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howitzerlove Regular Poster
Posts : 136 Join date : 2010-06-10 Age : 39 Location : 50º 50´ North - 4º 00´East
| Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Sun Jun 27, 2010 8:16 am | |
| Wish granted, but now Touhou games only contain one level, and the AI doesn't shoot a you anymore, the game is boring now, shame on you! > I wish I could Wallhack IRL. | |
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hickwarrior Newbie
Posts : 20 Join date : 2010-06-16
| Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:04 am | |
| Wish granted, but now the maffia is after you and abuses you until you there bidding. And if they're done, they'll slowly vut you open and pick your eyeballs out.
I wish for a lighter but equally powerful laptop to the one I already have. | |
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ToxicElixir Regular Poster
Posts : 129 Join date : 2010-06-23 Age : 111 Location : Atom Mc'Nukington St.
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Skoczypies Regular Poster
Posts : 211 Join date : 2010-06-07 Age : 33
| Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Sun Jun 27, 2010 12:28 pm | |
| Woah, ok, dat looks cool... I wish I had something like that too ;P | |
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howitzerlove Regular Poster
Posts : 136 Join date : 2010-06-10 Age : 39 Location : 50º 50´ North - 4º 00´East
| Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Sun Jun 27, 2010 12:29 pm | |
| Huge success, Glados is now your personal computer. But you will never ever eat pastries again, because baking is a lie.
I wish I had a theme song following me everywhere I go.
PS: Holy crap, a steampunk laptop! Do want! | |
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Skoczypies Regular Poster
Posts : 211 Join date : 2010-06-07 Age : 33
| Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Sun Jun 27, 2010 12:31 pm | |
| Ta-dah! Ya got it, but it's (unfortunately) a 50 cent crappy rap... louder then yer doing shit ;P
I wish I had personal female slave ;P | |
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ToxicElixir Regular Poster
Posts : 129 Join date : 2010-06-23 Age : 111 Location : Atom Mc'Nukington St.
| Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Sun Jun 27, 2010 1:55 pm | |
| - Skoczypies wrote:
- Ta-dah! Ya got it, but it's (unfortunately) a 50 cent crappy rap... louder then yer doing shit ;P
heh, I really expected a link to a rickroll video. | |
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milk Ace Poster
Posts : 1918 Join date : 2010-06-09
| Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Sun Jun 27, 2010 2:34 pm | |
| granted, but your female slave is a trap.
i wish i had a cyborg bike. | |
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SilentEagle1 Regular Poster
Posts : 101 Join date : 2010-06-21
| Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Sun Jun 27, 2010 3:10 pm | |
| Wish granted, but the bike eats a body part every time you start it.
I wish i had mind powers to control what people wrote on the forums. | |
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howitzerlove Regular Poster
Posts : 136 Join date : 2010-06-10 Age : 39 Location : 50º 50´ North - 4º 00´East
| Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Sun Jun 27, 2010 5:30 pm | |
| Wish granted, and because you are controlling my forum-related mind, I cannot write any downside to this wish, now I'm going back to the Internet kitchen to make you a virtual sandwich.
I wish I had tentacles. | |
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Kuroi Newbie
Posts : 26 Join date : 2010-06-24 Location : Dogeland o3o
| Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:07 pm | |
| Wish granted, but they had a will of their own and raped you and everyone around you.
I wish to be the only one capable of wishing. | |
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milk Ace Poster
Posts : 1918 Join date : 2010-06-09
| Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Mon Jun 28, 2010 12:03 am | |
| granted, but you turned into a genie. and forever have to give wishes to people.
i wish to find the best watermelon ever. | |
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ToxicElixir Regular Poster
Posts : 129 Join date : 2010-06-23 Age : 111 Location : Atom Mc'Nukington St.
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Hyoka Gaming Molcars
Posts : 4996 Join date : 2010-06-18 Age : 25
| Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Mon Jun 28, 2010 5:13 am | |
| Granted! A giant shark pops out of the water and bites your rod off. Now go get another one.
I wish the worst mathematician of all time could divide by zero.
(this will be interesting) | |
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SilentEagle1 Regular Poster
Posts : 101 Join date : 2010-06-21
| Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Mon Jun 28, 2010 12:04 pm | |
| Wish granted, but now all of math has to be re-discovered to allow division by zero and all technology stops functioning due to this new mathematical revolution. The implications set human kind back to the dark ages.
I wish Hyoka wouldnt ask such rediculous wishes. | |
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Desu Master Poster
Posts : 2015 Join date : 2010-06-16 Age : 34 Location : 2nd floor basement in your sister's closet
| Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:10 pm | |
| - SilentEagle1 wrote:
- Wish granted, but now all of math has to be re-discovered to allow division by zero and all technology stops functioning due to this new mathematical revolution. The implications set human kind back to the dark ages.
I wish Hyoka wouldnt ask such rediculous wishes. Wish granted, now she'll ask excellent world changing wishes, except she has no vocal cords to say them with, and sadly no hand to write them with either. I wish everyone spammed Desu everywhere. | |
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Feign Ace Poster
Posts : 1265 Join date : 2010-06-24 Age : 42 Location : Elsewhere
| Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:32 pm | |
| This is your new signiture ~desu. I wish to be at peace with the universe. | |
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howitzerlove Regular Poster
Posts : 136 Join date : 2010-06-10 Age : 39 Location : 50º 50´ North - 4º 00´East
| Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:55 pm | |
| You are now at peace with the universe, you are peaceful, like a dead man... in fact, you are dead, and peaceful... desu.
I wish to punch the forum member posting after me in the face. | |
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Shinkai Newbie
Posts : 72 Join date : 2010-06-14 Age : 30 Location : Switzerland
| Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Mon Jun 28, 2010 4:32 pm | |
| - Miliken wrote:
- they're lolis, but one of them is a time mage and accidently uses her powers and they all transform into full grown women.
i wish i had some pizza. u tried to punch, but u missed, cus u were to slow~Desu I wish i had a dildo for Desu so she can play baseball with it~Desu | |
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milk Ace Poster
Posts : 1918 Join date : 2010-06-09
| Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Mon Jun 28, 2010 5:46 pm | |
| granted, but he cried in agony at night...desu.
i wish i had a really, really good sandwich in my left hand. and a the best soda in the left. | |
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Shinkai Newbie
Posts : 72 Join date : 2010-06-14 Age : 30 Location : Switzerland
| Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Mon Jun 28, 2010 5:57 pm | |
| - Miliken wrote:
- granted, but he cried in agony at night...desu.
i wish i had a really, really good sandwich in my left hand. and a the best soda in the left. granted... ur holding in ur left hand this: - Spoiler:
and this in ur right: - Spoiler:
I REALLY WISH THAT THE GUYS BELOW ME GONNA POST SOMETHING STUPID!
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milk Ace Poster
Posts : 1918 Join date : 2010-06-09
| Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Mon Jun 28, 2010 5:58 pm | |
| i wish you didnt forget the rules.
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Shinkai Newbie
Posts : 72 Join date : 2010-06-14 Age : 30 Location : Switzerland
| Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Mon Jun 28, 2010 6:06 pm | |
| - Miliken wrote:
- i wish you didnt forget the rules.
your wish cannot be granted because it didnt make sense o.O I REALLY WISH THAT THE GUY BELOW GONNA POST SOMETHING STUPID! | |
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howitzerlove Regular Poster
Posts : 136 Join date : 2010-06-10 Age : 39 Location : 50º 50´ North - 4º 00´East
| Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Mon Jun 28, 2010 6:10 pm | |
| Wish granted, but I'll post it on another forum.
I wish for something able to move the unmovable and stop the unstoppable. | |
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iLolita Newcomer
Posts : 19 Join date : 2010-06-27 Age : 36 Location : On the wings of a dream, far beyond reality.
| Subject: Re: Corruptin' Wishes Mon Jun 28, 2010 7:10 pm | |
| Granted; the catch is it can't tell the difference between you and the unstoppable/unmovable objects.
I wish for the perfect rainstorm. | |
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