Clan Fight: Call em Out!

What with the Clan Fight mode coming out this week, I thought it would be kind of entertaining to have a kind of pre-fight verbal boxing competition. Feel free to call out, challenge, or smack talk a little to the other clans. Just to make sure this doesn't get out of hand, I think a few ground rules are in order:

1. No ad hominem
2. No slurs based on race, religion or sexual orientation (that goes for everyone except Malphes; when he does it, it's at least semi-funny)
3. For the love of god, no excessive swearing. A little bit of profanity is fine; it helps you get your point across. But seriously, when every third word is a swear, it's just ridiculous. Be creative with your language.

These rules apply to everyone save the OP-Bot-exclusive clans (you know who you are). If you're clan is a horde of Zero users, you deserve anything and everything that's coming to you.

Also, I think a bit of betting is in order. Since the GM's are the only people who can give out concrete (virtual) items IG, we'll be betting our Man Points here. So, in order to wager your Man Points, just present a match-up (i.e. Hotglue vs. Snowflakes), predict a winner (i.e. winner='Flakes) and then wager a sum of Man Points. You have 500 Man Points. Or WP's, for the ladies (some of which are far more manly than the majority of the player base).

I'll start the wagering with...

~United_Allies~ VS AegisOfAvalon
Winner: ~United_Allies~
Wager: 500 MP

IncuSlave wrote:

~United_Allies~ VS EternalForceBlizzard

EFB died and turned into AegisOfAvalon.

Good to know.

IncuSlave wrote:

3. For the love of god, no excessive swearing. A little bit of profanity is fine; it helps you get your point across. But seriously, when every third word is a swear, it's just ridiculous. Be creative with your language.

Shit thread, 2/10.

I can ask my clan.

But, you should all know what to expect from them really. A lot of them are rude sadly.

I'd like to go against United_Allies or even a game against AegisofAvalon.

Looking forward to it.


Misread.

All dem lagger clans man.

D:

Get better internet.

I like this idea, it rememinds me of my old thread (http://www.cosmicbreakfanforum.com/t8669-clan-challenge)

I'll talk to my clan about it.


*EDIT*

i talked to them and

Quote :

Bored thread, 2/10.

Fixed for you, mate ;P

IncuSlave wrote:

Also, I think a bit of betting is in order. Since the GM's are the only people who can give out concrete (virtual) items IG, we'll be betting our Man Points here. So, in order to wager your Man Points, just present a match-up (i.e. Hotglue vs. Snowflakes), predict a winner (i.e. winner='Flakes) and then wager a sum of Man Points. You have infinite number of Man Points: your Man Point count is determined by how many you've gained or lost, not your original count of MP's. Or WP's, for the ladies (some of which are far more manly than the majority of the player base).

I'll start the wagering with...

~United_Allies~ VS AegisOfAvalon
Winner: ~United_Allies~
Wager: 500 MP

so if i bet an infinite number of Man Points on AOA winning and we win that means my total number of man points will still be at infinite?

... this "man points" system... oh man...

Adius wrote:

IncuSlave wrote:

Also, I think a bit of betting is in order. Since the GM's are the only people who can give out concrete (virtual) items IG, we'll be betting our Man Points here. So, in order to wager your Man Points, just present a match-up (i.e. Hotglue vs. Snowflakes), predict a winner (i.e. winner='Flakes) and then wager a sum of Man Points. You have infinite number of Man Points: your Man Point count is determined by how many you've gained or lost, not your original count of MP's. Or WP's, for the ladies (some of which are far more manly than the majority of the player base).

I'll start the wagering with...

~United_Allies~ VS AegisOfAvalon
Winner: ~United_Allies~
Wager: 500 MP

so if i bet an infinite number of Man Points on AOA winning and we win that means my total number of man points will still be at infinite?

... this "man points" system... oh man...

I was just thinking the same thing, but I didn't know how to word it. XD
In other words, nothing is gained anyways so I think Incu just put it in there to be bored or something. Or maybe he didn't thoroughly think it through

so.......when do you guys want to do this?

If Pataters, Nilla, Piko, and Penko (+ Suigen?) play that'll be fun.....
But................





;_;

There should be an unofficial ban list that could be applied to all future clan fights if both parties decide to apply the ban.
I mean, no one wants a match full of FCs, Zeros, and Wings.

IncuSlave wrote:

. No ad hominem
2. No slurs based on race, religion or sexual orientation (that goes for everyone except Malphes; when he does it, it's at least semi-funny)
3. For the love of god, no excessive swearing. A little bit of profanity is fine; it helps you get your point across. But seriously, when every third word is a swear, it's just ridiculous. Be creative with your language.

The fuck is this shit you bitchass nigga

IncuSlave wrote:

just present a match-up (i.e. Hotglue vs. Snowflakes), predict a winner (i.e. winner='Flakes)

I'm going to snap your neck.

IncuSlave wrote:

You have infinite number of Man Points

LXE doesn't

IncuSlave wrote:

just present a match-up (i.e. Hotglue vs. Snowflakes), predict a winner (i.e. winner='Flakes)

That's Funny

Suguri wrote:

IncuSlave wrote:

. No ad hominem
2. No slurs based on race, religion or sexual orientation (that goes for everyone except Malphes; when he does it, it's at least semi-funny)
3. For the love of god, no excessive swearing. A little bit of profanity is fine; it helps you get your point across. But seriously, when every third word is a swear, it's just ridiculous. Be creative with your language.

The fuck is this shit you bitchass nigga

IncuSlave wrote:

just present a match-up (i.e. Hotglue vs. Snowflakes), predict a winner (i.e. winner='Flakes)

I'm going to snap your neck.

IncuSlave wrote:

You have infinite number of Man Points

LXE doesn't

Lol post

what's with the "everyone except milez"? reV does it better

IncuSlave wrote:

. No ad hominem
2. No slurs based on race, religion or sexual orientation (that goes for everyone except Malphes; when he does it, it's at least semi-funny)
3. For the love of god, no excessive swearing. A little bit of profanity is fine; it helps you get your point across. But seriously, when every third word is a swear, it's just ridiculous. Be creative with your language.

I had to

Spoiler:

Astral_Goddess wrote:

Adius wrote:

IncuSlave wrote:

Also, I think a bit of betting is in order. Since the GM's are the only people who can give out concrete (virtual) items IG, we'll be betting our Man Points here. So, in order to wager your Man Points, just present a match-up (i.e. Hotglue vs. Snowflakes), predict a winner (i.e. winner='Flakes) and then wager a sum of Man Points. You have infinite number of Man Points: your Man Point count is determined by how many you've gained or lost, not your original count of MP's. Or WP's, for the ladies (some of which are far more manly than the majority of the player base).

I'll start the wagering with...

~United_Allies~ VS AegisOfAvalon
Winner: ~United_Allies~
Wager: 500 MP

so if i bet an infinite number of Man Points on AOA winning and we win that means my total number of man points will still be at infinite?

... this "man points" system... oh man...

I was just thinking the same thing, but I didn't know how to word it. XD
In other words, nothing is gained anyways so I think Incu just put it in there to be bored or something. Or maybe he didn't thoroughly think it through

Have to admit... no, I didn't really think it through. Let's set the man points limit at... 500.

And for all of you who are ticked at the Hotglue VS. Flakes scenario, it was completely hypothetical. I honestly know next to nothing about either of them, they were just the first ones that popped into my head.

I feel like a bit of an idiot. Sorry bout all that.

Do we get to cut actual promos??

...I ask, as I did some on-air volunteer work for a radio station while I was in New Zealand, and, if not for circumstances beyond my control, I would have been tapped to do a promo for a weekly radio show there, and possibly others, had that worked out....

...and maybe...just maybe...I could be persuaded to do something similar here...provided I can get a decent mic and a decent recording program...and it be worth my while....

So confused by that...

Suguri wrote:

IncuSlave wrote:

You have infinite number of Man Points

LXE doesn't

Only real men beat up a helpless child.

LXE wrote:

Suguri wrote:

IncuSlave wrote:

You have infinite number of Man Points

LXE doesn't

Only real men beat up a helpless child.

https://i.servimg.com/u/f49/15/99/35/28/lexie_10.png

Unless you're implying Melfi has a penis and massive manbreasts you're only proving my point.

Suguri wrote:

LXE wrote:

Suguri wrote:

LXE doesn't

Only real men beat up a helpless child.

https://i.servimg.com/u/f49/15/99/35/28/lexie_10.png

Unless you're implying Melfi has a penis and massive manbreasts you're only proving my point.

Nope, I'm not. :3
(I like punting chibi's)

@Adius Let me join Aegis, yes? XD

LS3 wrote:

IncuSlave wrote:

just present a match-up (i.e. Hotglue vs. Snowflakes), predict a winner (i.e. winner='Flakes)

That's Funny

VERY FUNNY INDEED. FYI THE CLAN SNOWFLAKE DIED, EVERYONE MOVED TO GMT. I'M LIKE ONE OF THE FEW REMAINING. WHY THE HELL AM I STILL HERE ANYWAY

>shitflake died

not big surprise