[Non-CB related] How to keep beating a dead horse

mechaRev wrote:

astral could write a guide on how to keep beating a dead horse

The first step into continually beating a dead horse is to make sure that you find a horse you want to beat. Once you have a horse in sight, make sure it angers you in some fucked up way that makes you want to start beating it. Maybe it's dead eyes are looking at you funny and you're pissed at how it's mocking you even after death. The reason does not fucking matter, just find a reason and stick to it.






Now that you have your horse, and you have a reason to beat it's living shit out of it, commence the beating. Do not listen to what others tell you to do. Don't let others tell you to stop. Don't let your own fatigue stop you. THAT HORSE PISSED YOU OFF SO MUCH YOU WILL WHACK AT IT UNTIL THE BONES DISINTEGRATE INTO THE GROUND AND THEN YOU'LL START PUNCHING THE PUDDLE WHERE IT USED TO BE AND THEN PISS ON THE PUDDLE  !!!! Or you can just poke it with a stick. Up to you.






After you start beating the horse, there is no going back. You are to continue beating that horse until you yourself keel over on top of it. This is because people need to see you mean BUSINESS when someone or something pisses you off and you need to learn to NEVER let go of that ONE thing it did! If you let it go for even a second, you will never become a true master at beating a dead horse.



[11:35:53 PM] Literal Actual Satan, the Devil, Lord of the Underworld: Forgot step four. Beat the dead horse's dead parents.

Thanks, satan.

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Contributions to this guide much appreciated thank you please.

( owo) astral are you mad to Exlaz ?

uguuuuu.

No lol I made this because MechaRev said I could.

Any tips on beating multiple dead horses?

You drag them all into one area and use multiple punches and kicks. Remember you have to continue beating every dead horse you gather or else you cannot be a true horse beat master.

Moved.

Guides -> The Lounge

No fuck you this is a guide not an off-topic casual lounge post.

Guides section should contain only guides related to Cosmic Break.
The thread name is so clear that this guide isn't related to the game.

Meh.

get on my level nerd

Yeah I probably could've put up a longer and better fight rip

amazing