[WIZ] Loyalty

Loyalty has reluctantly decided to open up its doors. That’s right, we are recruiting players to possibly be a part of our clan. If you need background, we are one of the bigger and more prominent clans on the WIZ faction and thus the game as a whole. Most of our members are comprised of people from the /a/ board of 4chan. We’re pretty laid back and like to have fun, sometimes at the expense of other people or even ourselves. That said, we won’t take just anyone. We’re looking for a very specific kind of idiot to join our merry band of fools. Here’s what were looking for:

Someone who is active. Cosmic Break doesn't have to be your life. However, we know that you don’t have anything better to do with your time. We like to arena and run boss quests. We like to farm because quite a few of us are Asian and those who aren’t all want to be.

Someone who communicates. Ventrilo is a plus. We have a server and we like to use it.

Someone who knows how to play the damn game. We don’t mind giving pointers, but we’re not going to teach you the basics. You should know those already. That’s why they are called the basics. It would help if you’ve been active since the first beta.

Someone with a sense of humor. This is pretty important. If you can’t laugh at yourself, you’re not going to go far at all. You need to be able to roll with the punches and swing a few of your own.

Here’s what we don’t want. We don’t want just any kind of idiot. There are methods to our madness. So if you are some kind of LULZ SO RANDOM XD type moron, then don’t even bother. Despite what might be said about us, we do have some standards. We also like to have fun, but winning can also be fun. If for some reason you are joining just to be a part of Loyalty, because you think we’re famous or something, that won’t cut it. You’ve got to bring something to the clan. We also don’t like suck ups. If you join and immediately try to be all chummy with everyone and learn every inside joke so that you can be one of the cool kids, don’t bother. What’s likely to happen is you’ll be invited for a trial run, a period of a few days to maybe a week, depending on how long we see fit. During that time, you should sit down, shut up, and see how things work out. Be helpful. Offer to do runs or stack rooms with other clan members. Don’t ask for runs or help all the time. Don’t use emoticons. Don’t use lol all the time. If you are from Gaia, we will tear you a new one. Also be at least 18. And yeah this is the internet, but if you’re underage, it’ll show. So don’t lie to us.
If by some godforsaken miracle, you earn our approval, you will become part of the most hated/loved clans in Cosmic Break. The clan name Loyalty will elicit a reaction from everyone you encounter, from hero worship to projectile vomiting. But like I said, if you want to join for only that, it won’t work out. So if you are interested, send one of our officers (Cannan, Grimdark, Kaali, SHR, Liln, or I) a tell in game. We also play other games with each other, so be ready for some of that too.


Let us see what response this causes...