaches rather common in hot countries like Malaysia? Idk, I still find them gross, but if they're common I doubt you can get rid of them entirely.

@OoT: isn't there a Heart Piece in Ganon's castle? scratch

How big are Malaysian cockroaches?

I lived in Texas for three years.. and we couldn't get rid of the little faggots. Every time we'd call the Orkin man, he'd spray everywhere and they'd leave.. to go to our neighbor's house. Then, the neighbor would call the Orkin man and spray the roaches out of his house and back into ours. (Texas is a seriously shitty place to live, if you hate insects and arachnids.)

Anyways.. the biggest one I saw in Texas was three inches long. I cut it into two with a pair of scissors and it didn't even slow the motherfucker down. The front part just kept on trucking and the back part hopped around in random directions.

I'm very happy to be back in Tennessee. I haven't seen a roach in more years than I can count.

AnTi90d wrote:: How big are Malaysian cockroaches?

I lived in Texas for three years.. and we couldn't get rid of the little faggots. Every time we'd call the Orkin man, he'd spray everywhere and they'd leave.. to go to our neighbor's house. Then, the neighbor would call the Orkin man and spray the roaches out of his house and back into ours. (Texas is a seriously shitty place to live, if you hate insects and arachnids.)

Anyways.. the biggest one I saw in Texas was three inches long. I cut it into two with a pair of scissors and it didn't even slow the motherfucker down. The front part just kept on trucking and the back part hopped around in random directions.

I'm very happy to be back in Tennessee. I haven't seen a roach in more years than I can count.

I see lmfao I almost died from laughing. Insulating the house wouldn't of helped like sealing the cracks in the ground.

@boytitan2: My house is clean. Reason? It's been raining a lot this since last weekend. When it's always raining in tropical place like Malaysia, pest always like to find dry place. Hence, houses. My house.

@Himmel: Yeah it's really common here, if you're living in neighborhood with simple drainage system.

@AnTi90d: Yeah roaches at those places are really enormous. But I dunno about their activities. But hell that kind of roach that flip around its rear cut abdomen sounds like a cut gecko's tail. Here the roaches are sneaky, fast like shit, and if you ever saw one flying, it usually fly towards your face, where the flap their stupid wings rapidly like Tentrion, but instead of flying, they actually just gliding down.

I'm a person with bitch-kind sense of hygiene and every time I went back home for semester break, cleaning and eradicating pest is everyone job. EVERYDAY. Although my house is, like I mentioned before, is clean. It's just me that's not easily appeased with its look...because I know this thing will happen.

colfenor1337 wrote:: @boytitan2: My house is clean. Reason? It's been raining a lot this since last weekend. When it's always raining in tropical place like Malaysia, pest always like to find dry place. Hence, houses. My house.

@Himmel: Yeah it's really common here, if you're living in neighborhood with simple drainage system.

@AnTi90d: Yeah roaches at those places are really enormous. But I dunno about their activities. But hell that kind of roach that flip around its rear cut abdomen sounds like a cut gecko's tail. Here the roaches are sneaky, fast like shit, and if you ever saw one flying, it usually fly towards your face, where the flap their stupid wings rapidly like Tentrion, but instead of flying, they actually just gliding down.

I'm a person with bitch-kind sense of hygiene and every time I went back home for semester break, cleaning and eradicating pest is everyone job. EVERYDAY. Although my house is, like I mentioned before, is clean. It's just me that's not easily appeased with its look...because I know this thing will happen.

I live where its cold so no roaches here unless you have a dirty house :v.

And of course, I took a 30 minutes shower, in front of shower like a raped victim, except that I'm standing up, cleaned and sanitized myself. Now, I'm watching House M.D. while doing Rt offer to past the time.

boytitan2 wrote:

colfenor1337 wrote:: @boytitan2: My house is clean. Reason? It's been raining a lot this since last weekend. When it's always raining in tropical place like Malaysia, pest always like to find dry place. Hence, houses. My house.

@Himmel: Yeah it's really common here, if you're living in neighborhood with simple drainage system.

@AnTi90d: Yeah roaches at those places are really enormous. But I dunno about their activities. But hell that kind of roach that flip around its rear cut abdomen sounds like a cut gecko's tail. Here the roaches are sneaky, fast like shit, and if you ever saw one flying, it usually fly towards your face, where the flap their stupid wings rapidly like Tentrion, but instead of flying, they actually just gliding down.

I'm a person with bitch-kind sense of hygiene and every time I went back home for semester break, cleaning and eradicating pest is everyone job. EVERYDAY. Although my house is, like I mentioned before, is clean. It's just me that's not easily appeased with its look...because I know this thing will happen.

I live where its cold so no roaches here unless you have a dirty house :v.

I said it's raining here. And by raining I meant wet. Humid environment. If it's cold insects will prefer to keep the metabolism low by inducing hibernating-like condition. When it's wet, and by wet I meant Malaysia's wet of raining and lot of water, they got shoved out of their burrowing ground and need to find dry place. I dunno about other genus but when it's dry here, you will rarely see them.

Note to myself: If you ever move to Malaysia make sure you live in a HIGH apartment in some skyscraper.

Actually just one floor from the ground is decent enough. But hey if you like the view of the city why not right? Razz

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