Most random thing you've seen or done today on CB?

My favorite part on temple site is when indos lag into oblivion, then say something like "fkn glitched map".

my favorite part is when i punch them against a wall and they phase through it and die horridly.
I've teamkilled someone on the other pit map by wind tunneling them against a wall, causing them to lag through it and die.

Winty wrote:

my favorite part is when i punch them against a wall and they phase through it and die horridly.
I've teamkilled someone on the other pit map by wind tunneling them against a wall, causing them to lag through it and die.

I don't play enough melee to have had this happen, but it sounds really satisfying. XD

Sakura1 wrote:

Isdelft wrote:

did someone send ticket about saya glitch and some suggest buff for her? :v

what glitch? that glitch where the big bomb dont do no dmg?

1. her stealth
2. her planes
3. yes that nuke

Tuskin wrote:

Maywetter:

-Plays like a bore.
-Escapes
-Wins by points

Kuzuha was right all along lol

Our boxer wants a rematch but if I were him, I would advise not to. The fight's not going to be worth your money. Everyone waited for 5 yrs for this match which in the end, became a borefeast. Would've been nice if Maywetter only actually boxed instead of danced.

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back to topic:

I have fagbots now but not tuning them atm because, I need to get protectors. RIP.

i wanna finish my lily bf , but i have no condom , so i decide to starts with 90%

AND IT FUCKING FAIL

thats cant be help , so i recalced it again

since i have nothing to lose , so i go without condoms

another 2 was success , i will lose 2 damage per shot , exchange with more 15hp

so be it

1st slot 90% fail
2nd slot 75% success
3rd slot 65% success

this is new level of trolling

will post pic later , im not at home right now

Kuzuha wrote:

Tuskin wrote:

Maywetter:

-Plays like a bore.
-Escapes
-Wins by points

Kuzuha was right all along lol

Our boxer wants a rematch but if I were him, I would advise not to. The fight's not going to be worth your money. Everyone waited for 5 yrs for this match which in the end, became a borefeast. Would've been nice if Maywetter only actually boxed instead of danced.

Mayweather was playing by the rules (even when he was breaking em). He deserved to win but he's exactly why boxing is dying and PACMAN is still more badass no matter what Mayweather does anyway.

fggt wrote:

Finally can test stuffs after completing the cards shiet:v
And mirage raid BS is great choice for cd glitch alphag builds (bascarmada, stella... for example).

Hello, this is May 7 Update.

GO DO TWO HUNDRED FUCKING CARDS AGAIN.

If by "two hundred fucking cards" you mean "100 regular and 100 alpha", yes

Isdelft wrote:

i wanna finish my lily bf , but i have no condom , so i decide to starts with 90%

AND IT FUCKING FAIL

thats cant be help , so i recalced it again

since i have nothing to lose , so i go without condoms

another 2 was success , i will lose 2 damage per shot , exchange with more 15hp
more 5hp , for keep boost run orange tier and sway breakpoint

so be it

1st slot 90% fail
2nd slot 75% success
3rd slot 65% success

this is new level of trolling

will post pic later , im not at home right now

my bad luck scar ....

Arti wrote:

If by "two hundred fucking cards" you mean "100 regular and 100 alpha", yes

100 alpha cards is still a chore.

Shance wrote:

fggt wrote:

Finally can test stuffs after completing the cards shiet:v
And mirage raid BS is great choice for cd glitch alphag builds (bascarmada, stella... for example).

Hello, this is May 7 Update.

GO DO TWO HUNDRED FUCKING CARDS AGAIN.

>Implying no one know

And I will just wait for the last day to finish it anw.

I rolled a Persenachia SHADE.
Ibuki Suika randomly appeared on ESPN.
I have a serafuku Ouka Kamuro.

Which, ended up as this:

Oh, and my team lost with me as Best Supporter again. About 20 times or so.

changed her fucking ugly face...

Spoiler:

ooohhh me likey owob

Got school malca from anni ticket. that's vexing ;-;

Maelstrom wrote:

changed her fucking ugly face...

Fight me

Nilla wrote:

Maelstrom wrote:

changed her fucking ugly face...

Fight me

Around blacks, never relax

Watch your back, he might shank you

gib Elisa please

Maelstrom wrote:

gib Elisa please

I promised someone to keep this until that guy gets Melfi, so no

CBEN wrote:

This Union Wars Battle Campaign ends 5/7 and collected cards will be reset.
(*Deluxe Coins/Battle Cards/Petal Garland you get during this Union Wars Battle Campaign will be deleted 5/7. Garapon Tickets from this campaign will not be able to be used after 5/28)

..just stopping in to remind you fuckers to spend your DX Coins before tonight is over..

aosepsa wrote:

I definitely do "NOT" need this:

Gah! My waifu!

*Everyone's been getting her and I still haven't yet. All those failed rolls. CS hates me.

Wow, they sure don't want us hoarding coins and tickets.
Those motherfuckers!

It's to prevent people from being able to get all USBs for the next 2 moes without having to pay (even though EN probably won't get them for free so soon unless they lose their mind for once, that's how JP did it, so EN is doing so too).